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    Morning All

    Hope you all had a good christmas and new years. I find christmas the hardest time for LL as people from the extended family tend to offer their advice on your "crack pot" weight loss plan. Also a little off topic. I am moving place next month and am finding it hard to find one. Does...
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    BBC Article

    BBC NEWS | England | Bradford | Woman died from 'too much water'
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    Musically talented anyone?

    I play the sax. And yes I can do 'Baker Street' and 'Summertime'
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Thanks for that, it was reassuring. I was convinced she was the one. But I think it was a case of the right person at the wrong time.
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    Howd you get to the chat room?

    thanks
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Oh well, she has moved out now and I think she's found someone else. She wont admit that though. Last night she said "I'm no longer attracted to you." Ha! I blame LL. When i was 24.5 stone she didnt have a problem. Now Ive lost weight this happens. I might sue LL for ruining my...
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Yes it changed the whole route of the conversation but by that time the damage had been done. We are spending a few days apart for her to think about what happened. And whether it really is the commital thing like she said. If it is then we will get back together and probably go ahead for...
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Yes I did tell her my plans. I've never seen a girl cry like that. I think she is still kicking herself today.
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Do you all wanna hear the latest? Ironically, she broke up with me last night. Her reason?????? I was not committed to having a future with her. And if it was up to me we'd drift along as boyfriend and girlfriend forever. Ironic eh.
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Well the girlie I'm talking about isn't very high maintainence so I'm not sure she would care.
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Well ive been looking at a 0.63 carat solitary diamond on a white gold ring. Does that sound nice?
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Hmmm the logistics is the main problem with the diving one. I can get around the not talking thing. A pritned tshirt with the question will suffice. And she doesnt have to scream. A nod or a shake of the head will do. And considering the moment I dont really think she'll care about the...
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Thanks ladies. I assure you there are some out there but they tend to be big fat guys who have to work at their personality to wooo girls, and come up with ideas like this. :)
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Also jsut had a BRILLIANT idea. Get a t-shirt printed up before hand with "Will you marry me?" on it and wear it under my other shirt. Then as I kneel down take off my shirt and reveal the question.
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    A thread for all you ladies

    haha Andy that is what has crossed my mind!!!!! She has always said though, buy a token ring in case it doesnt fit and then we will go pick a nice expensive one together. Which sounds fair enough. At least then she gets a ring she likes. I might get her one of those rings with a...
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Ah well sorry ladies im taken, you all had yer chance when i was morbidly obese. Now im just obese you've lost yer chances ;)
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    A thread for all you ladies

    This is awesome feedback girls. I defo think the underwater idea is best. I think I'll do it for sure. Do I take the old route of asking her dad beforehand?
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    A thread for all you ladies

    Right ladies, I have been goign out with my gf for a few years now and she would like to be proposed to and things have been going well recently and I have enough dosh to buy a ring that isnt an onion ring or made of tin foil. I have always had an idea of proposing to her in the snow under the...
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    A CDC in High Wycombe

    Good stuff thanks!
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    A CDC in High Wycombe

    Are there any CDC's here from High Wycombe? Got any space? I have lost 2.5 stone on LL but feel the group therapy is wasted as it is not as helpful as it could be. Anyway, I am moving to High Wycombe next week and I thought "New place, new diet." PM me.
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    My girlfriend and I are back on it

    Well after I come off due to money problems I stayed within 5 lbs of my LL weight for 2 months and then in the last 2 months ive put on 2 stone. NOT healthy hence why Im getting it back off.
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    NEWS: Announcement made at group about WATER CONSUMPTION

    IS it physically possible to do 10 litres in an hour?!?!?
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    My girlfriend and I are back on it

    Todays my first day back.
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    My girlfriend and I are back on it

    Yeh I have forgotten how much I hate drinking like a fish. Already been to the loo loads today.
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    My girlfriend and I are back on it

    I am trying my 2nd restart. But this time I have enlisted the help of my lovely girlfriend. We both lost lots on LL and ive put some back on. I went frm 24st11 to 20st4 back up to my current weight of 22st4. Now I dont know where it has gone as my belly has not noticeably got bigger and I...
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    When motivation wanes

    See now the end is no where near for me and thats why the motivation is gone. If I was only a stone or 2 away id give it a go.
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    When motivation wanes

    Is it because the hunger (excuse the pun) to lose weight has gone? I am alot happier now ive lost 4 stone but still have another 4 to go. But the hunger to lose has gone. What do I do to get it back?
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    You wont believe this but last night I

    Did I get you lot again?
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    You wont believe this but last night I

    sang.......... He's a knock off nigel, and he buys knock off DVDs
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    Water flavouring

    It wasnt but I can claim it was now for humourous effects?.
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    He's a

