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    perfect comeback for an insult!

    There was I, walking along, when I had to pass by 5 men eating their lunch on a bench. One says loudly, "Cor I wouldn't fancy bouncing on her", pointing at me.
    Quick as a flash I turn round, look him in the eyes and say "With your face, mate, you wouldn't get the chance!"
    I walked proudly away, glad that for once I had the perfect comeback, instead of thinking of it 10mins later!
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    You go girl!!!

    That takes confidence, what a fantastic retort!!! Well done you!!!

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    Ooooo, well done you!

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    LOL! Nicely done!


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    ha ha ha ha brilliant!! PSML xx
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    Love it (your comeback not what that t**t said!)



    He deserved to be put in his place after what he said and I bet he won't be making such comments about anyone else in such a hurry!
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    LOL! Well done, I usually think of a great comeback 10 mins later as well! I am sure his mates had a good laugh at his expense!
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    I hope he went scarlet and his mates laughed at him. Great comeback and well done you for being so quickwitted and not letting it get you down!



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    Well done!!!!! good on you, i only usually think of things 10 mins later too x
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    Aren't people horrible and unthinking?

    I am so glad you gave him some back- good for you
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    He he!! Well done you for such clever thinking!
    Men like him dont deserve a partner!










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    Hi THAT WAS A FANTASTIC COME BACK GOOD ON YOU . HE WAS A BRAINLESS SOD . GOOD LUCK AND TAKE CARE HUN .
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    Good for you - i'm never that quick off the mark

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    thats brilliant! Bet that shut the evil man up!

    a good comeback is 'i can lose the weight but what can you do about your ugly mug?!'
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