Last edited by Mini : 12th August, 2007 at 08:41 PM Reason: thead stopper post...

Aw Mini if we could choose who we fell in love with I'd choose JD every time
Sounds like you have your ideal man in your husband, that's so lovely.![]()
This is just a bit of fun because Karen1972 was having a panic attack about her date today lol.
xxxx
MRS DEPP - THE TRUE WINNER OF THE 'LAST PERSON TO POST' THREAD - NO MATTER WHAT BECKY OR ALLAN G SAY!!!![]()
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Don't tell me I have killed this thread
I love Johnny too![]()
You've good taste![]()

Hehe Mini, it's usually me who is the thread killer!![]()
MRS DEPP - THE TRUE WINNER OF THE 'LAST PERSON TO POST' THREAD - NO MATTER WHAT BECKY OR ALLAN G SAY!!!![]()
Listening to advice and taking control of my life

My perfect man ... hmmm. Well it's hubby of course - but me perfect FANTASY man would slot into the categories below ...
* Be taller than me
But with me being 5' 1" that probably counts in most of the male population of the UK!
* Hair, or the lack of it, isn't an issue.
But if he's thinning then it has to be 'Bruce Willis' style
* Have nice teeth
Wonky, missing or grimy tombstones don't rock my world I'm afraid!
* Eat with his mouth closed.
Eating habits that mimic a cement mixer are a major turn off!
* Be a good listener.
And by that I mean he listens and doesn't just 'hear'.
* Doesn't like football.
I don't like to be made redundant for half the year.
Come to think of it ... hubby DOES fit all those categories![]()
Starting weight - 20th Oct 2011 17st 11lb
WK1 - 28th Oct - 17st 1lb (-10lb)
WK2 - 4th Nov - 16st 13lb (-2lb)
WK3 - 11th Nov - 16st 10lb (-3lb)![]()
WK4 - 18th Nov -16st 8lb (-2lb)![]()
Total for 4 weeks = 17lb
WK5 - 25th Nov - 16st 8lb (STS)
9th Dec - 16st 3lb (-5lb)![]()
GOALS (for now)
Lose 1st stone
Get down into the 16s
To get into the 15s
Lose 10% of starting body weight (25lb)
To lose 2nd stone
To zip up waterproof jacket (bought in a charity shop on purpose with a 4" gap at the front)
To get into a size 18
To lose 3rd stone
To have a BMI lower than 35
To lose 4th stone
http://www.minimins.com/62-russiando...h-results.html
Oooooooooh this thread is fun! Its also shows big flaws in my judgement though!
1. Over 6ft
2. Love football but not Man Utd
3. Not have an wife/kids or ex wife/kids
4. Not drive a BMW
5. Be up to 5 years older than me but not younger
6. Be good with his hands!
7. Be lots of fun
8. Think I'm great!!
Hmmmm.... so my bloke 1. yup, 2,3,4,5, aaaargh no! 6-8 yup again! Ah well... its a good job that he's rich & adores me to cancel out 2-5!!!
Total loss
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have a pulse well it has been a long time lol

MRS DEPP - THE TRUE WINNER OF THE 'LAST PERSON TO POST' THREAD - NO MATTER WHAT BECKY OR ALLAN G SAY!!!![]()
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Ay up Carol!
Haven't been here for a while and when I do I catch you all getting frisky
The scary thing is; your description could almost apply to Rohan but we all know he's not the perfect guy. He yours though, for the price of a tetra!
So, OH aside, let me think...
1) Height relatively unimportant but prefer to eliminate dwarves and giants for practical purposes
2) Sense of humour essential
3) Twinkly eyes, nice teeth, preferably his own
4) Non smoker
5) Good listener
6) Intelligent but no boffins need apply
7) Good with kids
8) Enjoys sunshine
9) Tolerates me watching BB and other trashy TV
10) Hardworking
11) Considerate and affectionate
12) Likes cats
13) Age 35 to 50
14) Hair, any colour or length but baldies need to accept it, no comb-overs
15) Cheerful, smiley, sociable and confident
OMG this coud go on forever....
JudeX

Hello lovely!
Re Rohan, I haven't got any tetras would a tub of out of date mixamousse and 2 scahets of chicken soup do?
Anyway, Rohan definitely has numbers 3, 6, 8, 13, 14 and 15 (not sure of the others as I don't know him that well!) so it sounds like you've already got your ideal man!![]()
P.S. I'll sort my order out for you asap, just waiting for my fake £20's to dry.![]()
MRS DEPP - THE TRUE WINNER OF THE 'LAST PERSON TO POST' THREAD - NO MATTER WHAT BECKY OR ALLAN G SAY!!!![]()
Listening to advice and taking control of my life

Just on the phone now to merseyside police, you will be getting a knock at the door very soon
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I love this thread, you lot are not fussy are youi suppose every one has the arse of kyle, the boobs of Pamela anderson, and the body of Anjelina Jolie, (Or is that just my fantasy)
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[Boys never grow up, they just play with bigger toys!!.

MRS DEPP - THE TRUE WINNER OF THE 'LAST PERSON TO POST' THREAD - NO MATTER WHAT BECKY OR ALLAN G SAY!!!![]()
Listening to advice and taking control of my life

Jenifer who?? not my cup of tea, tall leggy blondes
my wife is 5ft 11 with big boobies
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[Boys never grow up, they just play with bigger toys!!.

Haha! I'm 4ft 11 with big boobies!!![]()
MRS DEPP - THE TRUE WINNER OF THE 'LAST PERSON TO POST' THREAD - NO MATTER WHAT BECKY OR ALLAN G SAY!!!![]()
Listening to advice and taking control of my life