    Damn I hate boff jobs. I ain't a knockoff nigel......... I just like seeing us tv shows without the 6 month wait ;)
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    He's a

    Carol I believe a high five is in order (waves hand in hair) Also Ali..................... that was my intention. He's a knock off nigel................. And what does he buy?
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    He's a

    Yeh I thought id implant that song into all of your heads. All together now......... 1.......2...........3..........
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    He's a

    knock off Nigel, he's a knock of Nigel. A knock off Nigel buys knock off DVDs.............
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    I'm Back

    Ahhhh thanks it makes me feel so much better knowing somebody missed me. Pathetic I know.
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    Water flavouring

    I have noticed that 3 guys have agreed on it but no girls. Maybe its a guy thing? Or maybe we are just willing to admit something like this. the reason I called it a toot was to be polite. Words like rip, fart, explosion might not go down well with too many of the of the forum folk.
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    Water flavouring

    shhhhhhh Kellie it's a serious problem. I'm just lucky the office and the toilet are close otherwise id never get any work done. :(:(:( You're supposed to be sympathetic. I also suppose I've just blown my chances of impressing any ladies on here with my new figure in a few months time.
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    Water flavouring

    Having been off the diet I can now confirm without a question my mind that the water flavourings are bad............ I have never ever had rear tooting so bad. It buildsup so much so that I get a stomach ache. Then have to go to the toilets and let rip an enormous toot. Then im fine. But...
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    I just made myself some toast

    Why wear knickers? Thats what I tell my gf everyday.
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    I'm Back

    No I'm not buzzing. I learnt not to buzz as the comedown if you mess up is horrific and its a bad spiral. I am just............. determined. And I'm sure everyone could do with a bottle of that!!!
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    I'm Back

    Hello, For those of you who don't know/remember/want to remember............ I am Dave a 20-somethign student from Essex. I started LL back at the end of last year and lost around 3.5 stone. I then flittered into the abyss without a goodbye or LL party. And tbh I don't think anyone...
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    Tortoises !

    :( poor lil buggers.
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    Tortoises !

    Why do they die in hibernation?
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    TUESDAY Hour x Hour

    BL you go girl. Its wierd coz here non of the guys i work with notice but all the girls come up and comment. One of them even (on a work do) tried to pull me using my 4 stone lost as a chat up point. I just though guys were oblivious to these things. But it is apparent it is girls now too.
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    Annoying things

    Yeh that happened to me once and I told the guy to F88K off. He then realised that I was not one to tease with food.
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    Anyone know the EXACT science behind "The more you drink, the more you shrink?"

    12 wees I had yesterday 12.!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Annoying things

    Tange, I was going through the exact same thing. Have a look at my blog to see my situation. I have since delted it but this is what was put: I need to get a message across to my co-worker that the food he buys from the cafe everyday is making me homicidal. Any ideas that don’t involve...
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    Anyone know the EXACT science behind "The more you drink, the more you shrink?"

    Because I can only find opinions as to why more water helps you lose weight. Anyone help me with some hard evidence.
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    Why do my boobies feel different?????

    I think thats her way of saying shes a hoe.
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    TUESDAY Hour x Hour

    Yeh my kidneys hurt wehn i drink my water. Now that aint good!!!!
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    MONDAY hour by hour

    wow nearly 7 stone lost. It would be very itneresting to see your before and after photos!
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    MONDAY hour by hour

    Where is it you work BL?
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    MONDAY hour by hour

    Mines a tuesday one this week.
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    MONDAY hour by hour

    I ran to teh car shouting swears this morning. My coat was hooked nicely on its hanger at work leaving me open to the weather. And the driving rain certainly made me feel cold. And as we all know this diet makes you cold enough as it bloody is without being soaked through. Oh also hi...
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    Why do my boobies feel different?????

    Like ive always said. I have a cracking 6 pack under all this flab.
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    LighterLife - a diet designed for women.

    Yeh thats what im on about. I distance myself from Mikeys comments but the oiriginal direction that the diet is aimed at the women is true. My gf is also on the diet and the stuff they get and the treatment they get is on another level to the stuff the males get.
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    LighterLife - a diet designed for women.

    In all fairness it is aimed at women. Though i dont agree with most of Mikes comments, the diet is aimed at women. But then are most diets?
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    Friday - Hour By Hour!

    I'm gutted. I have my weigh in tonight and I checked this morning and I havent lost a lb this week. :(:(
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    THURSDAY Hour X Hour!!

    I think im turning a lil 'American Psycho'. Not good.
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    THURSDAY Hour X Hour!!

    Ladylite, I see nothing wrong with a girl wiggling her bum not matter her age. So long as its a nice bum, and by the sounds of it you have one.
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    THURSDAY Hour X Hour!!

