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**Mini** · 11th February, 2008

> 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
>
> (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
> right and you need to shut up.
>
> (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
> Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
> minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
> (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
> you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
> in
> fine.
>
> (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
> (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
> and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
> about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
>
> (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
> make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
> deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
> says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
> all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .... that will bring on a 'whatever').
>
> (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
>
> (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
> this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
> now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
> wrong?'
> For the woman's response refer to # 3.
>
> * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
> avoid if they remember the terminology.
>
> * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause
> they know it's true.

Kitteh · 11th February, 2008

I LOVE IT.. made me laugh sooooo much.. nice one mini.. x x x

**Mini** · 11th February, 2008

I was sent this before a year or two ago, but another friend sent it to me today! From the other side of the world

It is a bit of a giggle as I can see myself in some of them

Delli · 11th February, 2008

lol, so funny cos its true!! there was 'nothing' wrong between me and OH yday and everythin was 'fine'

Kitteh · 11th February, 2008

me too. just read them to my OH.. and he said.. "its not funny.. Thats real life.. thats YOU".. i didnt know whether to take that as a compliment.. LOL.
x x x

blue_grapefruit · 11th February, 2008

my OH agrees

Very funny, and VERY true xxx

**Mini** · 11th February, 2008

Would not dare show it to husband as I know what he would say

Flab-u-less-Flower · 12th February, 2008

Funny from across the pond, good to know..

11th February, 2008	#1 (permalink)
Mini Admin Mini's Profile Albums Mini's Photo Gallery Join Date: 30th April, 2006 Posts: 26,712 Thanks: 282 Thanked 747 Times in 696 Posts Rep Power: 1000 Diet: Lipotrim Start Date: 3/1/2012	9 Words Women Use > 9 WORDS WOMEN USE > > (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are > right and you need to shut up. > > (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. > Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more > minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. > > (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and > you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end > in > fine. > > (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! > > (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement > often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot > and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you > about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) > > (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can > make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before > deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. > > (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say > you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she > says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at > all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .... that will bring on a 'whatever'). > > (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU! > > (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning > this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is > now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's > wrong?' > For the woman's response refer to # 3. > > * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can > avoid if they remember the terminology. > > * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause > they know it's true. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Love Mini xxx

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Kitteh Resident geek Kitteh's Profile Albums Kitteh's Photo Gallery Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: 2nd August, 2006 Location: Gateshead baby! Posts: 7,195 Thanks: 97 Thanked 117 Times in 100 Posts Rep Power: 1167 Diet: WW	I LOVE IT.. made me laugh sooooo much.. nice one mini.. x x x Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Total Weightloss on SW Easter challenge - 20lbs My SW picture diary My SW red and green day food only diary! Click to sponsor me for 2.5k swim for Marie Curie Cancer Care!

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Mini Admin Mini's Profile Albums Mini's Photo Gallery Join Date: 30th April, 2006 Posts: 26,712 Thanks: 282 Thanked 747 Times in 696 Posts Rep Power: 1000 Diet: Lipotrim Start Date: 3/1/2012	I was sent this before a year or two ago, but another friend sent it to me today! From the other side of the world It is a bit of a giggle as I can see myself in some of them Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Love Mini xxx

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Delli Talks too much Delli's Profile Albums Delli's Photo Gallery Join Date: 19th August, 2007 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 2,497 Blog Entries: 12 Thanks: 3 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Rep Power: 89	lol, so funny cos its true!! there was 'nothing' wrong between me and OH yday and everythin was 'fine' Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________

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Kitteh Resident geek Kitteh's Profile Albums Kitteh's Photo Gallery Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: 2nd August, 2006 Location: Gateshead baby! Posts: 7,195 Thanks: 97 Thanked 117 Times in 100 Posts Rep Power: 1167 Diet: WW	me too. just read them to my OH.. and he said.. "its not funny.. Thats real life.. thats YOU".. i didnt know whether to take that as a compliment.. LOL. x x x Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Total Weightloss on SW Easter challenge - 20lbs My SW picture diary My SW red and green day food only diary! Click to sponsor me for 2.5k swim for Marie Curie Cancer Care!

11th February, 2008	#6 (permalink)
blue_grapefruit Im always here! blue_grapefruit's Profile Albums blue_grapefruit's Photo Gallery Join Date: 19th September, 2007 Posts: 5,457 Thanks: 1 Thanked 27 Times in 22 Posts Rep Power: 439	my OH agrees Very funny, and VERY true xxx Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life. ~Dr Phil ♥ I am officially under: 14st 13st * 12st 11st 10st * 9st * My LLC scales: Start weight: 14st 5 Week 1: -8lbs Week 2: -5lbs Week 3: -3lbs Week 4: -3lbs Week 5: -3lbs Week 6: -2lbs Week 7: -3lbs Week 8: -1lb Week 9: -2lbs Week 10: -10lbs My Flickr Photostream

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Mini Admin Mini's Profile Albums Mini's Photo Gallery Join Date: 30th April, 2006 Posts: 26,712 Thanks: 282 Thanked 747 Times in 696 Posts Rep Power: 1000 Diet: Lipotrim Start Date: 3/1/2012	Would not dare show it to husband as I know what he would say Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Love Mini xxx

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