Thread: ok lets tell a story, not a weight watchers story!

oz,back to her roots,fed up of this horrible country she cried all the way back to her house...my oh my she realized she had lost her passport.....

tut tut,she pondered on what she could do... liverpool she thought il to liverpool and get an emergncy passport made, so she started on her way to liverpool, all the while think of her and the loves she lost...

the next sound she heard was a big CRUNCH she had been too busy daydreaming she had gone rite into the back of the car infront....she sat in disbelief as the door opened.... and out got............

tom cruise... she could not believe her eyes!! he was stunning, "OH MY GOD" she almost screamed! "im so sorry tom i..i..." but tom just smiled and removed his sunglasses and said...

dont sweat it sweetheart,your name is?... sheila only just managed to stammer sssssheila.she couldnt quite believe her eyes,tom cruise was actually real!! ''can i take you for a drink to calm your nerves ov the crash?'' sheila wasnt bothered about the crash,her nerves were from meeting tom.she replied........

"dont you have somewhere important to be tom?" tom looked her up and down and grinned "iv always time for a pretty lady, everything else can wait, il get my pa to sort the cars out, lets go grab a coffe sweetheart"....

taking her by the hand they crossed over the road to ''fatties cafe.....

"erm are u sure you want to eat here tom?" sheila said in a shy voice. "I cant imagine its what your used to". Again that self assured grin tom sent her made her quiver to her very toes. "It will do just fine, as long as your ok with eating here of course...

entering the sausage stench filled dive,toms face was a picture....''umm this smells mighty fine,what is it?'' sheila replied ''its breakfast tom,theres all sorts of edible delights to be savoured,fried sausage,eggs,bacon and soft white barms,there look at the menu'' tom looked over at the grease stained specials board...todays specials read......

...dollops of mayo on a crisp white bab with fresh sausage, fried to perfection!!! tom was about to order exactly that, when all of a sudden a storm started outside, bolts of lightning hitting the ground, shelia and tom ran outside to see what was going on....

nearly falling over their feet to see what the commossion was,toms body guards grabbed hold of sheila and tom like rag dolls and covered them with big black cloths,the next thing they were being thrown into the back of what seemed like a van,a cold dark van.....was it really toms body guards?? ..............

So being jumbled around in the back of the van, sheila and tom clung to each other for dear life!!! "dont be scared sheila" tom whispered. Im the star of mission impossible remember il get us out of this mess, the van pulled to a holt and the van doors were flung open wide...

edging forward the both of them were surprized to see they were alone??! tom took sheila by her tiny feminine hand and they creeped out of the van.......tip toeing with each tiny step they could hear each others heart beats....dum....dum....dum...dum....there was no noise only the twosomes sharp breaths.......then all of a sudden..???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................