    Hey Mandee is it sad that I am still gutted about Favre, and reading every little scrap of article that goes up on either ESPN, FOX or NFL.com?
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    THURSDAY Hour X Hour!!

    Well done Mandee. I on the otherhand havent done good. I havent put on but I havent lost more than a couple of lbs.
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    THURSDAY Hour X Hour!!

    Morning all. Well I weighed myself this morning and I havent lost a gram since last weeks weigh in. I was hoping my bad boy ways at the start of the week would have been eradicated by my god like ways. But unfortunately they only balance.
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    WEDS Hour X Hour

    Well my short term goal is to be 20 stone for sunday. I think i have roughly 6 lbs to lose. So I wont be able to complete that goal but I will be close. I reckon only 2 or 3 away. But my major goal is to be 18.5 stone by time April 19th comes around. Thats an average of 4.5 a week which...
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    WEDS Hour X Hour

    Well as bad as I know it is my scales are 2lb heavier than the LL ones. SO if i weight up say 20stone 2 at home I am 20 stone dead at LL.
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    WEDS Hour X Hour

    See I do have some wisdom in this food, sex and sport obsessed brain of mine.
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    WEDS Hour X Hour

    Long term goals are good so long as they are accompanied by short term goals. and in time those long term will become short term and so on.
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    WEDS Hour X Hour

    Admittedly Nicotene has done wonders the last few weeks. I can't watch cookery programmes they are like tourture. A bit like the MArsk and Sparks advert.
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    WEDS Hour X Hour

    Hahaha yeh sorry that ended up reading way too wrong. But I still stand by my comments. Though by vice women I don't mean ladys of the night.
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    WEDS Hour X Hour

    Yeh and my vices are women and kebab. " very wrong vices, and 2 that sometimes mix.
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    WEDS Hour X Hour

    Good morning good mooooorning (dont know the rest of the words but I know it goes) Good morning to you. I weighed myself today. I get my official WI on friday but sofar I have lost 2 lbs this week.
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    LESS WATER ON WEIGH IN DAY!!!

    I tend to benchmark 3 litres before my weigh in everytime.
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    Also BL I'm not just a fan, I played in the Uni allstar game in the UK, which is the equivelent of the Senior Bowl out in the states. Obvously being that I am on here I was no Randy Moss. MOre of a William Perry in fact.
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    To answer an earlier question the tight end is tight to the end of the line. The line is the fat guys in the middle who smash the crap out of each other. And the tight end is half lineman and half reciever (people who catch the ball). a bit of a middle man. Like a flanker in rugby. They can...
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    Thats a bit harsh. Considering its volunteer as well. I can totally understand the p!!sedoffness you are experiencing. ON another note eat the VIkings at first. That dirty word is almost as bad the 'Bears' word. Damn now I've gone and said them both. I better go pray to Lord Lombardi and...
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    Ladylite calm down. Please dont eat my jersey I only jsut fit back into it!!!! What AGm are you on about?
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    Yes finally I can be retro!!! To be honest if you have ever seen Lambeau Field on gameday, I think around 50 of the 70k people there will be classed as retro. I can't see them swapping the Favre jerseys for Rodgers Jerseys any time soon.
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    Oh also Mandee, the sad thing is I have been too fat to wear my Favre Jersey the last 3 years, I've had to smith it out with my KGB one. I dug out the Favre jersey on saturday after 4.5 stone lost and it finally fits. Kinda ironic I suppose.
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    Mandee you don't have to be from Wisc to be heart broken. theres a big Pack community in the UK and ive had countless texts claiming it is like a funeral. Even a couple of Bears fans have text me saying that they are relieved he has retired.
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    No I'm English but I enjoy the no nonsense violence of a good football game. Being a Raiders fan I'm you can back me up on how rugby just doesnt put in the hits as much.
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    Brett Favre, the greatest ever Quarterback. He hasnt missed a game in 17 years. And holds the NFL all time record for Touchdowns, games in a row, passes, pass attempts, wins, the list goes on. ESPN: The Worldwide Leader In Sports Theres the artcile. For the men, he has never missed a...
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    I'm gutted. My hero has just retired from sport. Fo those of you who care. The greatest quarterback to ever walk the earth has jsut retired, and he played for my team too :(
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    I just caved and had something. Nothing major but all the coolness I had build up today has been dashed. I feel used and dirty. I have done 4 ltires of water already today. But I now feel as though it has all been a waste.
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    See now mine was different. I still would have done everything I did even if i was skinny. for instance i ran a marathon at 23stone and even clibmed a mountain at 24 stone. But it was the self loathing that got me in the end.
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    Yeh maybe but it snowed here earlier and it is frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreezing outside :( I went out for a cheeky smoke before and nearly got frostbite.
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    London Meet, 7th - 8th March 2008 - Anyone Interested?

