Scan Bran Song! - MiniMins.com

Scarlet Daisy · 31st May, 2009

This song must be sung to the tune of "Downtown" - recorded by Petula Clark in 1964, Emma Bunton more recently...And all over YouTube if you need a reminder. If you copy it somewhere, or record it (haha!), please give me a mention, for writing it. If the makers of Scan Bran wish to use it for commercial purposes, I'll take the money and spend it on smaller clothes!

Scan Bran Song

If you're on a diet
And you start feeling hungry
You can always eat

SCAN BRAN!

You'll get to savour
All the chipboardy flavour
Of unprocessed wheat,

WHEAT BRAN!

It's only half a syn per slice
So you've no need to fear
Unless you eat too much of it
And then get diarrhoea...
At least you'll lose weight

If you lie awake at night
Thinking,
"I've GOT to eat something that's NOT Muller Light!"

SCAN BRAN!
Some people bake with it
SCAN BRAN!
It really makes you...fit
SCAN BRAN!
Let's have another bit
Now!

kevandju5 · 31st May, 2009

Love it. Love it. Love it!!! I'll be singing that all evening now!

Frontier-Phil · 31st May, 2009

LMAO !!!

Phil x

Donnie46 · 31st May, 2009

Wonderful song, thank you, LOL..

squiddie · 31st May, 2009

haha, gush!

Scarlet Daisy · 2nd June, 2009

Thanks folks! I've just got home from having my gallbladder out, so I'm laying off the Scan Bran today!

sarahandmolly · 2nd June, 2009

Quality!

31st May, 2009	#1 (permalink)
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kevandju5 Maintaining kevandju5's Profile Albums kevandju5's Photo Gallery Join Date: 21st April, 2009 Posts: 599 Thanks: 9 Thanked 29 Times in 25 Posts Rep Power: 42 Diet: Slimming World Height: 5' 5" Start Date: 10th March 2009 Start Weight: 135lb Current Weight: 122lb Goal Weight: 126lb Goal Date: Reached Target - 1st June 2009 BMI Information: Start BMI: 22.5 Current BMI: 20.3 Goal BMI: 21 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 13lb Weight to Lose: -4lb % Lost 9.63%	Love it. Love it. Love it!!! I'll be singing that all evening now! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It!

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Donnie46 Slow but sure.... Donnie46's Profile Albums Donnie46's Photo Gallery Join Date: 23rd May, 2009 Location: Norfolk Posts: 8,378 Thanks: 854 Thanked 540 Times in 501 Posts Rep Power: 664 Diet: Slimming World - Green Days only. Height: 4' 11" Start Date: 1st August, 2010 Start Weight: 308lb Current Weight: 273lb Goal Weight: 140lb Goal Date: No rush, just as long as I keep losing... BMI Information: Start BMI: 62.2 Current BMI: 55.1 Goal BMI: 28.3 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 35lb Weight to Lose: 133lb % Lost 11.36%	Wonderful song, thank you, LOL.. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________

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Scarlet Daisy Hungry For Life Scarlet Daisy's Profile Albums Scarlet Daisy's Photo Gallery Join Date: 5th May, 2009 Location: Manchester Posts: 839 Thanks: 141 Thanked 85 Times in 75 Posts Rep Power: 218 Diet: Slimming World Height: 5' 7" Start Date: 6/4/09 Start Weight: 210lb Current Weight: 148lb Goal Weight: 148lb Goal Date: I'm there! BMI Information: Start BMI: 32.9 Current BMI: 23.2 Goal BMI: 23.2 Statistics: Total Weight Loss: 62lb Weight to Lose: 0lb % Lost 29.52%	Thanks folks! I've just got home from having my gallbladder out, so I'm laying off the Scan Bran today! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Google Bookmark It! __________________ "I want more than my share before anyone else has had any" - Kingsley Amis. Hit target and am now struggling to maintain. Please check out my blog of wonder: http://blogmella.wordpress.com/

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