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This started on 18 April 2007 and it is now 18 October 2010!! Wow - time to give this crown over to the real queen

Hi Mrs D - I agree with you - girl power back again - we will conquer Mr G and make him behave lol:8855:

You will be beaten Allan - get down the cellar and bend over

Hi Allan Mrs D and Rach - glad you are still arguing without me xx missed you all

What games were you thinking of playing Allan??:D

Good morning to you all on this beautiful day.

Minis is littered with amazing intelligent gorgeous women - who enjoying playing with your mind!

:whip::whip::whip: Anytime Allan, woud be my pleasure:D:D lol

Arghhhh thanks Allan - didnt know you cared:D

lol Rach!!!:wave_cry::wave_cry:

Naaah you are all rubbish at winning!! I will always reign supreme

Did you hear the one about the baby that was born in New York? It was half male and half female. It ws born with a penis and a brain. Good evening!!!

Off to work all, but Allan can have the honour of keeping my throne warm while Im at work - since you will be lazing around all day

Hi Allan - you have two women that are on top now!! Well me for now!

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Hi Mrs Z it is good to see you posting and as for you Mr G - you know that women will always be on top

That is why I love you Allan - the tone needs lowering - life is too serious:D:D

Would it help if I gave you a promotion? :D:D I could always get Allan to do the chamber maid duties, seeing as he's Army trained, he's sure to be a dab hand at making up the Royal four poster! :D Thanks Mrs Depp, knew you would see sense - women ruling and men putting the apron on and doing...

Rosie, you still have the Royal chambers to clean, the fires to stoke, the kitchen to clean, don't forget to cook your Queen's evening meal and then you may be on your way! :D Mrs Depp I am extremely upset about these duties - you are being a bit too cheeky and as for Allan trimming bushes -...

Lol!! I wasnt sleeping:D

Naah your not winning - i am back to claim my rightful place

Hi peachy this is an excellent post and I truely believe that understanding where we have come from will give us the tools to change. I know for sure that when i was younger we didnt share our emotions openly - but i certainly do now. My children are also encouraged to voice opinions and hurt...

Bless you Allan - my loyal empoyee - may give you a pay rise:D

:D Hey Allan, you have a double in Liverpool!! I served a bloke on Thursday night who was the absolute spit of you but he was wearing glasses (and he was better looking lol :giggle:!!!!!) I honestly thought he must be a relative of yours the likeness was that strong! :D Oh my God - Carol...

Isnt that what men are only good for - their bodies? Lol - But whipped cream and strawberries sounds good - some chocolate too!!

Lol gold.emerald you'll have Allan's mind working overtime tonight:D i dont mind sharing with you either - hurry up with our soup Allan - its cold tonight lol;)

What games have you been playing in the bedroom where you need to win!!

lol gold emerald - naaahhh just want him to clean the stables out in my palace lol:D

Im not having you in my bed with your long johns on but you can get keep your cowboy outfit on and boots lol:D

LOL :D No put the cotton ones on for me, the silk ones created too much static electricity when i rubbed up against you last night;)

Every sane person knows that it is not true that one human being is superior to others - therefore i will have to class you as insane - get back to my bedroom and warm my bed for me:D

You'll need more than a map to keep up with us women Allan!! You're up early

In your dreams Allan - women have always ruled the world and you know it!! Just taking a little bit of time but i can show you the way lol

Bless you Allan - glad you are coming to your senses!!! You know it makes sense lol

Hi Gold Emerald and Miss Cheeky good to see you both Sorry Allan - snowed in but not winning!! Girl power

Im fine thanks as sitting in my warm royal throne - how is the cellar?

I hope that you all have a happy and peaceful New Year in 2010 - thank you to all of you on here who have helped and supported me through really tough times in 2009 - you know who you are and I wont forget you!!! Love you all!!

are you off work for a few weeks now?

No - but blummin freezing though - hate this cold - what about up north - are you snowed in?

lol......done that .......need a hot water bottle too!

yes please - my hands need warming too - do you have somewhere warm i could place them lol

Cheeky as ever - get back to the kitchen - where all my other male servants are preparing my evening meal - you can warm my bed for me!!

nice to see you too gorgeous - how is life treating you down in the cellar lol!!

Hi Allan You like to think you rule this thread, but it is the women who rule this thread - in the same way that we rule the country and rule the world lol.....power!!