    No sorry not a saturday :(:( I was looking forward to meeting all these foxy girls too!
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    Those who've lost it all...your tummy...

    Well I have lost 4.5 stone in total and the majority of it has come off of my enormous belly. And the overhang is nearly gone, but the skin hasnt tightened up yet. Its not wrinkle central but if you touch it the skin isnt torte.
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    Had a double Milkshake and it has calmed the hunger.
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    This will be day 2/3 i think, i dont know. But ive heard it takes longer to get back in when you have been out.
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    Tuesday- Hour by Hour =]

    Well I never post ont he hour by hour thigns but I need the help. Since I cam back on last week Ive lsot 6.5 lbs but tis really showing now. the hugner is just as bad as it was when I very first started. :(:( And im cold. too cold. Im thinking of getting a tshirt n putting it on. In fact...
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    LEAP YEAR DAY Anyone brave enough to Propose

    My god id be mortified if that happened to me.
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    Last Person To Post Wins

    I win i win i win
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    Berkshire!?!?!?!

    Anyone interested in High Wycombe pm me.
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    LighterLife Men's Forum

    no I dont think he is 7ft 7 coz if he was his healthy weight would be like 130kg.
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    Can't believe nobody picked up on the pun in the title.
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    Why is it you have to take take the dogs out at 6am why not 8am~?
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    London Meet, 7th - 8th March 2008 - Anyone Interested?

    Is it decided that it is a saturday or friday?
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    Rasp/Cran Bars - are they new??

    Both the craberry and crispy peanut were changed the last couple of months. My LLC said they were trying out a new process for making them. But they proved so unpopular that they have now reverted back to their old ways. Which is a massive relief for me as I HATED the new ones.
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    Thats now done Mikey.
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    LighterLife Men's Forum

    (throws hand into the ring) im in!
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    Yeh but the girls also tend to have a firey streak to them with is adhering suprisingly.
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    Yeh she is my best friend and due to both being busy and just generally sliding doors situation when meeting neutral friends I hadnt seen her for 18 months. So it took a bit of getting used to each others new weights haha. But you are right I love welsh girls. Not too hot on welsh guys. The...
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    Id only be looking at the ponies the same way a tramp looks at jimmy choos.
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    Yeh I think so too dancing. How did the lil fella go for ladylite?
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    And ladylite Im not syaing if it was aimed at you (blush). But also I sooooo want Llanarth Crescendo from the follywood site. Looks an absolute darling.
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    well this can be the wobblers thread. If I admitted what ive had on my wobbles it would be enough to make my LLC cry.
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    I think one of the reasons why I'm more spurred on is coz my BF (best friend not boyfriend) is this sharp tounged girl from the valleys who will tell me if I am being stupid or will give me a kick up the backside if im being a whinger. So for her to say how great I was doing and how I am...
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    And ive just spotted a few who are older than that, that I'd have liked my friends mums to be.
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    As a side note. There are a few foxy ladies on here. Not going to mention any names but there are a few in their 30s and 40s who are looking great.
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    Back on track after a wobble to huge it was an earthquake ;)

    I haven't been on here recently as I didnt want to bore you with my tales of non abstinance. But I'm finally on track and glad to stop lurking here. I lost 6 lbs this week and now weigh in at my lightest ever and have a total loss of 3 stone 13 since I started dieting and exercising last...
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    Where do we all live?

    Yeh I work about a 5 min drive from there!!!!!!!!!
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    Where do we all live?

    Essex born and raise dbut working in Bucks
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    Berkshire!?!?!?!

    Now where is the question! Bear in mind we are all on it so a pub might not be a good idea with all this water we will be drinking.
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    Berkshire!?!?!?!

    Yeh wait til then. 1st March is good for me too.
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    Some more Cheezes!!!

    Lets get some votes in!
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    Some more Cheezes!!!

    Bucket Cat is not scared of walrus by Contortionist Cat Says Hai! by
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    LL/Ebay on Radio One

    yeh I agree with the comment above. I have often wasted paks on recipes. its just as well If all off the wagon sometimes and have them saved up.
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    What is the best pressie you had given

    That nice gazz. It reminds me of my rents. During the recession no matter how broke they got they always amde sure they had the sentimental rolexs they gave each other. They'd hide them when the baliffs came round hahaha. Anyways thanks to the person who gave me rep point for this thread.
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    Berkshire!?!?!?!

    Yeh pm me I work in that area.
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    Afternoon

    Not good Ali hence the random song singing. And I also Dance, but I have to be intoxicated which means I havent dance din a while :(
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    Afternoon

    in worn out shoooooooooooes
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    What is the best pressie you had given

    My gf though 23 loves Disney and I suprised her by taking her to Euro Disney. She had no clue. I think ehr face for 3 days was as though she won the lottery.
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    Afternoon

    I knew a man, Bo Jangles and he'd dance for you.........
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    Berkshire!?!?!?!

