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Thread: CHAV MEDICAL DICTIONARY!!!

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    CHAV MEDICAL DICTIONARY!!!





    Artery............The study of paintings.

    Bacteria......... Back door to cafeteria.

    Barium......What doctors do when patients die.

    Benign........What you are after you be eight.

    Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.

    Catscan..................Searching for kitty.

    Cauterize............Made eye contact with her.
    Colic........................A sheep dog.

    Coma......................A punctuation mark.

    D & C..............Where Washington is.

    Dilate.................To live long.

    Enema...................Not a friend.

    Fester..........Quicker than someone else.

    Fibula..................A small lie.

    Genital..............Non-Jewish person.

    G.I. Series.......World Series of military baseball.

    Hangnail........hat you hang your coat on.

    Impotent........Distinguished, well known.

    Labor Pain..........Getting hurt at work.

    Medical Staff.............A Doctor's cane.

    Morbid...............A higher offer than I bid.


    Nitrates...............Cheaper than day rates.

    Node...................-Was aware of.

    Out patient.........A person who has fainted.

    Pap Smear..............A fatherhood test.

    Pelvis..........Second cousin to Elvis.

    Post Operative...............A letter carrier.

    Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.

    Rectum..................Damn near killed him.

    Secretion.............Hiding something.

    Seizure................Roman emperor.

    Tablet.......................A small table.

    Terminal Illness........Getting sick at the airport.

    Tumor....................More than one.

    Urine..............Opposite of you're out.

    Varicose..................Near by/close by.

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    Lost over 8 stones on Lipotrim/Cambridge

    Back to a VLCD to shift a few pounds gained after quitting the ciggies on 31/12/09!

    Week One: -8.5lbs
    Week Two: -3lbs
    Week Three: -2.5lbs
    Week Four: -2.5lbs
    Week Five: -1.5lbs
    Week Six: -2lbs
    Week Seven: STS (only to be expected really)

    Off plan now until back from holidays x x











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    Start Date: 20/10/11
    Start Weight: 17st11lb
    Current Weight: 16st3lb
    Goal Weight: 12st0lb
    Goal Date: "whenever"


    BMI Information:
    Start BMI: 45.5
    Current BMI: 41.5
    Goal BMI: 30.7


    Statistics:
    Total Weight Loss: 1st8lb
    Weight to Lose: 4st3lb
    % Lost 8.84%
    Tee hee!!!!
    Starting weight - 20th Oct 2011 17st 11lb

    WK1 - 28th Oct - 17st 1lb (-10lb)
    WK2 - 4th Nov - 16st 13lb (-2lb)
    WK3 - 11th Nov - 16st 10lb (-3lb)
    WK4 - 18th Nov -16st 8lb (-2lb)
    Total for 4 weeks = 17lb


    WK5 - 25th Nov - 16st 8lb (STS)
    9th Dec - 16st 3lb (-5lb)






    GOALS (for now)
    Lose 1st stone
    Get down into the 16s
    To get into the 15s
    Lose 10% of starting body weight (25lb)
    To lose 2nd stone
    To zip up waterproof jacket (bought in a charity shop on purpose with a 4" gap at the front)
    To get into a size 18
    To lose 3rd stone
    To have a BMI lower than 35
    To lose 4th stone







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    Restarted VLCD - Jan 6 2012

    January - 28lbs
    February - 9lbs
    March - 13lbs
    April - 6lbs (2 weeks holiday)

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    Height: 4ft11in
    Start Weight: 12st4lb
    Current Weight: 10st7lb
    Goal Weight: 9st0lb


    BMI Information:
    Start BMI: 34.7
    Current BMI: 29.7
    Goal BMI: 25.4


    Statistics:
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    Weight to Lose: 1st7lb
    % Lost 14.53%
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