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Mrs Depp · 12th August, 2007

Just thought I'd start this thread (inspired by Karen1972 - thanks hun!)

So, there have been a few of us talking about what type of blokes we like, what type we'd pick for the ideal partner.

I'll go first, my ideal bloke would be:

1. Above 5ft 7 tall
2. Either medium build or slightly overweight
3. He must have hair on his head but no wild styles or mullets!
4. He must NOT have a hairy back!
5. No fake tan or loads of jewellery - don't mind an earring
6. A couple of tattoos is acceptable, but no more than that
7. He must have his own home - not live with his mum!
8. He doesn't have to earn bucketloads of cash but mustn't be in debt
9. Great sense of humour is a must
10. He should love cwtches as much as I do

I'll probably think of other things but that's just for starters.

Karen · 12th August, 2007

i am so so with u on most points.

1. must be 5ft 7 to 5ft 11
2. must have green or blue eyes
3. must have dark hair
4. must have a job he enjoys
5. must have noce eyebrows...none of that uni-brow stuff going on!
6. must like fat women lol
7. must be a bit mental
8. must laugh at all my rubbish jokes and adore me...even when im in PJs with einstein hair and experiencing TOTM hormone/homicidal moments.

MEN...PLEASE APPLY WITHIN

Isis · 12th August, 2007

* Know plenty of good jokes to make me laugh.

* Like a good debate without getting annoyed.

* Like a good curry and a few beers.

* Be able to stay awake after ### and chat to me!!

* Know how to work a hoover and a washing machine.

* Not snore.

* Cook.

.....I'll be back tommorow with some more....lol

*

Karen · 12th August, 2007

oh isis....u list is much better than mine lol

Mrs Depp · 12th August, 2007

OMG mine are so boring compared to yours Lacey and Karen! I completely forgot about the unibrow and being house trained!

They're definitely on my list too!

Isis · 12th August, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karen

oh isis....u list is much better than mine lol

...but Karen, I love your no 5-8. I am definitely with you on those ones. Esp no 7 and must be a bit mental!!!!!...lol

**Starlight** · 12th August, 2007

Has to be tall

Make me laugh

Be good at cuddles

Be prepared to put up with my moans and 'interesting' stories when I get in from work

Be supportive

Get on with my friends

Cook!!

Not mind me going out with 'the guys' after work

Love me just the way I am

**Starlight** · 12th August, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karen

adore me...even when im in PJs with einstein hair and experiencing TOTM hormone/homicidal moments.

I can totally relate to that one!

Brad0053 · 12th August, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isis

* Be able to stay awake after ### and chat to me!!

*

Sorry Lace, you have lost me

And the point of that would be ??????

bondgirl · 12th August, 2007

* Must be able to make me laugh

* Nice body always works for me

* Must be able to hold a decent conversation

* Must be able to handle my psychotic 4 days a month

* Someone with similar hope & ambitions for the future

* Must be able to stand his ground with me

Allan G · 12th August, 2007

PMSL at you lot. so here is my C.V

1, 6ft 1ins tall
2, 14 st 5lbs, (At the moment was 17st 1 not long ago)
3, Blue eyes,
4, Tattoo on each arm.
5, GSOH, (Must have to keep chatting to you lot

).
6, can cook, sew, iron, wash, fix a hoover and use it when required.
7, Decorate, mend the car, and wash it more than once a year.
8, And can switch of to you women when the painters are in

9, Bit of a tart sometimes.
10, Married.

bondgirl · 12th August, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allan G

PMSL at you lot. so here is my C.V

1, 6ft 1ins tall
2, 14 st 5lbs, (At the moment was 17st 1 not long ago)
3, Blue eyes,
4, Tattoo on each arm.
5, GSOH, (Must have to keep chatting to you lot

).
6, can cook, sew, iron, wash, fix a hoover and use it when required.
7, Decorate, mend the car, and wash it more than once a year.
8, And can switch of to you women when the painters are in

9, Bit of a tart sometimes.
10, Married.

Damn @ no10 lol

Allan G · 12th August, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by bondgirl

Damn @ no10 lol

All the best ones are married or gay

sorry

bondgirl · 12th August, 2007

* MUST NOT BE MARRIED, ENGAGED,SEEING SOMEONE OR IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP

Allan G · 12th August, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by bondgirl

* MUST NOT BE MARRIED, ENGAGED,SEEING SOMEONE OR IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP

Oh well that counts me out, then again you cant keep a good tart down

12th August, 2007	#1 (permalink)
Mrs Depp Im always here! Mrs Depp's Profile Albums Mrs Depp's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Location: Merseyside Posts: 14,895 Thanks: 102 Thanked 34 Times in 33 Posts Rep Power: 924 Diet: Was on CD last year, lost 35lbs. I need to lose another 21 but haven't decided which diet to use yet Height: 4' 11" Start Weight: 172lb Current Weight: 147lb Goal Weight: 126lb BMI Information: Start BMI: 34.7 Current BMI: 29.7 Goal BMI: 25.4 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 25lb Weight to Lose: 21lb % Lost 14.53%	The Perfect Man Should..... Just thought I'd start this thread (inspired by Karen1972 - thanks hun!) So, there have been a few of us talking about what type of blokes we like, what type we'd pick for the ideal partner. I'll go first, my ideal bloke would be: 1. Above 5ft 7 tall 2. Either medium build or slightly overweight 3. He must have hair on his head but no wild styles or mullets! 4. He must NOT have a hairy back! 5. No fake tan or loads of jewellery - don't mind an earring 6. A couple of tattoos is acceptable, but no more than that 7. He must have his own home - not live with his mum! 8. He doesn't have to earn bucketloads of cash but mustn't be in debt 9. Great sense of humour is a must 10. He should love cwtches as much as I do I'll probably think of other things but that's just for starters. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ MRS DEPP - THE TRUE WINNER OF THE 'LAST PERSON TO POST' THREAD - NO MATTER WHAT BECKY OR ALLAN G SAY!!! Listening to advice and taking control of my life

