One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart......
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived
in a villa on the golf course we were playing at in Sarasota,
heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay?, what's
your name?"
"It's Jack, and I'm OK thanks," I replied.
"Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my
villa, rest a while after your accident, and
I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you"I answered, "but
I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on" Elizabeth insisted, "It won't
be for long".
She was very pretty and persuasive so in the
end I said "Well okay", but still added, " my wife
wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, and some driving
and putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel
a lot better now, but I know my wife is going
to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile,
"You only had a few lessons and she won't
know about it anyway. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!" I said ......
sorry about the big gaps it is where the photo's were.
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