Thread: Little Prayer Before Sleep

Now I lay me

Down to sleep



I pray the Lord



My shape to keep.



Please no wrinkles



Please no bags



And please lift my butt



Before it sags.



Please no age spots



Please no gray



And as for my belly,



Please take it away.



Please keep me healthy



Please keep me young,



And thank you Dear Lord



For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....



1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.



2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.



3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.



4 It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.



5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.



Foot Note:



One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support
soon, people will think we're nuts."



Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day.

Love it Mini.....absolutely love it!!!

When did you hear my boobs talking?!

Love it, copied it and saved ,will repeat every night before bedtime