charlottegrace1

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.

One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.

Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings ofbaked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak.

At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.

He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

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2010 progress lost 20.2lb

1st goal loose 5lb done 09/01/10
2nd goal loose 10lb done 13/02/10
3rd goal loose 14lb done
4th goal loose 21 lbs (0.8lb needed)
4th goal to have less than 100lb to loose done
5th goal to achieve club 10 (26lbs in totoal needed) 5.8lb needed
6th goal to have less than 90lb to loose

January loss 6lb February loss 8.5lb March Gain 0.7lb April 5lbs May

Total to loose 114.4lb - total left 94.2lb

tara40

pmsl

that was brilliant

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squiddie

Oh that was quality! I thought it was going to say she made beans for tea, but that ending was much better!

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kelly_333_333

Hehe! That gave me a giggle, thank you

b_n_3003

cool :-D

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2009 - start of dieting 227lb

amber26

Pmsl that was great

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Trying weight watchers

margaretmc

Very good . Take care .
Margaret xx

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Donnie46

LOL......very good,

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jaylou

My thoughts too as I was reading this.
Hilarious!!!

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My food diary http://www.minimins.com/silver-membe...ml#post4668700

Weight Watchers - to lose a stone

Week 1 -2lb
Week 2 -1.5lb

Lady Mhoram

LOL. That would be awful!!

I also thought it would be that she had made him more beans!

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week 1 - 7lbs
week 2 - 1lbs (*)
week 3 - 2lbs
week 4 - 1lbs
week 5 - 1lbs
week 6 - STS :'( (*)
week 7 - 3lbs (club 10)
week 8 - 1lbs
week 9 - 12 - STS overall
week 13 - 1lbs
week 14 - 1lbs

scobbiemum

lol! Great minds think alike re the beans for tea!

ConfusedGirl

Haha that was so funny! I also thought she had made him more beans lmao!

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