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devonbabe · 21st July, 2006

thought id share this with you all
I wrote this little poem when i first started my diet last year
it goes like this

Jo’s Diet

So one day Joanna stood on the scales
she looked in horror and started to wail

OMG am i really that heavy?
my arse is tiny but look at my belly!

Im related to the michelin man
look at the rolls I can grab in me hands

me bras to tight, I have boobs at the back
me knickers are lost, they've gone up me crack

when I stand up, I cant see me minge.
what a blimmin state to be in.

so to the fridge Joanna did go.
all the pizzas and chips she began to throw

all in the bin..the icecream too
when it was gone, she knew what to do

she decided to go to a cambridge diet meeting
to find out what she should really be eating

she got on the phone to a lady who knew
she was really nervous, but knew what to do

turned out, wasn’t just her in a bit of trouble
but others too, in a food obsessed bubble

at 17 stone plus, she felt oh so fat
but she went back home and had her first pack

butterscotch flavor, made with crushed ice,
she took a sip, and thought 'this is nice.

By the end of the week, she had stood her ground
to her amazement had lost 7 lb!

Im gonna be thin in no time at all
im gonna buy a dress and go to the ball

im gonna wear short skirts, hipsters, a bikini!
im gonna be thin...NO...im gonna be TEENY!
Copyright©2005jomc

DQ · 21st July, 2006

That was cool - like it

CW Consultant · 21st July, 2006

Years ago I needed some help
Who do I see I felt such a welp
I looked in the press
I felt such a mess

Try CD the ad said
So I read and read
Called I soon did
The fat I must rid

The girl was real nice
came round in a trice

Milkshakes and soups
Lots of wees not many poops

Results will be quick
Sometimes you will feel sick

Never fear CD is here
your goal will soon be near

Success was quickly achieved
I have never been so relieved

To counselling I turned
to help those others who had been spurned

Life can be good
Look at it as you should
If you want to lose weight
your counsellor can be your bestest mate

**Mini** · 21st July, 2006

Hi Devonbabe,

Excellent! Could be describing me...

Love Mini xxx

**Mini** · 22nd July, 2006

Hi CD Counsellor,

That hits it on the head as well!

I love poetry...

Love Mini xxx

CW Consultant · 22nd July, 2006

Hi Devonbabe,

Lovely seeing you here how are you.

Linda

**Pierce** · 22nd July, 2006

Very good, for your fantastic poetry, i give my blessing of 5 stars (rate thread function at top of this page)

Pierce

devonbabe · 22nd July, 2006

oh WOW!! 5 stars yeahhhhhhhhh.....thanks Peirce...how cool is that!

hiya Linda, how r u ?

this is a fab site, thanks for setting it up, it must have took u ages..its very clever of you.

x
db

Barb · 23rd July, 2006

I have always dreamed I'd be thinner
But frankly I've not been a winner
I 've tried in the past
But unable to last
I've simply got bigger and bigger!

So now I must really try hard
I have got to shift some of this lard
My face is alright
And hairs not a sight
But my figure is definately marred

So counting my cals every day
And exercise, that is the way
In a matter of time
I'll be fit and sublime
Yes, It's only a matter of time

CW Consultant · 23rd July, 2006

Well done Barb
Remember no Carb
Stick to the Packs
Keep to the right tracks

Linda
CD Counsellor

DQ · 23rd July, 2006

Like it Barb, very good!

**Pierce** · 23rd July, 2006

Linda, i think your a poet!

Fantastic poem Barb!

Pierce

CW Consultant · 23rd July, 2006

There was this woman called Lin
Who wanted to help peeps get thin
a new forum appeared
by Min's son it was steered
Now watch all the fun begin

Phew need a lay down now

Cheb · 25th July, 2006

There once was a girl from Hastings
Who used to spend whole days just tastings

She caught sight of her bum
Thought 'What have I done?'

So started her life full of Shakings

That's about my limit on the poetry front

Cheb

tpott · 25th July, 2006

There once was a girl called tpott
Who looked in the mirror and was shocked
Her boobs were huge
Her belly did wobble
Now she new she was in trouble
She phoned a nice lady from Cd
Who gave her packs and advice
She gobbled them up in a trice
Lots of water she did drink
She started to shrink
Now she's lost loads of weight
She feels really great and now she can see past her boobs to her feet!

Oh well poetry was never my strong point! I don't think I will give up my day job!

