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one day at a time · 15th July, 2008

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well!

My Thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someones else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacement had texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My ass was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new ass was attached at least 3 inches lower than my original! I realized I,d have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms swing to and fro with the motion of the hair brush. This was really scary- my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck,I decided to tell my story.Women of the world,wake up.!
Those "Cosmetic" surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts- stolen from you and me.!
The next time someone you know has something "lifted " nipped and tucked,have a GOOD look was it lifted from you.
P.s Last year i thought someone has stolen my breast. I was lying in bed and they were gone...I jumped out of bed I was relived to see that they had just been hiding in my arm pits as i slept. Now i keep them hidden in my waist band.

Have a nice day

fitter at 51 · 15th July, 2008

This has made me laugh so true.
Thanks for posting very accurate for us oldies not got the turkey neck or droppy boobs. Got the doppy tummy though.Will copy this for work colleagues Ta

KD · 15th July, 2008

DQ · 15th July, 2008

How can you laugh at the horrific story of my life?!!

19y/omummytummy · 15th July, 2008

Haha, Very good.

**debz32** · 15th July, 2008

lmao....very very funny

has cheered me up !!!

THANKS

D x

Taz · 16th July, 2008

Ah we have so much to look forward to when we get older don't we?!

abz · 16th July, 2008

i just bought my first tub of wrinkle cream. i admitted this in hushed tones to my best friend only to discover she had bought herself some a couple of weeks before

abz xx

**Barb** · 16th July, 2008

Excellent - I knew there was something going on!

Time Lady · 16th July, 2008

Hahaha, thats very funny. I shall have to watch out for those thieves when I get older.

Made me smile, thanks for posting.

kazzyh4 · 18th July, 2008

certainly makes me feel better to know that the thinner person i was is walking around somewhere else in the world lol,, time for the hunt to begin to find her,, wonder what a private detective charges lol

one day at a time · 22nd July, 2008

My little grandaughter and myself enjoy that song and advert "nothing Sweet about Me" Where the young girls boobs are suddenly bigger and fuller may adopt the upside down walking on hands position.....HA ha.........

Anisah · 23rd July, 2008

LOL This made me smile.

gertiegumdrop · 23rd July, 2008

yappy · 7th September, 2008

That is one of the most fantastic things I have ever read! Brilliant!

15th July, 2008	#1 (permalink)
one day at a time Regular Member one day at a time's Profile Albums one day at a time's Photo Gallery Join Date: 5th July, 2008 Posts: 53 My Mood: Rep Power: 1	You Young Ones Beware - It Could Happen To You You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well! My Thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someones else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacement had texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My ass was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new ass was attached at least 3 inches lower than my original! I realized I,d have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms swing to and fro with the motion of the hair brush. This was really scary- my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck,I decided to tell my story.Women of the world,wake up.! Those "Cosmetic" surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts- stolen from you and me.! The next time someone you know has something "lifted " nipped and tucked,have a GOOD look was it lifted from you. P.s Last year i thought someone has stolen my breast. I was lying in bed and they were gone...I jumped out of bed I was relived to see that they had just been hiding in my arm pits as i slept. Now i keep them hidden in my waist band. Have a nice day __________________ lost 51/2 lb

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Time Lady Likes to post Time Lady's Profile Albums Time Lady's Photo Gallery Join Date: 4th July, 2008 Posts: 314 My Mood: Rep Power: 0	Hahaha, thats very funny. I shall have to watch out for those thieves when I get older. Made me smile, thanks for posting.

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one day at a time Regular Member one day at a time's Profile Albums one day at a time's Photo Gallery Join Date: 5th July, 2008 Posts: 53 My Mood: Rep Power: 1	My little grandaughter and myself enjoy that song and advert "nothing Sweet about Me" Where the young girls boobs are suddenly bigger and fuller may adopt the upside down walking on hands position.....HA ha......... __________________ lost 51/2 lb

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