Extra Easy Guilt!

skinnycowtobe

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I only had half a syn all day today so I'm treating myself and munching on a bag of maltesers! Why do I feel so guilty? It's allowed, right?

God I'm daft :sigh:
 
Guilt is for when you have robbed a bank, assassinated the Queen, or run over next door's kitten. Don't waste it on Maltesers!


I wouldn't feel guilty if I robbed a bank. B4stards spend enough time and energy robbing us to pay their chief execs. Also if you assassinated the queen I should imagine it was a planned heist and therefore guilt wouldn't feature.

The kitten on the other hand, well maybe, particularly if they had spent time and money installing a cat flap for their now flat cat. I'd offer to refund that at least.

Maltesers. Mmmm. Yummy. Don't do guilt its a destructive emotion.

P.s I wrote all of that just so I could write cat flap for a flat cat. I take my amusement where I can find it
 
God I'm hormonal and now I'm not just feeling like going back to bed, I'm feeling sad about the flat cat too.

You are supposed to have at least 5 syns a day. So it's a good job you're having those Maltesers or you would've been off plan!
 
I must say I did really really enjoy them! :)

God I'm hormonal and now I'm not just feeling like going back to bed, I'm feeling sad about the flat cat too.

You are supposed to have at least 5 syns a day. So it's a good job you're having those Maltesers or you would've been off plan!

LOVE this - I love that I had to eat maltesers to stay on plan, haha. I feel better now! :D
 
It is hard to get your head round the fact that your loosing weight... But they want you to treat yourself! I hope you enjoyed every malteser :)
 
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