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Mrs Depp · 12th August, 2007

Aw Mini if we could choose who we fell in love with I'd choose JD every time

Sounds like you have your ideal man in your husband, that's so lovely.

This is just a bit of fun because Karen1972 was having a panic attack about her date today lol.

xxxx

**Mini** · 12th August, 2007

Don't tell me I have killed this thread

I love Johnny too

You've good taste

Mrs Depp · 12th August, 2007

Hehe Mini, it's usually me who is the thread killer!

Allan G · 13th August, 2007

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Originally Posted by Mrs Depp

Hehe Mini, it's usually me who is the thread killer!

A killer Eh!!, i will have to come round and feel your collar madam

Russiandoll · 13th August, 2007

My perfect man ... hmmm. Well it's hubby of course - but me perfect FANTASY man would slot into the categories below ...

* Be taller than me
But with me being 5' 1" that probably counts in most of the male population of the UK!

* Hair, or the lack of it, isn't an issue.
But if he's thinning then it has to be 'Bruce Willis' style

* Have nice teeth

Wonky, missing or grimy tombstones don't rock my world I'm afraid!

* Eat with his mouth closed.
Eating habits that mimic a cement mixer are a major turn off!

* Be a good listener.
And by that I mean he listens and doesn't just 'hear'.

* Doesn't like football.
I don't like to be made redundant for half the year.

Come to think of it ... hubby DOES fit all those categories

fingers crossed · 13th August, 2007

Oooooooooh this thread is fun! Its also shows big flaws in my judgement though!

1. Over 6ft
2. Love football but not Man Utd
3. Not have an wife/kids or ex wife/kids
4. Not drive a BMW
5. Be up to 5 years older than me but not younger
6. Be good with his hands!
7. Be lots of fun
8. Think I'm great!!

Hmmmm.... so my bloke 1. yup, 2,3,4,5, aaaargh no! 6-8 yup again! Ah well... its a good job that he's rich & adores me to cancel out 2-5!!!

deesel · 13th August, 2007

have a pulse well it has been a long time lol

Mrs Depp · 13th August, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allan G

A killer Eh!!, i will have to come round and feel your collar madam

Oooh Allan is that a promise?

Boobyjood · 13th August, 2007

Ay up Carol!
Haven't been here for a while and when I do I catch you all getting frisky

The scary thing is; your description could almost apply to Rohan but we all know he's not the perfect guy. He yours though, for the price of a tetra!

So, OH aside, let me think...

1) Height relatively unimportant but prefer to eliminate dwarves and giants for practical purposes
2) Sense of humour essential
3) Twinkly eyes, nice teeth, preferably his own
4) Non smoker
5) Good listener
6) Intelligent but no boffins need apply
7) Good with kids
8) Enjoys sunshine
9) Tolerates me watching BB and other trashy TV
10) Hardworking
11) Considerate and affectionate
12) Likes cats
13) Age 35 to 50
14) Hair, any colour or length but baldies need to accept it, no comb-overs
15) Cheerful, smiley, sociable and confident

OMG this coud go on forever....

JudeX

Mrs Depp · 13th August, 2007

Hello lovely!

Re Rohan, I haven't got any tetras would a tub of out of date mixamousse and 2 scahets of chicken soup do?

Anyway, Rohan definitely has numbers 3, 6, 8, 13, 14 and 15 (not sure of the others as I don't know him that well!) so it sounds like you've already got your ideal man!

P.S. I'll sort my order out for you asap, just waiting for my fake £20's to dry.

Allan G · 13th August, 2007

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Originally Posted by Mrs Depp

P.S. I'll sort my order out for you asap, just waiting for my fake £20's to dry.