21st July, 2006	#1 (permalink)
devonbabe Likes to post devonbabe's Profile Albums devonbabe's Photo Gallery Join Date: 21st July, 2006 Location: Plymouth, sunny south Devon Posts: 812 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts Rep Power: 298 Diet: CD Start Date: 2/1/09	my diet poem thought id share this with you all I wrote this little poem when i first started my diet last year it goes like this Jo’s Diet So one day Joanna stood on the scales she looked in horror and started to wail OMG am i really that heavy? my arse is tiny but look at my belly! Im related to the michelin man look at the rolls I can grab in me hands me bras to tight, I have boobs at the back me knickers are lost, they've gone up me crack when I stand up, I cant see me minge. what a blimmin state to be in. so to the fridge Joanna did go. all the pizzas and chips she began to throw all in the bin..the icecream too when it was gone, she knew what to do she decided to go to a cambridge diet meeting to find out what she should really be eating she got on the phone to a lady who knew she was really nervous, but knew what to do turned out, wasn’t just her in a bit of trouble but others too, in a food obsessed bubble at 17 stone plus, she felt oh so fat but she went back home and had her first pack butterscotch flavor, made with crushed ice, she took a sip, and thought 'this is nice. By the end of the week, she had stood her ground to her amazement had lost 7 lb! Im gonna be thin in no time at all im gonna buy a dress and go to the ball im gonna wear short skirts, hipsters, a bikini! im gonna be thin...NO...im gonna be TEENY! Copyright©2005jomc Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Last edited by devonbabe : 30th July, 2006 at 09:08 PM

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DQ Queen of the Damned DQ's Profile Albums DQ's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Posts: 24,150 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 26 Thanked 45 Times in 40 Posts Rep Power: 1000	That was cool - like it Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ "The Lord wouldn't give you the dream without the ability to make it come true."

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CW Consultant Forum Master CW Consultant's Profile Albums CW Consultant's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Posts: 4,562 Thanks: 0 Thanked 22 Times in 15 Posts Rep Power: 113	Years ago I needed some help Who do I see I felt such a welp I looked in the press I felt such a mess Try CD the ad said So I read and read Called I soon did The fat I must rid The girl was real nice came round in a trice Milkshakes and soups Lots of wees not many poops Results will be quick Sometimes you will feel sick Never fear CD is here your goal will soon be near Success was quickly achieved I have never been so relieved To counselling I turned to help those others who had been spurned Life can be good Look at it as you should If you want to lose weight your counsellor can be your bestest mate Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It!

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Mini Admin Mini's Profile Albums Mini's Photo Gallery Join Date: 30th April, 2006 Posts: 26,712 Thanks: 282 Thanked 747 Times in 696 Posts Rep Power: 1000 Diet: Lipotrim Start Date: 3/1/2012	Hi Devonbabe, Excellent! Could be describing me... Love Mini xxx Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Love Mini xxx

22nd July, 2006	#5 (permalink)
Mini Admin Mini's Profile Albums Mini's Photo Gallery Join Date: 30th April, 2006 Posts: 26,712 Thanks: 282 Thanked 747 Times in 696 Posts Rep Power: 1000 Diet: Lipotrim Start Date: 3/1/2012	Hi CD Counsellor, That hits it on the head as well! I love poetry... Love Mini xxx Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Love Mini xxx

22nd July, 2006	#6 (permalink)
CW Consultant Forum Master CW Consultant's Profile Albums CW Consultant's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Posts: 4,562 Thanks: 0 Thanked 22 Times in 15 Posts Rep Power: 113	Hi Devonbabe, Lovely seeing you here how are you. Linda Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It!

22nd July, 2006	#7 (permalink)
Pierce Administrator Pierce's Profile Albums Pierce's Photo Gallery Join Date: 30th April, 2006 Location: test Posts: 8,803 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 50 Thanked 129 Times in 93 Posts Rep Power: 1000 Diet: Calorie Counting, Healthy Eating & Exercise Height: 6' 0" Start Date: November 6th 2008 Start Weight: 182.3lb Current Weight: 179.7lb Goal Weight: 168lb Goal Date: Janurary 4th 2008 BMI Information: Start BMI: 24.7 Current BMI: 24.4 Goal BMI: 22.8 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 2.6lb Weight to Lose: 11.7lb % Lost 1.43%	Very good, for your fantastic poetry, i give my blessing of 5 stars (rate thread function at top of this page) Pierce Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It!

22nd July, 2006	#8 (permalink)
devonbabe Likes to post devonbabe's Profile Albums devonbabe's Photo Gallery Join Date: 21st July, 2006 Location: Plymouth, sunny south Devon Posts: 812 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 6 Posts Rep Power: 298 Diet: CD Start Date: 2/1/09	oh WOW!! 5 stars yeahhhhhhhhh.....thanks Peirce...how cool is that! hiya Linda, how r u ? this is a fab site, thanks for setting it up, it must have took u ages..its very clever of you. x db Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________

