I absolutely love Christmas . Let's all have a giggle..................
Christmas trees are like boobs
Fake ones r nice to look at
but real ones are better
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Dear Santa, so what i have
done mayhave been bad but
I pretty sure breaking and
entering and stealing peoples
food is worse So lets call it even
Sue
If you have made mistakes, there is always another chance for you. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down
Eat right and the pants won’t be tight
http://www.minimins.com/silver-membe...ymum-kind.html
Being on this diet is like being on a wagon that goes at speed then slows down, but it may even stop or go in reverse for a short time, so dont get off the wagon! If you get off, get thrown off, or lose your place, run after it! If that doesn't work, get the next immediate wagon. Fight to stay on the wagon it will take you to your destination
this pic made me laugh no offence meant HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL XXXXXX
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite
The Diary Of A Little Slimming Hippo Called Stacey
http://www.minimins.com/slimming-wor...ml#post5761440
"Being overweight is hard, losing weight is hard, choose your hard"
"No other cupboards have lights that come on when you open them, so why does the fridge? It just encourages greedy people to eat at night" lol! Quote by Karl Pilkington
The four stages of life – You believe in Santa Claus – You don’t believe in Santa Claus – You become Santa Claus – You look like Santa Claus.
The Diary Of A Little Slimming Hippo Called Stacey
http://www.minimins.com/slimming-wor...ml#post5761440
"Being overweight is hard, losing weight is hard, choose your hard"
"No other cupboards have lights that come on when you open them, so why does the fridge? It just encourages greedy people to eat at night" lol! Quote by Karl Pilkington
The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas.
The Diary Of A Little Slimming Hippo Called Stacey
http://www.minimins.com/slimming-wor...ml#post5761440
"Being overweight is hard, losing weight is hard, choose your hard"
"No other cupboards have lights that come on when you open them, so why does the fridge? It just encourages greedy people to eat at night" lol! Quote by Karl Pilkington
Why doesn’t Santa have any children? He only comes one a year, and that’s down the chimney.
The Diary Of A Little Slimming Hippo Called Stacey
http://www.minimins.com/slimming-wor...ml#post5761440
"Being overweight is hard, losing weight is hard, choose your hard"
"No other cupboards have lights that come on when you open them, so why does the fridge? It just encourages greedy people to eat at night" lol! Quote by Karl Pilkington
Husband: A man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until 24 December to do his Christmas shopping.
The Diary Of A Little Slimming Hippo Called Stacey
http://www.minimins.com/slimming-wor...ml#post5761440
"Being overweight is hard, losing weight is hard, choose your hard"
"No other cupboards have lights that come on when you open them, so why does the fridge? It just encourages greedy people to eat at night" lol! Quote by Karl Pilkington
Sue
If you have made mistakes, there is always another chance for you. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down
Eat right and the pants won’t be tight
http://www.minimins.com/silver-membe...ymum-kind.html
Being on this diet is like being on a wagon that goes at speed then slows down, but it may even stop or go in reverse for a short time, so dont get off the wagon! If you get off, get thrown off, or lose your place, run after it! If that doesn't work, get the next immediate wagon. Fight to stay on the wagon it will take you to your destination
What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.
Sue
If you have made mistakes, there is always another chance for you. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down
Eat right and the pants won’t be tight
http://www.minimins.com/silver-membe...ymum-kind.html
Being on this diet is like being on a wagon that goes at speed then slows down, but it may even stop or go in reverse for a short time, so dont get off the wagon! If you get off, get thrown off, or lose your place, run after it! If that doesn't work, get the next immediate wagon. Fight to stay on the wagon it will take you to your destination
Q1: Mum, can I please have a cat for Christmas:
Ans: No. You'll have turkey the same us the rest of us
Sue
If you have made mistakes, there is always another chance for you. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down
Eat right and the pants won’t be tight
http://www.minimins.com/silver-membe...ymum-kind.html
Being on this diet is like being on a wagon that goes at speed then slows down, but it may even stop or go in reverse for a short time, so dont get off the wagon! If you get off, get thrown off, or lose your place, run after it! If that doesn't work, get the next immediate wagon. Fight to stay on the wagon it will take you to your destination
What a shame it has ended up being bah humbug............so disappointing
Sue
If you have made mistakes, there is always another chance for you. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down
Eat right and the pants won’t be tight
http://www.minimins.com/silver-membe...ymum-kind.html
Being on this diet is like being on a wagon that goes at speed then slows down, but it may even stop or go in reverse for a short time, so dont get off the wagon! If you get off, get thrown off, or lose your place, run after it! If that doesn't work, get the next immediate wagon. Fight to stay on the wagon it will take you to your destination
My favourite Christmas quote is 'Dear Santa, let me explain....'
ultimate aim: to be pre-wedding weight
december 2012: -3.5lbs
january 2013: -3lbs
february 2013: -0.5lbs
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