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  1. 28th July, 2006 #1
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    Talking DIET QUOTES - ADD YOUR OWN (LIGHT HEARTED)

    Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. ~English Proverb




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    week 1 - 7 pound loss
    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit




    me
    week 1 - 7 pound loss
    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    One should eat to live, not live to eat




    me
    week 1 - 7 pound loss
    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.




    me
    week 1 - 7 pound loss
    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.




    me
    week 1 - 7 pound loss
    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    If you hang your swimsuit
    On the refrigerator door,
    The goodies inside
    Will be easier to ignore.




    me
    week 1 - 7 pound loss
    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on




    me
    week 1 - 7 pound loss
    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.




    me
    week 1 - 7 pound loss
    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, "You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers."




    me
    week 1 - 7 pound loss
    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.




    me
    week 1 - 7 pound loss
    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.




    me
    week 1 - 7 pound loss
    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!




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    week 2- 2 pound loss
    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days




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    week 3 - 5 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 3 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - STS


    my daughter
    week 1 - 8 pound loss
    week 2 - 4 pound loss
    week 3 - 4 pound loss (TOTM)
    week 4 - 2 pound loss (add a meal week)
    week 5 - TBC (TOTM again!)
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    Diet: Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Some great ones up there

    I'm on the whisky diet. It's great....lost 3 days already
    Lost 8 stone 2004/5. Now a Cambridge Weight Plan Consultant.
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    Diet: Calorie Counting, Healthy Eating & Exercise
    Height: 1.83m
    Start Date: November 6th 2008
    Start Weight: 83.01kg
    Current Weight: 73.03kg
    Goal Weight: 63.5kg
    Goal Date: Janurary 4th 2008


    BMI Information:
    Start BMI: 24.8
    Current BMI: 21.8
    Goal BMI: 19


    Statistics:
    Total Weight Loss: 10kg
    Weight to Lose: 9.5kg
    % Lost 12.02%
    Ill stop procrastinating... tomorrow..



    thats a quote i heard from my good friend crrj!


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