    Wherebouts in Bucks?
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    A confession

    Id wanna try a bit of soylent green.
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    Now please don't shout too much at me

    Hmm thats an idea. I find i do have to eat once a day.
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    Now please don't shout too much at me

    Thanks for the support folks and since I wrote that i have been good!
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    Now please don't shout too much at me

    I have had a bad couple of weeks, eating, drinking diet coke. Fallen off the rails a bit but not gone over the top. I weighed myself this morning to see that I have only put 1 lb on. Its as thought somebody wants me too suceed. I'm determined to have a good week this week. Get my water...
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    Not a nice subject im afraid

    Ming :( But I hope you get better.
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    A confession

    Well since I sawJamie say that i havent had one. Ive been sticking to the sadnwiches and cakes ahahaha
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    A confession

    Yeh well id rather mix the portugese girl and the kebab. that would nice. And I just reread that and amde me realise why im a fat guy that nobody should talk to.
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    A confession

    No maggots dont stop meas the place i go makes awesome ones. Plus the girl who serves them is some portugese hottie.
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    A confession

    Well during my lapses i dont eat chocolate or sweets or chips, I have a kebab. I feel drity jsut saying that but Im glad I have got it out.
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    A confession

    I dont know if I should be saying this. And I know you will all hate me for it and call me disgusting but.................................................... I crave Kebabs every minute of every day on this ****ing diet.
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    My very own Cheeseburger!!!

    Its ok it just means that its really 5/5 cheezes. I was thinking of doing another one tonight so watched this space!!
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    My very own Cheeseburger!!!

    12 votes at 4.5 cheezes :( It means somebody voted me a 1 :(:(
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    Competitions

    efs?????? no
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    My very own Cheeseburger!!!

    Thanks to the 9 people who gave me 5 cheezes
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    Pulse rate.....

    Yet again well done!!! Im well proud. Even though I have no idea who you are its always nice to see someone suprise the doctors and nurses.
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    Pulse rate.....

    Thats the best story ive read alllllllllll day. Im expecting the same sort of thign when I go to my gp. the nurse who took my pulse the last time I went said it was the lowest pulse she had seen in a man of my size. And i think tis coz i cycle and do squash alot.
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    what do i do if...

    hey if i could lick my willy i wouldnt be spending my time on ehre!!
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    WEDNESDAY "Lets do it hour by hour"

    Yeh twas a bit of a shock.
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    Competitions

    theres a site called loquax that i use. I have won a few times through that. Tends to be genuine companies too.
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    My very own Cheeseburger!!!

    Thanks too ali.
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    My very own Cheeseburger!!!

    5 cheezburgas??????? Wow. That makes my lolcat so happy.
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    WEDNESDAY "Lets do it hour by hour"

    I havent had a clean week since I began and im determined to make it so clean even a priest would consider using it to hide his shame.
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    what do i do if...

    Is it bad I wouldnt offer it to my cat? Despite the fact he spends most of the day licking his willy and bum?
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    My very own Cheeseburger!!!

    Hahaha its amazing how many ICHC (Ican haz cheeseburger) fans there are and how funny just simple pictures of cats can be. Vote for mine !!!! I put one on there before and it hasnt got ont he front page yet.
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    what do i do if...

    Get a straw and start sucking!!!!!!!!
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    Redemption of a Lemon Bar

    Well I know I was only one of a few who recommmended it but im feeling **** today so ill take all the credit and it makes me feel better.
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    My very own Cheeseburger!!!

    hahaha yeha its a very good way of cheering me up.
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    My very own Cheeseburger!!!

    Nom! by Dave
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    Me Again

    Thats what homer does in a recent simpsons episode.
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    Me Again

    Yeh sounds about right compared to what i have been reading. Still being in my early 20s (Mid 20s in just 5 days) and exercising regularly (squash 3 times a week) I hope I dont have too many probs.
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    Me Again

    Nice stuff folks. Dont get me wrong its not hanging off me but now ive shifted 3 stone its starting to lose its tightness, and considering ive got another 6 stone to go I just wanted to know. Do stomach crunches give the eprception of ski tightening even though its only actually the muscles...
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    Me Again

    Well after a good week last week ive had an indifferent one this week. Not been good as gold but I still think ive lost a lb or 2. Ill take it though as we had brithday celebrations at the weekend and I went a bit mental. Going to the gym helps the weight loss ive found. Also I have lost...
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    My unpublished novel

    ha now I have never had that one. I wouldnt know what area of journalism to focus on though, anyone got any ideas?
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    London Meet, 7th - 8th March 2008 - Anyone Interested?

