My wife recently went on holiday to the West Indies.
No, she went of her own accord.
My wife recently went on holiday to Italy.
Of course I know her, we've been married for seven years.
I can't remember where my wife's going on holiday this year.
No, that's okay, I'll ask her myself.
My wife and I recently went on a romantic holiday to Wales.
You cheeky sod.
My wife recently went to America on a plane.
No, she passenger.
My wife's band recently went on a tour of South-East Asia.
Yeah, and the bassist was crap too.
My wife's recently been in Turkey, teaching lessons to Germans on how to recognise well-known farm animals.
Nein, das ist ein horse.