perfect comeback for an insult! - MiniMins.com

rosinakathleen · 25th March, 2009

There was I, walking along, when I had to pass by 5 men eating their lunch on a bench. One says loudly, "Cor I wouldn't fancy bouncing on her", pointing at me.
Quick as a flash I turn round, look him in the eyes and say "With your face, mate, you wouldn't get the chance!"
I walked proudly away, glad that for once I had the perfect comeback, instead of thinking of it 10mins later!

jaylou · 25th March, 2009

You go girl!!!

That takes confidence, what a fantastic retort!!! Well done you!!!

suepat10 · 25th March, 2009

Ooooo, well done you!

HellieCopter · 25th March, 2009

LOL! Nicely done!

Melsy · 25th March, 2009

ha ha ha ha brilliant!! PSML xx

RM07 · 25th March, 2009

Love it (your comeback not what that t**t said!)

He deserved to be put in his place after what he said and I bet he won't be making such comments about anyone else in such a hurry!

StephCracknell · 25th March, 2009

LOL! Well done, I usually think of a great comeback 10 mins later as well! I am sure his mates had a good laugh at his expense!

StaceyUK · 25th March, 2009

I hope he went scarlet and his mates laughed at him. Great comeback and well done you for being so quickwitted and not letting it get you down!

bettylollypop · 25th March, 2009

Well done!!!!! good on you, i only usually think of things 10 mins later too x

cocktailprincess · 25th March, 2009

Aren't people horrible and unthinking?

I am so glad you gave him some back- good for you
x

Mrs V · 25th March, 2009

He he!! Well done you for such clever thinking!
Men like him dont deserve a partner!

margaretmc · 25th March, 2009

Hi THAT WAS A FANTASTIC COME BACK GOOD ON YOU . HE WAS A BRAINLESS SOD . GOOD LUCK AND TAKE CARE HUN .
MARGARET XX

lauryloo · 25th March, 2009

Good for you - i'm never that quick off the mark

Claire1981 · 25th March, 2009

Muhahahahahahahahahaha! Fab! x

Purpleangel · 25th March, 2009

thats brilliant! Bet that shut the evil man up!

a good comeback is 'i can lose the weight but what can you do about your ugly mug?!'

25th March, 2009	#1 (permalink)
rosinakathleen Big, busty and Blowsy! rosinakathleen's Profile Albums rosinakathleen's Photo Gallery Join Date: 1st January, 2009 Location: norwich Posts: 1,003 Thanks: 59 Thanked 46 Times in 45 Posts Rep Power: 96 Diet: slimming world Height: 5' 3" Start Date: 28 july 2010 Start Weight: 342lb Current Weight: 319lb Goal Weight: 168lb Goal Date: whenever! BMI Information: Start BMI: 60.6 Current BMI: 56.5 Goal BMI: 29.8 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 23lb Weight to Lose: 151lb % Lost 6.73%	perfect comeback for an insult! There was I, walking along, when I had to pass by 5 men eating their lunch on a bench. One says loudly, "Cor I wouldn't fancy bouncing on her", pointing at me. Quick as a flash I turn round, look him in the eyes and say "With your face, mate, you wouldn't get the chance!" I walked proudly away, glad that for once I had the perfect comeback, instead of thinking of it 10mins later! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ rosie August weight loss total= 12lb Sept week 1= +1 week 2= -2 and * week week 3= -3 week 4= -7 If in doubt, leave it out! little pickers wear bigger knickers! Sprouts - An evil invention, or a fairy-sized cabbage? I'm not fat - I'm full of cuddles!

25th March, 2009	#2 (permalink)
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25th March, 2009	#4 (permalink)
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25th March, 2009	#5 (permalink)
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25th March, 2009	#6 (permalink)
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25th March, 2009	#7 (permalink)
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25th March, 2009	#8 (permalink)
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25th March, 2009	#9 (permalink)
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25th March, 2009	#10 (permalink)
cocktailprincess Still rockin' it cocktailprincess's Profile Albums cocktailprincess's Photo Gallery Join Date: 11th February, 2009 Location: Wigan Posts: 2,543 Thanks: 346 Thanked 609 Times in 381 Posts Rep Power: 823 Diet: Slimming World - On-line member Height: 5' 7" Start Date: 31/03/2008 Start Weight: 265lb Current Weight: 152lb Goal Weight: 153lb BMI Information: Start BMI: 41.5 Current BMI: 23.8 Goal BMI: 24 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 113lb Weight to Lose: -1lb % Lost 42.64%	Aren't people horrible and unthinking? I am so glad you gave him some back- good for you x Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________

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25th March, 2009	#12 (permalink)
margaretmc Forum Master margaretmc's Profile Albums margaretmc's Photo Gallery Join Date: 11th March, 2009 Location: DERRY , N.IRELAND Posts: 4,802 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 797 Thanked 313 Times in 301 Posts Rep Power: 304 Diet: XENICAL LOW FAT Height: 5' 6" Start Date: 1-1-09 Start Weight: 300lb Goal Weight: 168lb BMI Information:	Hi THAT WAS A FANTASTIC COME BACK GOOD ON YOU . HE WAS A BRAINLESS SOD . GOOD LUCK AND TAKE CARE HUN . MARGARET XX Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It!

25th March, 2009	#13 (permalink)
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25th March, 2009	#14 (permalink)
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25th March, 2009	#15 (permalink)
Purpleangel Likes to post Purpleangel's Profile Albums Purpleangel's Photo Gallery Join Date: 28th December, 2008 Location: up North Posts: 801 Blog Entries: 33 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Rep Power: 40 Diet: Exante Start Date: 12/1/2012 Start Weight: 196lb Current Weight: 196lb Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 0lb % Lost 0%	thats brilliant! Bet that shut the evil man up! a good comeback is 'i can lose the weight but what can you do about your ugly mug?!' Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________

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