Janey2004

Knee high boots Kirsty I miss those. Defo been there Big H. Dread dropping anything!!!!
Heres another I was thinking about today, this is for girls right enough, but when your boobs get too big to be comfy in bed at night, I spend about 30mins before I go to sleep trying to get them in a comfy position. Dunno if thats just me too.
Janey xx

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munkypooh

Shouldn't this be in the "what's it like being a circus gymnast/professional footballer?" thread!!

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Big H

Hahaha

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Neil&Ash

The bath one is very true.Our bath is only big enough for a three foot hobbit and im not only heavy im 6ft 4.Sometimes i feel like i should grease myself up in lard to squeeeeeze in the bath.Then when you want to get out you struggle to get up with out the water wanting to jump out of the bath.
Ever tried running over the road to aviod being road kill? not a pretty sight.
Then there the one where you want to go to the gym to lose wieght and get fit,but your that embarresed about your size you dar not go the gym for showing yourself up infront of all those body beautiful types .ARGGHHH LOL.
Swiming is another one,especially for the blokes.Ive always envied the women who can where cossies and sarrongs(not that i want to wear one mind you lol)but us poor men have to wear stupid shorts and let the rest hang free.
Anywho i think ive built up quite a mental picture by now so i best shut me gob before i scar ppl for life lol

totty

you dont know how many times i hear this hun....but trust me when i say its not true...people have this misconception that everyone in the gym is a skinny bit but its not true....there are all shapes and sizes there.....and no-one in the gym blinks an eyelid at the next person that walks in.....x

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munkypooh

Yeah, there's no-one really fit/ripped/hot/etc at any of the 3 gyms I go to.....especially not the sweaty heffer who keeps staring at me when I'm on the cross trainer.....oh thats a mirror.....

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tizzy44

OMG!! this is so funny, I have so many things on here that I can relate to, boobs to big! like sleeping on a cushion!. Legs to big for boots. And the bath thing is so embarressing, when you pull out the plug and you are like a damn in the bath and you have a whole load of water behind you that can't get out till you get up pmsl!!
I was looking around a trendy shop in my town and a girl said to her mate,"she's to fat to shop in here!" I said to her, I can diet, you'll be ugly all your life! God people are so rude, I'm sorry but I had to be rude back, and thats not me normally.
And dont you hate communal changing rooms in shops! I wont go in them, so humiliating.
Keep them coming, its so funny and so sad all at the same time, I think we have to laugh at ourselves sometimes to get through it.
Cheers Tiz x

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AG1981

LOL!
Just laughed loads reading this...

It's not good swimming for us girls either. I used to love swimming and be pretty good at it, but now won't go near a swimming costume or pool just in case they call greenpeace.

Am sick of only being able to shop in one shop in the whole of the town. Evans is my saviour and the bane of my life too.
* Why would I want my bingo wings on show if I Have to shop in Evans? - hence why are most of the tops sleeveless?
* How hard is it to get long length trousers in a plus size? - Am I not allowed to be tall "and" fat???

Oh and I want to go on holiday but daren't because I'm scared my butt won't fit in the aeroplane seat or that i'll have to get an extension to the belt.

Oh the list goes on and on.....

Good job we're not going to have to worry about this for much longer, we'll be skinny minnie's before long!!!!!

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cateka

Oh, thats nothing out of the ordinary my love, my boobs are TINY I mean, only just fill a BB cup but it still takes me at least an hour to get comfy with them at night.

And then my boyfriend, whom I hug from behind at night, rolls over and trappes one of them making me yelp.

And then it starts all over
Funny stuff.

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munkypooh

Edit - just got answer from previous posts, ignore that question...

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Janey2004

LOL Yeah been there!!!!! OUCH!!!!

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Big_emo

I said something similar to a bloke on a night out!!! His face was a picture when his mates started laughing at him. The only sad thing is I would kill to be that fat now (I think I let myself go to much l)

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Neil&Ash

another one.Ever been on a bus seat?? OMG.I had to drop the car off at the garage for mot and come back later,so i got the bus home.Those damn seats would make kate moss feel fat i sat down and thought "where the hell is my other bum cheek gonna go"(slight exaggeration but you know what i mean)lol

FattyMcBigbum

This thread is hilarious I can't think of anything to add but PMSL here... keep em coming

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Janey2004

Pmsl, ditto for airline seats!!!

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