Oh boy,
if I start a Dear 19 yr old Son ,
I will never stop!!!!!!!
Oh boy,
if I start a Dear 19 yr old Son ,
I will never stop!!!!!!!

Lollol brilliant!!! (Only thing I can add is hubby tries to be helpful by making dinner but inadvertently chooses high Syn stuff even when he's tryin hard. So I can't really get cross at him, I come on here instead & rant and he's blissfully unaware). Bless him lol.
Everyday is a hateful battle with the 8's
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Diary:
http://www.minimins.com/slimming-wor...e-kieragh.html
Dear Friend,
Know You don't drive so don't really understand the price of petrol but when i've driven you somewhere would be really nice to have some petrol money or atleast please pay the £1 Car-Park fee!
Yes I know your miles in your Overdraft but we get the same money each month and pay the same rent.. I'm running a car ect but still have to manage so please stop moaning about how broke you are because it's doing my head in!
x
To the M&S shop assistant who measured me for a anew bra this morning.
I can't help it if this is the size I thought fitted me. Ok so it is 4 cup sizes out and the back accorging to youy is too big. I am not trained in these matters and did my best. Please do not sniff down your nose at me and point out that I was not wearing one of your bras. I know that already. I do not need to be asked in that snooty patronising tone"Guessing were we Madam?".I will not ask for help in your store again!
Please view my food diary and make any comments . Thanks
http://www.minimins.com/slimming-wor...dan-diary.html (louisedan diary)

I think you should complain about her attitude! That's really not goodOriginally Posted by louisedan
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http://www.minimins.com/slimming-wor...ty-beyond.html


Dear Boss
When I say I am on a diet which means I don't eat bread I mean ALL bread. I have been doing this for 9 months and EVERY week when you buy Pizza & ask me why I'm not eating it I explain to you I don't eat Pizza anymore as I don't eat bread. You are an intelligernt man - you should have been able to remember by now. Not least due to the fact I have shrunk before your very eyes (though I appreciate you are oblivious to these things given that it took you 3 weeks to realise I had dyed my hair bright red).The correct response (after 20 occassions of being told) is not 'come on, its only 1 day, how much can it hurt? or your new favourite 'I got you some chicken bits instead' Much as I appreciate the thought DEEP FRIED BREADED chicken is no better for me than the frikkin pizzaStop tempting me with it. I am beginning to hate you for your kindness.
And if you bring Krispy Kreme donuts near me anytime in the next week i will end you![]()

Oh god that cheered me up!Originally Posted by kingleds
All posts are written with my tongue firmly in my cheek, in an attempt to amuse
Goal:
Top: Bottom:
Size 22, Size 24
Size 20. Size 22,
Size 18, Size 20,
Size 16 Size 18,
Size 16
My diary
KettleWorx
Week One: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Two: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Three: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Four: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Five: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Six: Cardio Resistance Core

Dear boss, thanks for apologising profusely the other day that you couldn't do the Dr appointment with me today. It means nothing though when you can't take five minutes out to phone me and ask how it went, especially as I go off shift at 4 pm and won't be back until Saturday when you will be off. So you will not be on hand to answer the teams questions because you will not know.
If you phone me after 4pm I will do damage to your man bits! Stop being so unsupportive! Sympathy and soft words is NOT support! Action and effort is support!
Yours the one who is doing your job for half the pay!
All posts are written with my tongue firmly in my cheek, in an attempt to amuse
Goal:
Top: Bottom:
Size 22, Size 24
Size 20. Size 22,
Size 18, Size 20,
Size 16 Size 18,
Size 16
My diary
KettleWorx
Week One: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Two: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Three: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Four: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Five: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Six: Cardio Resistance Core
Dear woman at Slimming World class,
You were really rude and nasty to me today and I think it's rather pathetic at your age,to do so!
'blows raspberry'
She needs a monthly bill! Or a polite,I can't afford to provide petrol,but I'm happy to take you if you put some in!Originally Posted by Hannah:)
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Been there,worn the T shirt so much it's in shreds!!
Nearly spit my coffee everywhere lol xxxOriginally Posted by kingleds
Dear husband
Please don't profess to be supporting me on my weight loss journey in any way you can then roll your eyes, huff and puff, and moan and groan all the time that I am being "fussy" because SW rules will not allow me to eat "this" with "that".
You volunteered to cook as you are retired and I still work 40+ hours a week - please STOP MOANING or I'll cook it myself after I have finished said mimimum 40 hours a week!!
and breathe...............
Be who you are ~ because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter!
INITIAL TARGET
JILLIAN MICHAELS 30 DAY SHRED
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Mini goals:
1. Be overweight, not obese (BMI<30) Achieved 22/7/11
2. Lose 5% of my body weight (9lbs) Achieved 26/8/11
3. Lose my first stone Re-achieved 30/3/12
4. Club 10 (18.5lbs) Achieved 27/4/12
4. Have a healthy body fat percentage for my age of 30-34%
01.04.12 - 37.7% : 13.04.12 35.5% : 20.04.12. 34.5% : 19.05.12. 33.9% :
Proud member of the tortoise loss team![]()

I think my boss reads minimins as he phoned me two minutes after posting lol!
All posts are written with my tongue firmly in my cheek, in an attempt to amuse
Goal:
Top: Bottom:
Size 22, Size 24
Size 20. Size 22,
Size 18, Size 20,
Size 16 Size 18,
Size 16
My diary
KettleWorx
Week One: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Two: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Three: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Four: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Five: Cardio Resistance Core
Week Six: Cardio Resistance Core