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  1. 2nd February, 2009 #1
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    This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

    BREAKFAST
    1 Grapefruit
    1 slice wholemeal toast
    1 cup skimmed milk

    LUNCH
    1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
    1 cup herbal tea
    1 biscuit

    AFTERNOON TEA
    The rest of the biscuits from the packet
    1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

    DINNER
    4 bottles of wine (red or white)
    2 loaves garlic bread
    1 family size Supreme pizza
    3 chocolate bars

    LATE NIGHT SNACK
    1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

    REMEMBER :
    'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

    Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms

    Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 kgs

    IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

    Finally, here's some advice for you:

    Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......

    So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before
    leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..

    Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.


















    "You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it."
    BUT...
    "We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough."

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  2. 2nd February, 2009 #2
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    % Lost 2.76%
    Thats excellent !



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  3. 2nd February, 2009 #3
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    sounds like a typical day for me






    I Dont want it all -I just want enough

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  4. 2nd February, 2009 #4
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    Goal Date: asap


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    Thats sounds so much better than the diet that I am currently doing..lol
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  5. 2nd February, 2009 #5
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    Hehe love it x


    Sienna enjoying her 1st birthday cake!


    One very proud mummy to a fabulous baby girl born 07/01/2010 @ 23:33 weighing 7lbs 2 oz


    I have never been so happy in my life!


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  6. 2nd February, 2009 #6
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    Hehehe why isnt that good for you? Its flawless!!







    Start Weigh : 16 st 8 lb
    Week 1 : - 10lb (15 st 12lb)
    Week 2 : -5 lb
    Refeed for 2 months STS
    Restart : 15 st 7lb
    Week 1: - 3lb (15st 4lb)
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    To get into a size 18: DONE!
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    To get into a size 16:
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    To get into a size 12:

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  7. 2nd February, 2009 #7
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    haha that made me laugh in work! sounds like an average day for me!!
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    30 day shred Round 1 - COMPLETE! 12.12.10!!

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    Good one. Thats my type of diet! XX
    My goal is to lose 2 st by 21st August 2011

    Week 1 3rd July -6lb (6 days)
    Week 2 10th July -4lb
    Week 3 17th July -5lb
    Week 4 24th July -2lb
    Week 5 31st July -3lb
    Week 6 7th Aug -3.5lb
    Week 7 13th Aug -4lb
    Week 8 20th Aug -2lb

    July 31st Challange -18lbs

    (total for July target so far -20lb) Donearty00113


    August 21st Challange -14lbs
    (9.5lb lost 4.5lbs to go)



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