Gemstone

Sorry Witchie - winging so much that I didn't say "Hello".
More winge coming up.......
What about the lady that measures you for your big girls bra then? (!)
There you are standing topless in the cubicle with the puppies completely unleashed and up she comes with a tape measure. Your eyes hit the ceiling as you try to pretend this isn't actually happening and the trim efficient woman with pert little boobs starts discussing yours as though they are some alien species that MUST BE CONTAINED! Enter Dr Who. So you wait in the cubicle (small tardis?) while said lady goes away to find a new sexy bra to do the magic. Then SHOCK! HORROR! the device is revealed - AND IT'S GOT MORE MATERIAL IN IT THAN A HAMMOCK (ok slight exageration!). You struggle with all those hooks that your original bra just didn't have and look in the mirror at - YOUR GRANDMOTHER! Whatever happened to the wonderbra with the chicken fillets? Well I'll tell you - I got two big chicken fillets of my own and there is no way they can be cajoled into a sexy bra for a while. Once the clothes go back on the bra has made an improvement and I'm quite pleased but I'm not looking forward to going through the measuring experience again - Although the sexy bra when the weight is gone will be something to look forward to
Gem

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