Im afraid I have to agree with dreamingmaid, you appear to have an eating disorder if at 7st in weight you feel that you somehow NEED to carry on losing weight. You sound like a reasonably intelligent lady and I therefore cannot comprehend why you would even consider losing more weight...

No rest for the wicked Allan So when do I get to fight with you?

Hi Mrs Depp, nice to see you on here. Where is Allan, feel the need to fight with someone!! You can all leave my castle now, get back to the kitchens where you all belong!!

Thanks for decorating my castle Allan - now get back to the kitchen - black coffee please

You have completely missed the whole point of your training Allan - the idea of first aid is the "immediate temporary care given to a victim of accident or illness before the availability of a doctor" Not that you beat someone up first and then give them first aid lol!!

Merry Christmas to you Miss Cheeky - hope that you are well!!

promises promises - get back to the kitchen and make me a cup to tea!

I'm waiting for you Mr G warming your bed - but you never come home lol!!:D It is lonely in this big castle without you :cry:

morning all, back to your chores while i sit on my royal throne

Hi Mr G - Im afraid that you need to listen to Rach and Gold Emerald because they are right - you no longer hold the power over this thread - women have always been the stronger and more intelligent race, and Im afraid you need to get back to your kitchen chores along with the other male kitchen...

dont be cheeky allan otherwise will have to send you to the dungeons with all my other male servants

Thanks Allan

There are times in your life when you have to take a step back and realise that there is someone better, stronger, braver, more in control and that person is me - the queen of this thread - so shove off

Not any more - its all mine!

A little bit of what gold.emerald? Lol:D:D You cant get that on here!!

Lol - yep but still looks like the real thing and could sell it on ebay Lol!!

Just because i acquired mine from a strange lorry driver doesnt mean its knocked off lol

Cheeky sod - my crown is gold with diamonds - no poundland crown in site

Get used to it Allan - I will always be superior and my royalty shines through!!

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Im always winning !!

You have got it wrong there Mr G. Women like it better on top and are much better on top - hence im winning

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Wow - and so you should be proud and so should she. She looks absolutely amazing and no wonder the company want to show her off, she makes a fab advertisement of how this diet should work and her case has worked! But then look at you as well - I am sure that she is just as proud of you and...

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You are very welcome - there is a woman at work who has just given up smoking after 20 years as well. She is finding it hard and eating lots of sweets, however, as the weeks have gone by she is finding it easier. Keep going honey because besides the health benefits - it is too bloody...

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Hi Amm Well firstly congratulations on staying off the ciggies for that amount of time!! There will always be bad days and years after giving up cigarettes, if i go out for a drink or on holiday where everyone is smoking, I could still kill for one. It is a drug and although the drug is out...

Naah there are too many women on here now - you will never be the winner lol!

Well done Klev - remember chatting to you when you first joined - you have done brilliantly and hasnt your baby got big and even more beautiful xx

Mrs Depp - i like it - and Im looking for a gardner as my bush is getting slightly unruly - if he is hunky even better:D:D As for unblock the loos - that is a man's job - ask Allan:D:D

Mrs Depp - not sure really if it is the kind of beauty salon that i usually frequent in my royal castle, i will therefore decline your kind offer on this occasion. But you may resume your duties in my royal kitchen PMSL xx However there is this annoying man on this thread called Allan who...

have a really good night - you deserve it!!

cheeky sod!!!

never deluded - intelligent, gorgeous, slim and its my thread lol well maybe a bit deluded lol!!

one of these days you will realise that this is my thread Allan - shooooo ...........

there is only one true queen here - so all of you wannabes may leave now - i am the only true royal queen

Never winning - just trying hard

All of the best men are definitely gay

you are wasted Mr G - Im sure I would appreciate you much more

well get around here and help me!!

did you know there is a direct link to male erectile dysfunctional problems and the fact that they wont get off their fat arses and help their wives

:D:DMr G - women are no longer regarded as servants - we are the superior race - now if you need a little bit of educating i am available at a very reasonable cost

I will only be attending the bedroom to order you to clean it - get back to where all men should be - washing, ironing, cleaning - the usual things that only men are good for

Lol - you trying to say I'm short Mr G? That cheek of yours will get you in big trouble - now get back to the kitchen with all the other men in my charge

Not anymore -get back to the scullery to clean my floors

What is so appealing about the dungeons? What do you have down there that I may be interested in - I would rather stay here with my crown and rule this thread

I know you are a dirty old man, but I still love you!! Lol

You just cant handle all these amazingly powerful, intelligent women on here!!

