Thread: Tillymax is trying again

Mmmmh a pamper afternoon

Do you have room for a short fat hairy Mumma to join you ?

Originally Posted by Mumma K

Mmmmh a pamper afternoon

Do you have room for a short fat hairy Mumma to join you ?

Can I come too? I certainly fit all bar one of the above criteria. Haven't done the Mumma thing. Can barely look after myself I'd be useless trying to look after anyone else.

I should have done the pamper day thing yesterday instead of rushing about like a blue ar$ed fly - went to my physiotherapist apt with stubbly legs

Glad you're keeping busy with the cheesy music soundtrack to keep you company

Originally Posted by fillymum

We can get a spray polish here that when you spray it on a surface it looks as if it has been polished to within an inch of its life no duster needed.
It is an invaluable part of the illusion of *doing houseworky things* instead of using our time beneficially on here



Well !!! Thanks for that, off to spray every light bulb in the house.

The prize for tip of the year is yours


Tilly I approve 100% of you pamper afternoon. So good for the soul.

With 7 dogs I do understand the need to at least get rid of the dog detritus...........as for husband and kids........let them do there own cleaning up until you are well and truly well again.

Originally Posted by Mumma K

Mmmmh a pamper afternoon

Do you have room for a short fat hairy Mumma to join you ?

I didn't get round to my pamper session cos I couldn't put my book down But if you all pop round tomorrow we'll do it then

Originally Posted by LoChan1984

I should have done the pamper day thing yesterday instead of rushing about like a blue ar$ed fly - went to my physiotherapist apt with stubbly legs

Glad you're keeping busy with the cheesy music soundtrack to keep you company

We've also had James Brown, Busted, Boyzone and Buddy Holly today. I consider my music tastes to be eclectic - hubbie considers it to be crap


Hubbie and son came charging into the room shouting guess what, guess what. OMG I thought we'd won the lottery - within those 10 seconds I'd already planned the new house, car and lifestyle. The they said Capello's quit Like who cares - men are really strange

Originally Posted by Purple Patsy

Can I come too? I certainly fit all bar one of the above criteria. Haven't done the Mumma thing. Can barely look after myself I'd be useless trying to look after anyone else.

Sorry hun I missed you out then. It's tomorrow now. Facemask, nails and wine

Who's Capello?

Originally Posted by Crumble

Who's Capello?

England manager - or he used to be until he quit

how funny my lot came in and said the same I reacted as you did

Tilly you be careful huni all this tidying and cleaning I have visions of you as Mrs Bucket xxxxxxxxxxx

where do they get their priorites from these men

and why do they think we care
what book you reading ?

i am reading one called things i want to tell my daughters,

it makes me laugh and cry at the same time and i can't put it down
ended up reading till 1.30am today

hope your ok honey, cos i am hoping you'll come do my cleaning while you have the bug

xxxxx

form an orderly queue Mandy! I was thinking the same

I wondered what she was reading, too.
Just finished 'the moneyless man' or something like that.
Guy who spent a year (longer actually) without spending any money.
Was very interesting and brought out the scrouge in me.
Mark Boyle I think he was called.

Have the urge to go skip diving now.

Morning Tilly hun x

What type of music day are you having today?....And my hubby has the same opinion as yours about my taste in music, particularly when he heard my mobile phone ringing, and shouted "What the fu**ing hell is that?"

Hi Tilly

Hope you are having a good day.

Now remember don't overdo the tidying. I've heard it's bad for you. I always err on the side of caution with mine. :-)

Originally Posted by ginlin

Morning Tilly hun x

What type of music day are you having today?....And my hubby has the same opinion as yours about my taste in music, particularly when he heard my mobile phone ringing, and shouted "What the fu**ing hell is that?"

Lol .... Mine had the right hump when he realised my ringtone for him was Danger Mouse

Afternoon Tils

So have you had time for the pamper session today chook... ?
Can I just ask why Boyzone reduces you to tears ?

OMG Tilly, I am so sorry, I would have gotten here earlier and not lounged about in bed complaining about my measley cold, chest and ear infections if only I'd known, why didn't you let me know you had cleanmyhouseanddancetodaftsongitis...it's deadly hun, and I have heard it can be very contagious and once you have it not only do you never get rid of it unless you get a specialist ...I think they are called skivvies...ooops sorry that's what you're called, they, the specialists that is, are called maids....but you can actually begin to like it even though it's so tiring...there is no cure for it, although I have been told if you do infect your hubby or children they more often than not get a much milder dose than we women do.....Take care hunni and pray it never developes into cleanmyhouseanddancetobarrymanilowsongsitis, cos then we'd definitely have to shoot you, my god could you imagine that pandemic ?
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