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Thread: Double Entendre!

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    Double Entendre!

    So this woman walks into a bar and goes up to the barman, and asks him for a double entendre............. so he give her one!

    dedicated to JezVonSavage (guilty as accused)

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    Where have you been?? I've missed you!
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    Sorry. I stole this. lol x
    The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. (Elizabeth Taylor)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JezVonSavage View Post


    Where have you been?? I've missed you!
    Hiding from stalkers?

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    Well that's the last time I'm nice to you!!
    Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork!!

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    God, I love cheesy jokes like this! As old as it is, it still made me giggle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JezVonSavage View Post
    Well that's the last time I'm nice to you!!
    Still waiting for the first time





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