HELP! PLEEEEASE! Funny/Witty Headline Needed

Hi Guys,

I'm currently in the middle of writing an editorial for my local Slimming World group as I am starting up as a Slimming world consultant in my town. I am reaaaaally struggling to come up with an eye-catching/clever headline though and I'm usually great at these things!

I want to try and avoid too many obvious SW terms as a potential slimmer is unlikely to understand what it means, also I am trying to leave my name (Xiana) out of the title as it may throw people off . I have mentioned quite a few funny parts in my editorial such as the button pinging off my stretched work pants! I've also included health benefits surrounding my Gallstones that SW helped with.

Here are some ideas i've seen or thought of recently;

The Extra Easy Weigh
Xiana's Weight Loss Isn't All Bananas
See You Lighter
What Are You Weighting For

I'd really appreciate ANY help at all or advice on what I've came up with so far as I'm stumped!

Thanks in advance guys!

X

Is this for your local paper? Does the headline have to be funny or witty?

Don't wish to be unkind, but to be honest if I saw any of those headlines I wouldn't bother to read the article.

Maybe go for something more informative along the lines of "I lost xxxxx and so can you" (that's not very good, sorry)

No it doesn't have to be funny at all but is prefer it to be as my editorial has a good element of humour in.

I haven't lost a massive amount like some women (just a measley 2stone) so didn't really want that in my title as people might not think it's anything to shout about, despite the fact I'm chuffed with it.

Thanks for your help and honesty, that's what I'm looking for so the more advice I can gain the better ?