Thread: Unthoughtful people.

Dear Chemistry Class,
I know you don't mean to do it, but when we do experiments please don't just pick up any old lab coat and walk away because you're all lucky enough to fit into any of the things.
Thing is, you leave me with the size 8 and size 10 lab coats, which leads to an awkward situation you see because it's obvious I'll never fit into them.. please be a bit more considerate.

Dear Chemistry Teacher,
Who the fudge are you to tell me to just 'deal with it' when I can't even pull the fudging thing around myself? Who the fudge do you think you are when you're as big as me, to tell me to 'deal with' having to keep a 40inch labcoat draped over me because you thought it was 100inches. That was 100cm's you bone headed b***h, do you know nothing of size conversions?
And then realising your mistake, go and find some 42inch labcoats because they're the biggest you had left. Yea, size 14 is really going to fit around size 20 me. Go fudge yourself you inconsiderate cow.

Originally Posted by BeviSiwel

Dear Chemistry Class,
I know you don't mean to do it, but when we do experiments please don't just pick up any old lab coat and walk away because you're all lucky enough to fit into any of the things.
Thing is, you leave me with the size 8 and size 10 lab coats, which leads to an awkward situation you see because it's obvious I'll never fit into them.. please be a bit more considerate.

Dear Chemistry Teacher,
Who the fudge are you to tell me to just 'deal with it' when I can't even pull the fudging thing around myself? Who the fudge do you think you are when you're as big as me, to tell me to 'deal with' having to keep a 40inch labcoat draped over me because you thought it was 100inches. That was 100cm's you bone headed b***h, do you know nothing of size conversions?
And then realising your mistake, go and find some 42inch labcoats because they're the biggest you had left. Yea, size 14 is really going to fit around size 20 me. Go fudge yourself you inconsiderate cow.

This angers me greatly!!! Hope your ok!!! x

That's rotten, you'll be wearing a skinny lab coat soon but in the meantime could you hide one somewhere? I think you're teacher is an ass!

Originally Posted by leahcnnr

That's rotten, you'll be wearing a skinny lab coat soon but in the meantime could you hide one somewhere? I think you're teacher is an ass!

I went to go talk to the my other chemistry teacher today, he's a big chap and we had an experiment lined up for later today. He's hiding a 50inch one in his office for me from now one cause he has the same problem with staff labcoats, teehee. It's too big, which is great because now I don't have to worry if I've got a jumper on underneath.
Isn't it funny two people can teach the same subject where one can be a complete saint and the other one a total b***h?

Glad you got it sorted hunni!!! X

Brilliant

Dear Family members who know I'm on this programme and continuously ask me to do unreasonable things
Like driving a round trip journey for 5 hrs and going into work at nine the next morning for something that is not important please leave me alone and stop trying to sabotage my life !

Aww babe, that sounds terrible. You tell them where to stick it!
xxxx

Dear Scales!

IN YOURE FACE!!

that is all! xxxx

Dear workplace,

I know the clients of the nursing home need meals, but must it be 3 meals a day?! and consist of bacon and eggs for breakfast, sausages, mash, veg and Yorkshire puddings followed by syrup sponge and custard for lunch, then soup, sausage rolls, pate, cheeses, sandwiches and pasties for supper? And must I be in charge of distributing 75% of said meals?! I don't wish to sound unreasonable, but chicken soup that tastes like ground cardboard is difficult to stick to at the best of times.
While we're on the subject - 4 biscuit and cake laden tea rounds throughout the day...torture much?
Henceforth I suggest all residents meals consist of cabbage, boiled rice and semolina.
Thanks in advance

PS to my eternally slim husband to be, who eats like a horse and has not an ounce of fat, must you wait until I'm home at 8:30pm after spending 12 hours salivating at work before you start cooking fish and chips, or pizza or eggs on toast for your dinner? I'm doing this diet for you as much as me you selfish t***! So you can "throw me around the bedroom rather than heave me across the bed on our honeymoon", as you so eloquently put it.

Yours furiously,
Your soon to be skinny bride

dear size 16 and 18 jeans! BIN FOR YOU!!!!!!

That's great daisey! I will love the day I can do that too!

Dear white bread!!!

FRIGG OFF!!!!!

That is all!!!

Dear mum,

When I said stop leaving tastey leftovers around the kitchen, I didn't say it because I like the sound of my own voice, I said it because my willpower is seriously weakened. And I respectfully asked you not to cook as much pasta anymore, seeing as it's my favourite food (And actually the main thing I cheat with > )
So why is it you break both rules at the same time by leaving out fresh lasagne each night for... wait for it...

4 nights in a week? You did this diet for a week and couldn't handle it, I'm trying but it seems like you're trying to weaken my resolve out of spite.
And forcing me to try your soup? Not cool at all, I ended up eating half of it.
It's a slippery slope you're trying to push me onto. You said you'd support me, so why arn't you doing it?

Dear food baby! You are hurting me so kindly get off and walk!!!! X