Carol and Becky wouldnt mind taking turns - they are my friends - but could you deal with three absolutely amazingly intelligent, beautiful women?

:D But we are family - you and me Allan. Enter your royal bed - how very dare you :D

:D baby oil - okay i will wear my suspenders and black stockings

Lol - okay Allan how would you like me to service you now that I am back?

You left me - I had to find someone else to service lol

Lol - i was never there - I was snuggled up to some gorgeous prince in bed - but thouht i better come back

nah, im back !!

Hi Lucky Well, we have all done this, whether pills, lighterlife, weightwatchers. Been there, done it, put it all back on. I b,elieve that life is a learning process and it is only when we get that light bulb moment, we realise that all we need to do is eat sensibly, exercise and be extremely...

We can keep you down Allan - it wont take much!!

Hi carol I keep saying it is girl power that rules this thread, Allan doesnt stand a chance lol!!

Hi Perfectunderneath Well done for joining this forum, the people on here are great and really supportive. Well it sounds to be that you are also perfect on the outside. You are certainly around the correct BMI for your height, however, you are young and I can understand you wishing to lose a...

that is a shame, i was hoping to keep you down

Hi cheinna You are in the right place for support. Good luck

Hi Hevs Im not doing weight watchers but know that it is a really good diet. I would advise you to take one day at a time, dont be cruel to yourself, after all you are the most amazing person and you deserve to treat yourself as such. You are going to succeed on your journey because you believe...

How dare you insult the lovely Mrs Depp - you will have me to answer to!!:asskick: Becky it has made my week to see you back posting on here - hope you are okay:D Good to see girls rule on here again!!

lol - okay see you later

i dont drink - but you are just in denial - we women have always ruled this planet - men just assist occasionally

you couldnt live with a woman Allan - we rule

lol - cant i play with the king since i am queen?

ok shall we play then??

Not going anywhere

I can put a good fight up against you Mr G.......yeah what do you want to bet?

I suppose it is coming up to pantomine season Ohhhh nooo you're not!!

Hi Allan nice to see you too!! You are not winning though!

appearances can be deceptive - what is actually happening Allan is that you are losing!! Have a good day off!

Good evening, you may all go and do your night duties whilst I go off to my royal bed with my royal crown and my teddy bear! Goodnight!!

Hi Mrs Depp - good to see you back - you may now gracefully exit my royal palace and get back to the scullery with Allan

I thought I was your one and only, I am so jealous now Allan

You only think that it belongs to you Allan - but it never really has - it has always been mine - but you may carry out your normally duties as my bed warmer

lol oh go on then!! If you insist

But men are no longer masterful - it is us women that hold the power - that was a long time ago

whipped cream possibly on my chocolate fudge cake (now Im hungry)!! Quick go and get my breakfast - you know you enjoy being my servant - men like being told what to do and how to do it

Bed warming duties are yours - you have just somehow forgotten your place because i havent been on here for a while - wont take me too long to put you right back there Mr G

Lol!!! come on now Allan - I may just have to get a new man if you start being abusive to your queen

Lol Allan - when you have finished cook my breakfast and sort by bed out because Im knackered and want to go back to bed!!

Lol - Forget that then!! Get back to the kitchen - your a man - you should know your place by now, lots of washing, cleaning and ironing to be done - scoot.....

Lol - would that be the naval officers by any chance - Ive always liked a man in uniform lol!! An Officer and a Gentleman come to mine and Richard Gere sweeping me off my feet!

That could be arranged Allan? Stop misbehaving and get back to the kitchens

Lol - we west midland girls are good at fighting!!

That is never gonna happen now that im back to defend my rightful place Mr G

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Just looked - there will be weeks like that - but u have done brilliantly overall - dont be disappointed hon!!

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Thanks Ellie - how are you and how is the diet going

Good evening - have been to sunny Porstmouth for a few days, but am back to claim by rightful position as winner

A number of years ago, a BMI of 27 or less was considered a "heathy" weight. Now, recent large-scale population studies showed that a BMI of less than 25 was now the healthy range. So overnight an entire segment of the population became overweight, without gaining a pound. We could also look...

goodnight Mr G - will expect you to do your usual chores when you wake up though - being the real queen around here - so dont sleep for too long

While you are chasing wet scallies I will be winning on here!

Thank you Allan - have a good night

lol - get to bed - ready for your night shift Mr G!!

lol - as my skivvy - I may require your services later. Will let you know

Cheeky Allan - just got up!! Are you offering your expert services?