23rd July, 2006	#9 (permalink)
Barb Forum Master Barb's Profile Albums Barb's Photo Gallery Join Date: 22nd July, 2006 Location: East Sussex Posts: 4,288 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 304 Thanked 112 Times in 109 Posts Rep Power: 321 Diet: Healthy eating/Food diary Height: 5' 1" Goal Date: When the time is right!	To Dream I have always dreamed I'd be thinner But frankly I've not been a winner I 've tried in the past But unable to last I've simply got bigger and bigger! So now I must really try hard I have got to shift some of this lard My face is alright And hairs not a sight But my figure is definately marred So counting my cals every day And exercise, that is the way In a matter of time I'll be fit and sublime Yes, It's only a matter of time Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Love Barb xxxxx May 17th 2011 - The fight back to health. Week 1-4 = 13lbs gone Week 5-8 7lbs gone = 20 Week 9-12 4lbs gone = 24 Also 10% body weight loss achieved! Week 13-16 - 1lb gone = 25 Week 17 - 1lb = 26lbs gone Week 18 - Holiday Week 19/20 + 5lbs gained on holiday Week 21 - 2lbs of holiday gain. Week 22 - 2lbs of holiday gain = 1 to go! Week 23 - 1lb Holiday gain gone! Week 24 - 3lbs ON Week 25 - 4lbs off!!!!!!!:: Week 26 - STS Week 27 - 1lb off. 2 stone gone forever!! Weigh-ins on hold till January 2012 First post Christmas weigh in = the damage is..... 10lbs on 13th Jan - 5lbs of the Christmas gain gone! 20th Jan - 1lb = 6lbs of the Christmas Gain gone. 27th Jan -1lb = 7lbs of the Christmas Gain gone 3rd Feb - STS! 10th Feb - 7lbs back on

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CW Consultant Forum Master CW Consultant's Profile Albums CW Consultant's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Posts: 4,562 Thanks: 0 Thanked 22 Times in 15 Posts Rep Power: 113	Well done Barb Remember no Carb Stick to the Packs Keep to the right tracks Linda CD Counsellor Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It!

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DQ Queen of the Damned DQ's Profile Albums DQ's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Posts: 24,150 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 26 Thanked 45 Times in 40 Posts Rep Power: 1000	Like it Barb, very good! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ "The Lord wouldn't give you the dream without the ability to make it come true."

23rd July, 2006	#12 (permalink)
Pierce Administrator Pierce's Profile Albums Pierce's Photo Gallery Join Date: 30th April, 2006 Location: test Posts: 8,803 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 50 Thanked 129 Times in 93 Posts Rep Power: 1000 Diet: Calorie Counting, Healthy Eating & Exercise Height: 6' 0" Start Date: November 6th 2008 Start Weight: 182.3lb Current Weight: 179.7lb Goal Weight: 168lb Goal Date: Janurary 4th 2008 BMI Information: Start BMI: 24.7 Current BMI: 24.4 Goal BMI: 22.8 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 2.6lb Weight to Lose: 11.7lb % Lost 1.43%	Linda, i think your a poet! Fantastic poem Barb! Pierce Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It!

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CW Consultant Forum Master CW Consultant's Profile Albums CW Consultant's Photo Gallery Join Date: 20th July, 2006 Posts: 4,562 Thanks: 0 Thanked 22 Times in 15 Posts Rep Power: 113	There was this woman called Lin Who wanted to help peeps get thin a new forum appeared by Min's son it was steered Now watch all the fun begin Phew need a lay down now Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It!

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Cheb Really Really likes to post! Cheb's Profile Albums Cheb's Photo Gallery Join Date: 22nd July, 2006 Location: South East Coast Posts: 1,971 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 40 Diet: Cambridge Diet (SSing) Height: 5' 3" Start Date: 11/01/2009 Start Weight: 229lb Current Weight: 218lb Goal Weight: 154lb Goal Date: 04/07/2009 BMI Information: Start BMI: 40.6 Current BMI: 38.6 Goal BMI: 27.3 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 11lb Weight to Lose: 64lb % Lost 4.8%	There once was a girl from Hastings Who used to spend whole days just tastings She caught sight of her bum Thought 'What have I done?' So started her life full of Shakings That's about my limit on the poetry front Cheb Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________

25th July, 2006	#15 (permalink)
tpott Likes to post tpott's Profile Albums tpott's Photo Gallery Join Date: 25th July, 2006 Location: South coast Posts: 526 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 13 Diet: CD Height: 5' 5" Start Date: 12/01/09 Start Weight: 243lb Current Weight: 227lb Goal Weight: 140lb Goal Date: July 09 BMI Information: Start BMI: 40.4 Current BMI: 37.8 Goal BMI: 23.3 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 16lb Weight to Lose: 87lb % Lost 6.58%	There once was a girl called tpott Who looked in the mirror and was shocked Her boobs were huge Her belly did wobble Now she new she was in trouble She phoned a nice lady from Cd Who gave her packs and advice She gobbled them up in a trice Lots of water she did drink She started to shrink Now she's lost loads of weight She feels really great and now she can see past her boobs to her feet! Oh well poetry was never my strong point! I don't think I will give up my day job! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ Tracey xxx Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana My Mantra I am a strong, confident woman. I will not let food control me. I will be slim! My Goals 1. To drink at least three litres of water per day. 2. To stay up beat and positive. 3. To wear a full length evening gown to the ball in March. 4. To keep losing weight untill I am of a healthy weight. 5. To not give up. 6. To keep the weight off this time.

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