| I'm right there with you on that one. "You'll be hiding behind lamp posts next!" is another one, and of course, the most annoying "Surely you don't need to lose any more????"
"Really?" says I to my friend, "What height are you?"
"5 4" she replied.
"And what do you weigh?"
"10 and a half stone," she said.
"Well, I am only 5 3 and I weigh 12 stone. Why on EARTH do you think I don't need to lose any more??? I'm smaller than you and I should actually weigh less than you!"
Thanks.
I really needed that!
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