    I will defo make an effort. Though will lots of people be allowed to sit there drinking pints of water?
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    London Meet, 7th - 8th March 2008 - Anyone Interested?

    cool. Well theres a good chance ill be there.
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    I am still here

    Yeh hopefully Rd hopefully :(
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    One in the eye.....

    :) yep normally me too.
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    I am still here

    Just had the shcok of my life. This morning I weighed in at 9 lbs yes 9lbs heavier than I was on tuesday night!!!!!!!!!!
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    Berkshire!?!?!?!

    No I dont work for vodafone. Whyd you ask?
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    London Meet, 7th - 8th March 2008 - Anyone Interested?

    So to repeat a further question. Do we have any ida of a date and time yet?
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    One in the eye.....

    N i thought this thread was going to be dirty by the title.
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    London Meet, 7th - 8th March 2008 - Anyone Interested?

    means you cant keep talking about how periods are now back and regular. I overheard it last night at my group and it kinda made me feel awkward as the guys dont talk about stuff like that.
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    London Meet, 7th - 8th March 2008 - Anyone Interested?

    :( its ok I understand if it's jsut a girls thing.
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    I am still here

    Yeh ive been told a stone for this month. At 3.5lbs a week im on track to stuff it to her.
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    Ahhh its a special thread. Its like our own little club!
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    London Meet, 7th - 8th March 2008 - Anyone Interested?

    How much of a boy am I??? Well I have a willy. I think that makes me a boy? Do I qualify?
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    I am still here

    3.5 lbs get in!!!!
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    Can Fat Teens Hunt? Tonight 9:00 BBC3

    Tell me tell me.
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    I am still here

    I also JUST got sent this one. As a man im not sure if it is appropriate for ladies but ill give it a go An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex Girl notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing. She says, "Scuse me mate, I ain't being funny or...
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    I read heat. Everytime it come sout I ready it. And everytime I find roy and Kel.
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    Oh and I read the Great Gatsby for fun.
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    Yeh should have. Especially seeing as I can recite shakespeare no problem.
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    Obviously high brow stuff. Lets try something more intelllegent............. My counsellor says no food But when we are out I'm not a fun dude I try n sneak a kebab From Nicolay the arab And it puts me in a good mood NOT for those who want to stick tot eh programme mind you.
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    Dave loves all the girls But his fat made them hurl He lost the chub Went into a club And gave his new figure a whirl
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    I like the limericks though There was a man called Dave P Who was sick of being a fatty He got irrate Lost loads of weight And now he can see his willy
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    Sorry BR I was distracted when writing that post. A poem you say: Here I sit my office Thinking about BR's dare My boss is starting to boo and hiss But I really dont care Shall I do this poem? Do it on a whim? Complain there's no other men On the LL board on Minimin?
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    I have a BSc in Computer Science. Have either of you had a butchers at the book in my signiture? It will give you an idea of the sort of writing I like. The sort where you get a lost style (boom boom) at the end of a chapter.
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    I wish i had done English at Uni. I love reading aloud and love watching peoples reactions when I hit a twist in the story. the reason I bring up Dyslexia is that tis not a barrier for me it's just people know I'm trying to be published and then see all these spelling errors and just think...
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    I am still here

    hahaha yes browsing at leizure. I have submitted a few in my time as we have a lovely kitten/junior and he gets himself into all sorts of poses. It is funny as hell though.
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    Sounds like we are both wishing for the same thing RD. I think it all boils down to how badly you want to be published. If you don't get disheartened you will keep churning out the stories and oen day you will get published. My first novel was a big learning curve and my second is moving alot...
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    My unpublished novel

    Well I have been writing since I was a kid. I took Alevels in English Literature. I also was editor of a small University magazine for 2 years as well. So I would class it as 'guided raw talent'.
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    I am still here

    There is one site (apart from this one) that cheers me up. It's this: Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures - I Can Has Cheezburger?
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    Book in the Works...

    Hi James where in Staffs are you?
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    My unpublished novel

    No news yet. I'm making another push with publishers and agents this week.
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    Can Fat Teens Hunt? Tonight 9:00 BBC3

    Just noticed this. Surely it has GOT to be a piss take. Thats probably the stupidest show ive ever heard!!
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    King Tut in London Nov 2007 !!

    My gf is an Egypt nut and we saw it all in cairo museum when we went on a school trip there (posh school) and it was awesome. but that was 10 years ago now.
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    London Meet, 7th - 8th March 2008 - Anyone Interested?

    Im a defo if you'll have a boy there :) 7th is good for me.
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    Berkshire!?!?!?!

    I work near there. Id be up for a meet.
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    Hi April only just noticed this msg. I have written an action/adventure novel in the same sorta vein as a Cussler/McNabb but VERY different. It's so hard to describe the book without making people think it's a trashy factory line Cussler. I am also in the process of writing a book about a...
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    CD locations.....

