Thread: Issy's new life - anon (lol)

Issy's new life !

Twas long ago in days of yore,
that Issy yearned for something more
A change was needed, something drastic
since she snapped her knicker elastic !

So lighterlife, a place to start
No more crisps or raspberry tart
3 shakes a day ooooh how yummy
All she needed to shrink that tummy

From lighterlife to cambridge she went
A little less money there was spent
Same 3 shakes but better taste
She could hardly believe that shrinking waist

Discovery health with her trusty thread
Thats where the seeds of lurve were spread
Then a gallant sir upon his steed
Chatted her up at lightning speed
Sir Eric of toon filled Issy with glee
Then impressed, her princesses three.

Holed up in there castle so happy at last
Issy can finally let go of the past
So what can i say life peaks and falls
So be like our Issy and grab life by the ba**s !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I'll say it's fantastic mate, even if I don't even get a little mention. That Eric hogs all the limelight .

hahahah Kandy's a right little star, hey?

Oh yeah - Eric! Had almost forgotten about him (NOT - back home tomorrow - whoohoooo)
love

Issy...some girls just have everything...talent, looks and a good man! Don't worry Iz, your time will come!!!

Bless ya, Diva - I truly hope you're right, sweetie. Been a long time coming.....

You daft mare....I was taking the p***!!!

You've already got it all darling....so all you need to do now is appreciate it so that it doesn't slip away!!! {{hugz}} xxx

Issy that's wonderful. I wish I was talented enough to make up a witty ditty!

Originally Posted by Diva

You daft mare....I was taking the p***!!!

You've already got it all darling....so all you need to do now is appreciate it so that it doesn't slip away!!! {{hugz}} xxx

hahahahhahaha got me on that one, hun!!!! Am under par tonight - can't get out of first gear - plus I got preteens rampaging round me house on a sleepover - aargh!

Thanks, doll!

Originally Posted by Brightness

Issy that's wonderful. I wish I was talented enough to make up a witty ditty!

It's brill, innit - Kandy wot wrote it, is a very clever bunny!

Originally Posted by Isobel1965

It's brill, innit - Kandy wot wrote it, is a very clever bunny!

WoW!

Our Kandy wrote this poem as well...Brill

Originally Posted by Isobel1965

Issy's new life !

Twas long ago in days of yore,
that Issy yearned for something more
A change was needed, something drastic
since she snapped her knicker elastic !

So lighterlife, a place to start
No more crisps or raspberry tart
3 shakes a day ooooh how yummy
All she needed to shrink that tummy

From lighterlife to cambridge she went
A little less money there was spent
Same 3 shakes but better taste
She could hardly believe that shrinking waist

Discovery health with her trusty thread
Thats where the seeds of lurve were spread
Then a gallant sir upon his steed
Chatted her up at lightning speed
Sir Eric of toon filled Issy with glee
Then impressed, her princesses three.

Holed up in there castle so happy at last
Issy can finally let go of the past
So what can i say life peaks and falls
So be like our Issy and grab life by the ba**s !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRILLIANT!!!! .....Nuff Said!!!

NEVER TO LATE

(By a 71 year old friend of mine who recently appeared on Richard and Judy)

It’s Wednesday morning and we’re here in force

Indomitable Geriatric Circuit Course

Hugh tries to lick us into shape

No problem chum, a piece of cake…

The highlight of the week for some

Who strive to tone up thighs and bum

Reach up, now down, now on your back

And no, you wont have a heart attack

Come ON, he barks, did I say Stop?

I’ll say that when you’re fit to drop

Our trainer that we love to hate

Yes Hugh, that’s you – just watch it mate!

Ages and size don’t matter here

We’re really keen to persevere

We like to think were pretty nifty

Since all of us are over fifty

Hugh, for you, we aim to please

Despite old bones and aching knees

We bend and stretch with all our might

Can you feel it guys? Too bloody right!

Get on with it, give it some welly

If you want to lose that baggy belly

We love our class we all delare

Miss it? What? We wouldn’t dare

Stop for a drink if you feel your flagging

Shoulders back, we don’t do sagging

We haven’t time to stand and stare

No slacking now, we don’t go there

Do it wrong and hell make you suffer?

Press-ups you, you silly old duffer

Use it or lose it, it’s all very well

We’ve got no choice with the Trainer from hell

We strut our stuff, there’s nothing to it

And we can do it when we We and Hugh it!

Brave or barking? We’re not quire sure

But every week were back for more

One things for sure – we love you Hugh

But just one thing we’ll say to you

God willing and if we all survive

We’ll check YOU out when YOU’RE fifty five!

Love them both