So this woman walks into a bar and goes up to the barman, and asks him for a double entendre............. so he give her one!
dedicated to JezVonSavage (guilty as accused)![]()

Where have you been?? I've missed you!
Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork!!
JVS's Weight Loss Diary and One for all the Merseysiders
Week 1: -5lb
Week 2: -1lb![]()
Week 3: -2.5lb 1/2 Stone Award
Week 4: -3lb
Week 5: -3lbStone Award
Week 6: STS
Week 7: -1lb (Didn't deserve it!)
Week 8: -1
Week 9: -1
Week 10: -1
Week 11:Didn't go
Week 12: -1.5

Well that's the last time I'm nice to you!!![]()
Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork!!
JVS's Weight Loss Diary and One for all the Merseysiders
Week 1: -5lb
Week 2: -1lb![]()
Week 3: -2.5lb 1/2 Stone Award
Week 4: -3lb
Week 5: -3lbStone Award
Week 6: STS
Week 7: -1lb (Didn't deserve it!)
Week 8: -1
Week 9: -1
Week 10: -1
Week 11:Didn't go
Week 12: -1.5

God, I love cheesy jokes like this! As old as it is, it still made me giggle!