    Where can I find a list?
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    I am still here

    Thanks ladylite and Russian Doll. Dave is actuallty a fake name. I use a fake name coz I like to ***** about my counsellor so i don't get found out. There arent too many LL in Essex so I prob will get found out sooner or later. I used Dave as it is my fish's name. I have 3 goldfish of...
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    I am still here

    I have been down and struggling the last 2 weeks and really dont feel like blogging or posting. But I thought id let you all know im still here. I have a weigh in tongiht. I can already tell you i will have lost about 2 lbs. Not a great loss but a loss. I'm just going to go back to...
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    My Meeting With My LLC

    Im in the south west near Brentwood.
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    LL HQ have run out of cranberry and new peanut bars!!!

    Yeh mine had limited it to 3 bars of the nut and 3 of the cranberry. But seeing as you only get 7 bars any and I normally get 4-3. It wasnt too bad for me.
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    My Meeting With My LLC

    I knoow but I dont know any other places in Essex to go.
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    My Meeting With My LLC

    Well no it isnt having a bad effect on the group. I am the only one struggling. But then I am avergaing 3 lbs a week. Which isnt too shabby in my eyes.
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    My Meeting With My LLC

    For those of you who have followed my arduous journey you will know that I have had trouble with my counsellor. Well this morning I had a private weigh in and meeting with her. Before christmas she set me an unrealistic target to hit otherwise I will have to leave. I nearly hit it but...
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    Yet More Opinions

    Yes thats a good way of looking at it. I am not a bad customer im sure there will be other places who want me.
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    Yet More Opinions

    Thanks Mini, I am in awe of the photos on your signiture, they are super awesome. With regards to my counsellor, I am goign to go to the weigh in and basically say. "Here I am 7 lbs lighter 14 lbs, take me or leave me." IF she does leave me I think ill either go on another LL course at a...
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    Yet More Opinions

    She is well within her rights to turn away people. She doesnt have to accept the money and therfore the people. No she doesnt know me very well. Im in a large class of around 10 and i only see her for an hour a week so I dont think she does. She is trying to get me focused but putting...
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    Yet More Opinions

    My counsellor as you all know doesnt like me. I have only averaged.3.5 lbs a week on LL which in her eyes isnt good enough. She told me that she was unhappy with my progress and unless I lost alot of weight over christmas she was going to excuse me from the program. I went away for 3 weeks...
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    Counsellors In Berks/Bucks

    Where are you now then curvy lass?
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    Christmas Time

    I dont get it.
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    Christmas Time

    I totally agree. Though I disagree to an extent. My view on food has changed. I no longer walk by a Mcdonalds and pile through the door like a bull in Pamplona. I am infact revolted by the thought of fast food. my cravings now are for veg and fruit. The times I have fallen off the wagon...
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    Christmas Time

    Well my dillemma is that I can prob abstain until christmas day but then I will fall off the programme. So rather than disappoint myself I will take myself off it and then go back on it the following day.
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    Counsellors In Berks/Bucks

    Haha sneak in a bit of Bob Marley there ;)
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    Christmas Time

    Yes I think so too.
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    Counsellors In Berks/Bucks

    Sweet Zombie I looked at a map and thats right close to Gerrads Cross. How long you been going? How much you lost? Is she any good?
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    Christmas Time

    And now I feel a plonker as I am going to enjoy christmas dinner.
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    Christmas Time

    Who is and who isn't staying on it? I personally am not. I will be on the packs up until christmas day. Then im taking a 2 day break. Then I am going out on new years eve. Apart from that, I shall be on the packs.
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    Counsellors In Berks/Bucks

    Yeh tis. Shes not one for driving either. 5-10 miles probably would be ok. Are there any in the surrounding areas like Beconsfield, Maidenhead, Slough, Wycombe, Aylesbury?
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    Counsellors In Berks/Bucks

    Are there any good ones in a radius of gerrads cross? My girlfriends mum wants to try it but wants the inside scoop on whos good in that area.
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    The People In The LL Info Videos...........

    haha good luck. If they show you one tongiht look out for some hotties.
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    The People In The LL Info Videos...........

    hahaha yeah ignore the rest of our "changing bodies" haha saying that makes me souond like a sex ed teacher.
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    The People In The LL Info Videos...........

    "Quite a titter" hahahaha was that an intentional pun?
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    The People In The LL Info Videos...........

    Ah well now I know erika is in North London ill get on teh train................ joooooooooke! What do you mean by "what is it with men and long hair". Do you mean men like it on ladies? Or men like having long hair?
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    The People In The LL Info Videos...........

