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  1. 2nd August, 2006 #1
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    The funny things kids say!!!!!!!!

    Mine have just made me howl with laughter!
    The two little ones got new dresses in the tesco sale (only 7 quid for the pair - marvellous!). Liv's is candy striped and Mog's is white.

    I was exclaiming how gorgeous they both looked when they asked whose was nicer (!).

    I replied that Liv looked like she was going to a party and Mog looked like she was going to get married!

    Mog then turned to Liv and said - "let's pretend we're gay and go and get married!"

    Tanith called after them - "actually, it's a civil partnership!"

    Sheesh - I love my kids!
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    I just love the comments kids make .... they're so innocent!

    A year or so ago, Sophie (10) had watched a programme about conjoined twins. A little while later, I overheard a conversation she was having with her friend ...

    Friend: "My sister's best friend is a twin."
    Sophie: "I saw a programme about twins but they weren't ordinary ones ... they were semi-detached."

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    Classic!!!


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    PMSL!!! Love it!!
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    Freya said to me the other day that she had a 'Gina' just like her Mom but her's didn't have FEATHERS!!!!
    I almost choke I was laughing so hard!!!


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    OMFG!!!! What did you say?!!!
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    Belly Button Babies!

    My 3 year old asked me the other night as I was putting her to bed if she could have a baby in her belly button like her friend Tom's Mummy!
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    lol Kassi - she is such a cutie!!!!


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    When my 22 year old was about 10, she came home from school one day and said they'd been learning about gonads at school ...... I was a bit shocked as I hadn't been informed that they were about to start sex-education so I asked her what she'd learned.

    "Well, they wander around in the desert, live in tents and look after goats" was her reply .....

    Gotta love 'em!

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    To zip up waterproof jacket (bought in a charity shop on purpose with a 4" gap at the front)
    To get into a size 18
    To lose 3rd stone
    To have a BMI lower than 35
    To lose 4th stone






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    Playing 'Blockbusters' with my sister, she had to guess a T. The question was 'what does an octopus have 8 of?' Bet you can guess her answer and it wasn't tentacles!!
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    I took my grandaughter who was 3 with me to the stables last winter. We were getting hoss ready for stabling overnight. Her stable rug we always call her pajamas, her stable is always her bedroom. We put her in and I closed the door. "Is she going to sleep now?" asks GD. "Not yet" I say. "Oh" says GD, "has she been grounded?"






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    Sorry but that reminded me of my Dad - when I was living at home he was going to do some painting....you can have whatever you want on the wall...crown, durex.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shrinking Nicky
    Sorry but that reminded me of my Dad - when I was living at home he was going to do some painting....you can have whatever you want on the wall...crown, durex.....
    Lol! That tickled my funny bone....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russiandoll
    I just love the comments kids make .... they're so innocent!

    A year or so ago, Sophie (10) had watched a programme about conjoined twins. A little while later, I overheard a conversation she was having with her friend ...

    Friend: "My sister's best friend is a twin."
    Sophie: "I saw a programme about twins but they weren't ordinary ones ... they were semi-detached."

    Precious!

    Debbie x
    ROFPMSL

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