Just on the phone now to merseyside police, you will be getting a knock at the door very soon

I love this thread, you lot are not fussy are you

i suppose every one has the arse of kyle, the boobs of Pamela anderson, and the body of Anjelina Jolie, (Or is that just my fantasy)

Mrs Depp · 13th August, 2007

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Originally Posted by Allan G

Just on the phone now to merseyside police, you will be getting a knock at the door very soon

Haha Allan - I know them all! First name terms me and Merseyside poleece!

I love this thread, you lot are not fussy are you

i suppose every one has the arse of kyle, the boobs of Pamela anderson, and the body of Anjelina Jolie, (Or is that just my fantasy)

Kylie's arse? I had one before she did. Mine's like a beautiful peach and just as toned!

Pamela's boobs? Hers are false and mine aren't! Say no more!

Angelina's body? Nope she's too skinny! I'm more like Jennifer Aniston!

Allan G · 13th August, 2007

Jenifer who?? not my cup of tea, tall leggy blondes

my wife is 5ft 11 with big boobies

Mrs Depp · 13th August, 2007

Haha! I'm 4ft 11 with big boobies!!

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Mini Admin Mini's Profile Albums Mini's Photo Gallery Join Date: 30th April, 2006 Posts: 26,712 Thanks: 282 Thanked 747 Times in 696 Posts Rep Power: 1000 Diet: Lipotrim Start Date: 3/1/2012	Don't tell me I have killed this thread I love Johnny too You've good taste Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Love Mini xxx

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Mrs Depp Im always here! Mrs Depp's Profile Albums Mrs Depp's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Location: Merseyside Posts: 14,895 Thanks: 102 Thanked 34 Times in 33 Posts Rep Power: 924 Diet: Was on CD last year, lost 35lbs. I need to lose another 21 but haven't decided which diet to use yet Height: 4' 11" Start Weight: 172lb Current Weight: 147lb Goal Weight: 126lb BMI Information: Start BMI: 34.7 Current BMI: 29.7 Goal BMI: 25.4 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 25lb Weight to Lose: 21lb % Lost 14.53%	Hehe Mini, it's usually me who is the thread killer! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ MRS DEPP - THE TRUE WINNER OF THE 'LAST PERSON TO POST' THREAD - NO MATTER WHAT BECKY OR ALLAN G SAY!!! Listening to advice and taking control of my life

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Russiandoll Carpe diem Russiandoll's Profile Albums Russiandoll's Photo Gallery Join Date: 22nd July, 2006 Location: Gosport, Hampshire: South Coast Posts: 4,591 Blog Entries: 18 Thanks: 49 Thanked 30 Times in 30 Posts Rep Power: 193 Diet: Exante Height: 5' 2" Start Date: 20/10/11 Start Weight: 249lb Current Weight: 227lb Goal Weight: 168lb Goal Date: "whenever" BMI Information: Start BMI: 45.5 Current BMI: 41.5 Goal BMI: 30.7 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 22lb Weight to Lose: 59lb % Lost 8.84%	My perfect man ... hmmm. Well it's hubby of course - but me perfect FANTASY man would slot into the categories below ... * Be taller than me But with me being 5' 1" that probably counts in most of the male population of the UK! * Hair, or the lack of it, isn't an issue. But if he's thinning then it has to be 'Bruce Willis' style * Have nice teeth Wonky, missing or grimy tombstones don't rock my world I'm afraid! * Eat with his mouth closed. Eating habits that mimic a cement mixer are a major turn off! * Be a good listener. And by that I mean he listens and doesn't just 'hear'. * Doesn't like football. I don't like to be made redundant for half the year. Come to think of it ... hubby DOES fit all those categories Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Starting weight - 20th Oct 2011 17st 11lb WK1 - 28th Oct - 17st 1lb (-10lb) WK2 - 4th Nov - 16st 13lb (-2lb) WK3 - 11th Nov - 16st 10lb (-3lb) WK4 - 18th Nov -16st 8lb (-2lb) Total for 4 weeks = 17lb WK5 - 25th Nov - 16st 8lb (STS) 9th Dec - 16st 3lb (-5lb) GOALS (for now) Lose 1st stone Get down into the 16s To get into the 15s Lose 10% of starting body weight (25lb) To lose 2nd stone To zip up waterproof jacket (bought in a charity shop on purpose with a 4" gap at the front) To get into a size 18 To lose 3rd stone To have a BMI lower than 35 To lose 4th stone http://www.minimins.com/62-russiando...h-results.html

