Thread: Unthoughtful people!

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Dear bessy mate/neighbour,

I thought it was really Unthoughful to come and sit on my couch to watch X Factor and bring with you a massive bag of liquorice all sorts and stuff your face with them. Knowing I'm diabetic and on SW. these two things may stop me eating sugar,it doesn't me still don't WANT to?! And liquorice all sorts happens to be my favourite ,so I wasn't having nice thoughts last night

What's more upsetting is you seem to have only started this since I started SW, whatever!

And breathe lol x

Dear other half,

You go to the shop and buy chocs, cakes and biscuits that you know I won't touch (even though I would love to) and instead if eating them you eat my fat free yoghurts and leave me with none while all the other stuff is still out there!
LEAVE MY FRIKKIN YOGHURT ALONE OR ELSE I WON'T COOK YOU DINNER!!


Love from Kay

And breathe.......

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why watch it at your house, perhaps next week you should go to theirs after having a mushy pea curry, then you can share the effects!

Originally Posted by tallsarah

why watch it at your house, perhaps next week you should go to theirs after having a mushy pea curry, then you can share the effects!

I don't mind the coming round,my homes the 'have cup of tea home' hers is ,dont sit on my cushions or walk on my clean floor! Lol. But i don't expect have my nose rubbed in sweets hmmm.

I'm lucky no one eats my yogurts! Son pinched my velvet crips the other night ,I wasn't happy x

Originally Posted by tallsarah

why watch it at your house, perhaps next week you should go to theirs after having a mushy pea curry, then you can share the effects!

Ahaa....brilliant idea! X

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Drinks beer or disappears and comes back drunk when he knows that I'm abstaining!

Dear husband,

When it's your turn to do the housework cause I'm swamped with work, it doesn't end with shoving ONE load in the washing machine and forgetting about it.

Also, that's MY pineapple, get your greasy grubby hands off it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/end rant.

BREATHE! lol

brings cakes into work cos they say I must eat one cos ITS THEIR BL&&DY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

My BLEEP mother!!

Until I turned 40 I was underweight, not on purpose. Just the way I was.

In the past 10-12 years I have really struggled with yo-yo diets. And after going up to a size 18-20 I am now size 12. Mummy dearest has never praised my efforts. I am now 10st and my target is 8st 12lbs. Which I think is sensible. She thinks I`m already underweight.

She never said I was underweight when I weighed 7.5stone

I love this thread...so true!

Dear husband

There are no laundry fairies living under our bed. Something has to happen for clothes to get from the bedeoom floor, dirty, to your draws clean. Please remember this when you ask me where your work clothes are on a SUNDAY FRIKKIN' NIGHT!!!! one day the answer will be 'wherever the hell you left them on friday night! Am i your mother? Wash your own sodding clothes!!

Further, when i am clearly sorting out said clean washing on a sunday evening to put it all away KEEP THE F&&K OUT OF MY WAY - why do you choose now to 'wander' round our flat???

You have been warned!
x

Had to laugh at a friend last night, He was telling me how good I had done losing weight the last few weeks, We were at a party, So when I came back from the buffet with a plate full of peppers and tomatoes he said what are you playing at then turned to my wife and told her she had me under the thumb.
I pointed out I was doing this for myself and it was my choice.
Then after stuffing his face he turned around and said his fiancee had told him to loose him loose 2 stone for when they get married in a couple of years.
Refrained from telling him if he wants to loose weight he needs to do it for himself or it wont work

Well done on your loss!

My said friend actually acknowledged today how slim I looked. To be fair she usually sees me in baggy PJ's at home. So I said I should Hope so after all my hard work! I felt like adding " that's what ibet for NOT eating a bag of liquorice "

Dear Son,
Your father has filled the cupboard with chocolate, biscuits and cakes. So GET YOUR MITTS OFF MY ALPEN LIGHTS!!! Also leaving the empty box fools no-one!
Love Mum

Dear Husband,
I really appreciate you doing all the washing and ironing. However can you refrain from moaning about doing it, because when I say i am perfectly willing and able to do my own, you say you like to do it for me to make life easier for me, it DRIVES me CRACKERS!
Also please don't start ironing in our galley like kitchen just when I start cooking.
Thanks
Yours Faithfully
Your wife xxx

Dear Sister,

Would it kill you to comment on any of my posts about the WOTY district finals or on the photos?

I know you're not happy that I have lost weight and am now "too skinny, in your opinion" but I am happy with how I look now, so one nice "like" would work.

Regards,
Your stupidly skinny sister.