sqeamish alert!

[fattothin]

As you know I never moan, well only when you pick on soup.
Also I know this topic as been covered a million times, but I really am trying not to go to the toilet as it hurts so bloody much, seriously when done I walk like John Wayne my poor bum hole feels like its done 10 rounds with Stretch Armstrong.
I have taken Senokot, drank the fibre clear I even, oh never mind (Tracy knows) I need something desperatly to thin it down if you know what I mean, a bout of food poisoning would go down a treat to be honest....Im that desperate.
Like most men I could sit for hours in the bathroom, not no more,
Im starting to hold it in, There must be a solution, as you can work out its not constapation, its just the bloody size of em (girth).
Sorry if your having breakfast, hope its not choccy shakes!

[lillie]

what about colonic irrigation if its that bad that would shift the back log lol xx

[LizzieB]

Do you take anything regularly when having your shakes? like physlum husks or something like that?

[TracyJ]

Yeah that would be great! Millie just came out in sympathy with you Gaz!!! Everywhere!! Ill ask her for tips!

[LizzieB]

gosh yeah! Didnt think of that.. have a colonic.... it really helps

[lillie]

poor you tracy i really dont miss nappies xx(i mean changing them garry)

[fattothin]

What are these Husk things and where do I get em. Lilo its not a back log its just size !

[lillie]

colonic can be quite expensive im thinking garden hose and a jug of hot water ,seriously dont hold it in it will make it compact and make it even harder to go xx

[LizzieB]

You can get them from holland and barrats. You have 2 before each meal ...replacement!

[TracyJ]

I would love to try colonic really x

[LizzieB]

colonic can be quite expensive im thinking garden hose and a jug of hot water ,seriously dont hold it in it will make it compact and make it even harder to go xx

lol! You know that may work! When i had one thats pretty much what they did! You just have to push yourself when its feeling like your gut is full. Sorry for being graffic, but dont think its as bad as what garry usually says!!

[lillie]

i see bums as an exit lol

[fattothin]

Colonic.....I would but I dont want anything out never mind up!

[lillie]

they lub you well you might enjoy it xx

[TracyJ]

Hahahaha worth a try, should try everything once! xx