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Boobyjood Member Boobyjood's Profile Albums Boobyjood's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Posts: 95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 8	Ay up Carol! Haven't been here for a while and when I do I catch you all getting frisky The scary thing is; your description could almost apply to Rohan but we all know he's not the perfect guy. He yours though, for the price of a tetra! So, OH aside, let me think... 1) Height relatively unimportant but prefer to eliminate dwarves and giants for practical purposes 2) Sense of humour essential 3) Twinkly eyes, nice teeth, preferably his own 4) Non smoker 5) Good listener 6) Intelligent but no boffins need apply 7) Good with kids 8) Enjoys sunshine 9) Tolerates me watching BB and other trashy TV 10) Hardworking 11) Considerate and affectionate 12) Likes cats 13) Age 35 to 50 14) Hair, any colour or length but baldies need to accept it, no comb-overs 15) Cheerful, smiley, sociable and confident OMG this coud go on forever.... JudeX Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________

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Mrs Depp Im always here! Mrs Depp's Profile Albums Mrs Depp's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Location: Merseyside Posts: 14,895 Thanks: 102 Thanked 34 Times in 33 Posts Rep Power: 924 Diet: Was on CD last year, lost 35lbs. I need to lose another 21 but haven't decided which diet to use yet Height: 4' 11" Start Weight: 172lb Current Weight: 147lb Goal Weight: 126lb BMI Information: Start BMI: 34.7 Current BMI: 29.7 Goal BMI: 25.4 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 25lb Weight to Lose: 21lb % Lost 14.53%	Hello lovely! Re Rohan, I haven't got any tetras would a tub of out of date mixamousse and 2 scahets of chicken soup do? Anyway, Rohan definitely has numbers 3, 6, 8, 13, 14 and 15 (not sure of the others as I don't know him that well!) so it sounds like you've already got your ideal man! P.S. I'll sort my order out for you asap, just waiting for my fake £20's to dry. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ MRS DEPP - THE TRUE WINNER OF THE 'LAST PERSON TO POST' THREAD - NO MATTER WHAT BECKY OR ALLAN G SAY!!! Listening to advice and taking control of my life

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Allan G Im always here! Allan G's Profile Albums Allan G's Photo Gallery Join Date: 8th February, 2007 Location: Blackpool, emigrated north from Portsmouth Posts: 27,410 Thanks: 11 Thanked 30 Times in 26 Posts Rep Power: 750 Diet: Cambridge	Jenifer who?? not my cup of tea, tall leggy blondes my wife is 5ft 11 with big boobies Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ [*Boys never grow up, they just play with bigger toys!!.*

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Mrs Depp Im always here! Mrs Depp's Profile Albums Mrs Depp's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Location: Merseyside Posts: 14,895 Thanks: 102 Thanked 34 Times in 33 Posts Rep Power: 924 Diet: Was on CD last year, lost 35lbs. I need to lose another 21 but haven't decided which diet to use yet Height: 4' 11" Start Weight: 172lb Current Weight: 147lb Goal Weight: 126lb BMI Information: Start BMI: 34.7 Current BMI: 29.7 Goal BMI: 25.4 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 25lb Weight to Lose: 21lb % Lost 14.53%	Haha! I'm 4ft 11 with big boobies!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ MRS DEPP - THE TRUE WINNER OF THE 'LAST PERSON TO POST' THREAD - NO MATTER WHAT BECKY OR ALLAN G SAY!!! Listening to advice and taking control of my life

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