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    The best complaint letter ever!!

    I just read this and lmao, its just so true its hilarious.

    Editor's Corner - Yahoo! News UK

    The guy even got a reply from sir richard!!

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    I posted this on the chit chat forum....its CLASIC. It was on the news last week, saying how millions have read it and its swarming the internet. FAB. You have to click on the pictures as he mentions them.
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    OMG I have never laughed so hard in my life, this guy deserves a medal never mind an upgrade!! God I wish I could write like him

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    It gets better the more you read it. Its the dilema of which was a starter and which was dessert....then mentioning the tomato under the sponge thing, that made me really chuckle. I read it again this morning...it puts a smile on my face everytime I read it.
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    Today is the first that I have read it, its been sitting in my emails since last week but im defintely keeping it, fair play to him for having the guts to write it...pmsl

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    thats hilarious!!!!!






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    hahahahahahahahahahaha... now thats the way to complain! that is hilarious!
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    i remember reading that from the chit chat section lol it proper cracked me up
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    haha yeah i read it on the chit chat forum the other day lol!!
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