Thread: Smelly Elle's fantastic diary: Weight Loss? What Weight Loss?

Originally Posted by dietingqueen

Hi Hun,

a belated well doen on 3lb's

your looking great in the pics ya know x x x

thanks hunni xxx

hey you. just thought i would pop in to say goodnight as tomorrow i will have to get up for the docs i'm sure. and then i'm going to see my cdc so will probably not get on too much tomorrow.

abz xx

Great diary and you are doing so well, wooohoooo on hitting the 2 stone loss. Looking at your pics I am not surprised that you get random men chasing you into shops, have a good week x

hahaha hi tara, thanks for your post. and that only happened once! lol...

abz, i dont think i'll be on much tomorrow either. hope you feel better though, or maybe, hope the doctor gives you some excellent medicine to make you feel better.

xxx

doctor has given me excellent medicine which makes me rather floaty to say the least. think i'm going to go off and enjoy it :P

abz xx

Oooh what medicine is that Abz?

super strength cocodamol. i have it for my back and she told me to take it as it contains a strong cough suppressant. but man do i float!!

and get munchies!! rather difficult when you're on cd, hee.

abz xx

Ooops! Well enjoy it! I could probably use some of that for my knee!

Welcome - today is the 9th Dec and here is a round up of the Elle news! :

1) I have discovered some new bones in my chest area that stick out quite a lot now. I have yet to decide if I like them or not. Scientists suggest that it is because I have lost a percentage of body fat in that area. I, however, totally disagree and think the bones were placed there when aliens abducted me last Wednesday. (oh yeah, forgot to mention that:P)

2) My black jeans are falling so far down my bum it's ridiculous. I showed said jeans to my fellow minimins at the Birmingham meet 2 weeks ago and awe was expressed at the amount of sinching the belt i was wearing had to do. However today, i expressed disgust (to myself) after realising that the jeans sag so much round my bum that they make my bum look, well, saggy. I may well look around for a new pair of jeans this lunchtime.

3) The squatter that was trying to take up camp amongst my fat cells was frightened off by the fewer number of calories I was taking in in the last couple of days and has made a swift exit. On his way out I told him to warn all other squatters that they won't be sure of a good time amongst my fat cells, and that they are certainly not welcome. Ofcourse the squatter was male, all annoying things are aren't they?

That is the end of the Elle news today. Join me back here (one day) for the next episode. Until then, goodbye, peace out, aufwiedersehen.

xxx

lol, what an entertaining way to give us all your latest news, thanks Elle.

I totally forgot that you chaps from the 'big lads' thread were meeting up, but then I am struggling to keep up with all the diaries at the moment. Maybe someone could compile them all into one reader's digest type volume for me, and I can read them at bedtime lol.

Well done on the squatter eviction btw, top stuff!

Hi Elle - found your diary at last (how disgusting that I haven't found it before). Yes of course squatters are male - how could anyone be in any doubt x (sorry Wombat) x

Best...update...ever!

lol cheers! i am indeed a fascinating person. A fascinating HUNGRY person. Ugh...i need to eat, NOW.

One day i'll write something with my best friend and "writing partner" clare that ends up on tv and then we can all be happy and jolly about it together and not even have to read it - just listen and watch. wooooo! x

Elle on TV - That would be truely brilliant x

Originally Posted by Mr_Wombat

lol, what an entertaining way to give us all your latest news, thanks Elle.

I totally forgot that you chaps from the 'big lads' thread were meeting up, but then I am struggling to keep up with all the diaries at the moment. Maybe someone could compile them all into one reader's digest type volume for me, and I can read them at bedtime lol.

Well done on the squatter eviction btw, top stuff!

Yeah there were only 4 of us. We should have publicised it more really - wouldve been lovely to see you for example and other excellent people that post on this site. But not Puggs, because he didn't eat all day yesterday:P...
...i continue to fight for the cause, batman :P

x