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Karen Serial Foodie! Karen's Profile Albums Karen's Photo Gallery Join Date: 6th December, 2006 Location: Plymouth, Devon Posts: 5,146 Thanks: 122 Thanked 110 Times in 108 Posts Rep Power: 161 Diet: Exante with Gastric Band Height: 5' 0" Start Date: 7th Feb 2012 Start Weight: 268lb Current Weight: 268lb Goal Weight: 140lb Goal Date: yesterday, please! BMI Information: Start BMI: 52.3 Current BMI: 52.3 Goal BMI: 27.3 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 0lb Weight to Lose: 128lb % Lost 0%	i am so so with u on most points. 1. must be 5ft 7 to 5ft 11 2. must have green or blue eyes 3. must have dark hair 4. must have a job he enjoys 5. must have noce eyebrows...none of that uni-brow stuff going on! 6. must like fat women lol 7. must be a bit mental 8. must laugh at all my rubbish jokes and adore me...even when im in PJs with einstein hair and experiencing TOTM hormone/homicidal moments. MEN...PLEASE APPLY WITHIN Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Started Exante on 7th Feb 2012 @ 19st 2lbs February: wk 1, wk 2 & wk 3 = my mini goals: Lose 1 stone Lose 1.5 stones Lose 2 stones Have less than 100lbs to lose My Challenge to reach 10 stones

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Isis Egyptian Nut Isis's Profile Albums Isis's Photo Gallery Tournaments Won: 19 Join Date: 21st July, 2006 Location: North Yorks UK Posts: 13,010 Thanks: 657 Thanked 138 Times in 130 Posts Rep Power: 412 Height: 5' 7" Current Weight: 255lb Goal Weight: 154lb Goal Date: When I get there BMI Information: Start BMI: 0 Current BMI: 39.9 Goal BMI: 24.1 Statistics: Weight to Lose: 101lb	* Know plenty of good jokes to make me laugh. * Like a good debate without getting annoyed. * Like a good curry and a few beers. * Be able to stay awake after ### and chat to me!! * Know how to work a hoover and a washing machine. * Not snore. * Cook. .....I'll be back tommorow with some more....lol * Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Isis xx "Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase" (Martin Luther King Jnr) Isis has chosen to disable reputation points & disabled her previous Gold Stars Last edited by Isis : 12th August, 2007 at 01:42 AM Reason: sp

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Karen Serial Foodie! Karen's Profile Albums Karen's Photo Gallery Join Date: 6th December, 2006 Location: Plymouth, Devon Posts: 5,146 Thanks: 122 Thanked 110 Times in 108 Posts Rep Power: 161 Diet: Exante with Gastric Band Height: 5' 0" Start Date: 7th Feb 2012 Start Weight: 268lb Current Weight: 268lb Goal Weight: 140lb Goal Date: yesterday, please! BMI Information: Start BMI: 52.3 Current BMI: 52.3 Goal BMI: 27.3 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 0lb Weight to Lose: 128lb % Lost 0%	oh isis....u list is much better than mine lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Started Exante on 7th Feb 2012 @ 19st 2lbs February: wk 1, wk 2 & wk 3 = my mini goals: Lose 1 stone Lose 1.5 stones Lose 2 stones Have less than 100lbs to lose My Challenge to reach 10 stones

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Mrs Depp Im always here! Mrs Depp's Profile Albums Mrs Depp's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Location: Merseyside Posts: 14,895 Thanks: 102 Thanked 34 Times in 33 Posts Rep Power: 924 Diet: Was on CD last year, lost 35lbs. I need to lose another 21 but haven't decided which diet to use yet Height: 4' 11" Start Weight: 172lb Current Weight: 147lb Goal Weight: 126lb BMI Information: Start BMI: 34.7 Current BMI: 29.7 Goal BMI: 25.4 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 25lb Weight to Lose: 21lb % Lost 14.53%	OMG mine are so boring compared to yours Lacey and Karen! I completely forgot about the unibrow and being house trained! They're definitely on my list too! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ MRS DEPP - THE TRUE WINNER OF THE 'LAST PERSON TO POST' THREAD - NO MATTER WHAT BECKY OR ALLAN G SAY!!! Listening to advice and taking control of my life

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bondgirl Member bondgirl's Profile Albums bondgirl's Photo Gallery Join Date: 11th August, 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 1,958 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts Rep Power: 104	* Must be able to make me laugh * Nice body always works for me * Must be able to hold a decent conversation * Must be able to handle my psychotic 4 days a month * Someone with similar hope & ambitions for the future * Must be able to stand his ground with me Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ *What doesn't kill you makes you* [IMG] Latest attempt

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Allan G Im always here! Allan G's Profile Albums Allan G's Photo Gallery Join Date: 8th February, 2007 Location: Blackpool, emigrated north from Portsmouth Posts: 27,410 Thanks: 11 Thanked 30 Times in 26 Posts Rep Power: 750 Diet: Cambridge	PMSL at you lot. so here is my C.V 1, 6ft 1ins tall 2, 14 st 5lbs, (At the moment was 17st 1 not long ago) 3, Blue eyes, 4, Tattoo on each arm. 5, GSOH, (Must have to keep chatting to you lot). 6, can cook, sew, iron, wash, fix a hoover and use it when required. 7, Decorate, mend the car, and wash it more than once a year. 8, And can switch of to you women when the painters are in 9, Bit of a tart sometimes. 10, Married. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ [*Boys never grow up, they just play with bigger toys!!.*

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