Ive lost a human head!

mrs lever

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I have so stole this from another board but i love it. How much have you lost haha


1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony


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Phil put this on here a few months ago! think it must of moved down the board by now hehe but it's great fun! :D thanks for sharing it again!

I've lost an Elephants Penis! :D :D :D :D LOVE IT :p

4lbs more and i've lost the fats and oils an average American eats in a year WOW That's ridiculous!!
 
Brilliant. I'd like to know who caught the elephant then persuaded him to weigh his willy!!!
 
Last time i saw this i'd nearly lost a 2 year old :giggle: now its a cinder block?! Nearly a microwave :giggle:
 
love it. i've lost a chiuhaha hehe
 
Last time i saw this i'd nearly lost a 2 year old :giggle: now its a cinder block?! Nearly a microwave :giggle:

well done on losing 10lbs since viewing this! :D hehe try picking up a microwave and that's how much weight you've lost great eh :D hehe

... now to find me that Elephants penis to compare with HMMM! :eek::eek::eek::eek: :p
 
Ironically the total amount of weight I want to lose is about the amount of cheese eaten in a year and is probably due to the amount of cheese I used to eat :D
 
Ironically the total amount of weight I want to lose is about the amount of cheese eaten in a year and is probably due to the amount of cheese I used to eat :D

lmao!! this made me laugh haha! i know the feeling!! hehe :D naughty cheese!
 
in ww i've lost a bald eagle!!!
and in total i've lost a 2 yr old child,,now lloking o see who'll take my real 4 yr old:)
 
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i love this! I am printing this list off and sticking it on my fridge! I have lost an average housecat!

Sharkbait1983 x
 
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner (well almost another 1 lb to go)
 
I want to no where that dictionary is, 150lbs? that can't be right, surely?
I think its around that weight its a complete set of dictionarys approx 20 books and they are big books the ones that are commonly seen are the concise version,hope that explains it :)
 
3lbs off a ...

70 pounds = an Irish Setter

woo! bring it on haha :p
 
Ahhhh, so I have lost a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, a human brain, 10 dozen large eggs, a mid-size microwave and a small Guinea Pig! :cool:

By the end of next week I hope to have lost an elephant’s penis :flirt2:
 
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