LOL Nerys you werent supposed to eat it!! It is to wear to prove that you rule this thread, which is what I am doing!!:nono:Heavy metals are a bit like that:D Good morning Allan and Mrs Depp!!

Sorry Nerys, the crown is mine, you are not allowed to eat it, you are supposed to be on a diet lol

This is an interesting debate, so can i throw a few more things in here. There are lots of legislations and laws against violence, however, this does not prevent people being abusive verbally or physically towards them. How many people have been beaten up because they are black or because they...

You are completely out of touch with reality. It is a Queen that rules this country and this thread!

That will never happen Allan - you have to go out to work - Im the one in control here, goodbye

Lol, you know that women are the superior race - you are just struggling a little bit with that idea - dont worry - I will teach you - Im a good teacher

Well you didnt do a very good job, there are still dishes in my sink to wash before you go to bed Mr G!!

Violence this time in the morning - you are just upset because I am putting you back in your place - the kitchen!!

Dont apolgise, just go back to your kitchen duties and fetch me a coffee - please!!

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Im not sure anything is safe with you Allan, therefore I am reclaiming my rightful place and my crown - not yours.

Im fine thanks hun, how are you?

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Evening Ellie

Im always up early, and work until late, doesnt make me grumpy. No excuse and Im winning

It was your Birthday yesterday, doesnt mean you can win today, its mine now

Happy Birthday Allan - hope it has been fun!!

:553::birthday::birthday: HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLAN xx:D

Hi Minxie Thank you for sharing this sad news with everyone here on the forum. It must have been hard for you to hear this terrible news and very brave of you to write it down, and tell us all here. I am so sorry, please keep us informed of how you are coping, and stay on here for support...

Wow Anni you look absolutely amazing. Well done, and you look years younger. You should be so proud of yourself and well done for sharing with everyone. An inspiration to us all. Good luck with the rest of your journey

I love Jack Daniels - a lady after my own heart!! Keep telling you Allan, it was never yours, us girls just loaned it to you for a few days:D

While you are out protecting us mere mortals, I will steal the throne!!

I know you have a big head Allan but my crown fits perfectly fine

"Real" is such a strong word Allan, especially when you live in fantasy land:D I am the "real" queen here!!

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Hi Kev and Kaf Oh my goodness we have another man on this forum fighting for the title - a bit of competition for Allan You are outnumbered by girl power Kev, sorry you lose

:sign0151::sign0151::sign0151: It's mine Lexi, all mine:D:D

Arghhh thanks Lexi, I was going to get Allan to polish it for me, thanks for that!:D

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Allan, Kaf and all the other minions on here, may now leave and go to work in my kitchen - an espresso would be very nice - shooooo.....

Good morning - but you are not the king

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lol JMM you are not supposed to give up that easily!! Allan likes to think he is the ruler of this thread, but it is really girl power that rules - we just have to keep annoying him!!

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Hi JMM the prize is the glory of being queen of this thread, but that glory is all mine - sorry!!

So do you have some answers that you could share with me??? I am struggling!!

That just sounds really good common sense and thank you for writing all of this. However, if only it were this simple. WLS may give you more control because yes you can intake fewer calories, but for the rest of us mere mortals, we have to struggle with this day to day!! Dealing with...

Well done Linday - fantastic loss - hope you enjoy Nandos, and yes, you do need to have a life as well, and enjoy!!

There is no way that you would ever be called my Lord and Master, so get back in the kitchen and start cleaning - you should know your place by now

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Arghhh thanks Allan didnt realise you loved me so much :D:D

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Hi Annie You are not winning any more

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:o:o I am sooo embarrassed!!! Not - what were you planning to whip out ??:D

:sign0151::sign0151: I already do rule the world - have you not watched the news lately:D

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You will never be on top Allan - not while women rule the world

Thanks for looking out for me Annie - I am still here and am going to carry on annoying Allan lol!!:D

Women have access to the local sperm bank - dont need any help there thanks!! Men are deaf to most of the things that women need - nothing new there Allan!! Im winning!!

Women conceive babies, men can't. Women are better at decoding facial expressions, hearing a baby's whimper in the night, and simultaneously talking and listening. I win

Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too. ~Will Rogers You are losing !!

You are definitely a soft southern tart But you haven't quite grasped the concept that women are so much more powerful than men, and we will always win!!

Ive heard about men like you - you lure them onto your Last Post forum - have your wicked way with them and move on - lol!!

Really - is there something going on between you and Carol that I should know about lol!!:D:D

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