    Why yes, yes we are. And you are telling me women do not have instincts? If anything women are more fickle than men. Just becuase it isnt sexually orientated doesnt mean it can be fickle.
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    The People In The LL Info Videos...........

    Awesome. Whats a locum. I might have to switch my group :)
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    Smoking

    Yeh I think that must be it. Not that i smoke though.
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    The People In The LL Info Videos...........

    Damn. I mean great that theya re real people im sick of watching fake videos. But damn nobody knows who erika is. You all know the girl I mean though right?
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    The People In The LL Info Videos...........

    Are they real? We watched one last night and I SO WANNA GET THAT Erika's number. Wow!
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    Smoking

    Anyone else find that smoking helps the hunger pains?
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    oh my gosh

    I count my litres every day and I have found best way is to fill up 8 litres of bottles (1 5litre, 1 1.5litre) And sit them on my desk. I have a pint glass by me and i just keep pouring them in.
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    LL and Colonic Irrigation (Colonic Hydrotherapy)

    I had thought about it and if the price is right id defo do it.
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    Cool, what sorta author are you? Got any books on Amazon?
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    Dave's Diary

    New post on both my blogs.
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    Are there any.. American football fans, Wannabe Authors, Compers or OCders here?

    Take a look at the novel im slowly posting on my siberian heat blog.
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    Competitions

    I WON A HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!! Ive won a holiday with travelbag and a £1200 camera in the same competition. Awesome!!
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    My Beagle bums!

    I looooooooooove Beagles. I fell in love with them when I saw one a few months ago in the town centre. It was a tiny puppy and it was dragging this teenage girl behind it and all she kept saying was. "He's only 9 weeks old. Its the first time he's been out the house. Sorry, sorry, sorry."...
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    Tortoises !

    I love tortosies and Beagles. When I get my own house I want one of each. Though! Will they be compatible. I've read Beagles are friendly which is good, but also playful. Does that mean they might accidently hurt the tort?
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    Help

    Thanks folks you've cheered me up. I'm sitting near the office box of chocs and its looking very unappealing. Also chapter 1 is now up ;)
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    Help

    Hi Guys n Girls, Thanks for the support. I am back on the abstinence. I spoke to my other half last night about it. Well no that's a lie. Why do I try lying about it. I didn't speak to my other half. I told her I lost the weight (1lb) and that it had been a bad week. I kind of talked to...
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    My unpublished novel

    Thanks Scott. Basically I havent put any more up as I dont see the point...... until now. I have been rejected from shitloads of agents and publishing houses and nobody has given me any feeedback on the proglogue. So I wasn't going to bother. The page itself only gets around 4 hits a day...
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    Help

    I dont think any of you can help me but I have lost all motivation. I am barely having my packs. I am not cheating enormously. My stomach is still so small but im not doing the diet at the moment. I amd rinking a glass of diet coke a day. I had some minature heroes yesterday. I had some...
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    lighter life magazine

    My partner came home with one last week.
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    lighter life councellors

    I personally think the social taboo of money is a crock of ****. People are open and talk about swinging and serial killers and pedos. But yet they would never disclose their salary. It's pretty easy to work people salary out by going on one of these job search engines and looking at similar...
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    I know age shouldn't matter... but...

    Yeh i havent received a pm in weeks. Im so excited that I can sue another funciton on this site. Apart from that I am 5ft10. So not quite a ball of chub but not tall enough for it to disperse among my height.
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    Christmas Party Was Friday

    Good stuff. Just remember it will go to your head quicker.
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    I know age shouldn't matter... but...

    Hi Claire, I'll buddy with you if you want. I am also early 20s and weighed 24 stone on day 1. I am 6 weeks down the line at the moment but if you want a young'un to chat with about it all then pm me or something.
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    Christmas Party Was Friday

    Well peanut, if you could hold your drink before then you can hold it still. It affects you more as you arent used to it. But the bottom line is I didnt feel any different really. I wasn't violently ill or anything. I just got drunk a lil bit quicker than normal. Though I did have a bad...
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    Christmas Party Was Friday

    Disclaimer: Dave P does in no way condone the drinking of alcohol or eating of steak. Any attempt to do so will ruin that week and seriously piss off your counsellor. Dave accepts his actions and is prepared to take one for the team tomorrow at weighin.
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    Christmas Party Was Friday

    And I cheated like a nympho on her foreign based boyfriend. It was bad. I had a steak, and veg. then enough wine to kill a frenchman, and to top it off half a distillery of whiskey. Now im all fairness I was tanked before I could do any real damage BUT it has ruined this week and last...
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    Just looked at INSPIRATIONAL SLIDESHOW

    Whats inspirational slideshow?
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    This is going to sound soooo out of order

    I have a habit of doing stupid threads and cheering people up. Perhaps im in the wrong business?
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