Thread: My wife....

My wife recently went on holiday to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.

My wife recently went on holiday to Italy.
Genoa?
Of course I know her, we've been married for seven years.

I can't remember where my wife's going on holiday this year.
Alaska?
No, that's okay, I'll ask her myself.

My wife and I recently went on a romantic holiday to Wales.
Bangor?
You cheeky sod.

My wife recently went to America on a plane.
Chicago?
No, she passenger.

My wife's band recently went on a tour of South-East Asia.
Singapore?
Yeah, and the bassist was crap too.

My wife's recently been in Turkey, teaching lessons to Germans on how to recognise well-known farm animals.
Istanbul?
Nein, das ist ein horse.

ROFL!

Whoooo hooooo Mike. Loved 'em.

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Thanks Mike, You put a smile on my face! shhhh don't tell my hubby! lol