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Awwww how sweet is this post!! Xx

Ha! No number 2 I can assure you....thats already been taken care of ;) I will always keep in touch Susie Sue xxxx mwaaaaaaa xxxx

Well my lovlies I have been back on Dukan for a few weeks and although last year it was amaikng and I lost 2 stone on it for my wedding it doesnt seem to be working post pregnancy for me :( I was on it a long time so I know the drill what to have and what not to have and havent cheated so I...

Ohhhh these too! Forgot how great Dukan food can be x

Forgot how amazing these were!!!! X

Aarons Yoda impression lol x

Haha hes actually already in a routine sleeps all day and night only waking for feeds i was like that as a baby so hope it lasts :) No he was an emergancy forceps after being induced early as he cripled me was on crutches last few weeks :( No breastfeeding for me even the weightloss didnt sell...

Thanks everyone! I know 9.25 but if left longer he was to be 11 lbs!! (Eyes water!) Once hes in a sleep pattern I can start catching up on the diaries and gossip! Xxx

Hi my wonderful ladies (for any that remembers me!!) Well the boy was finally dragged out by the hoofs 4 days early....a very big 9.25!!! It will be another good few weeks until I recover and go back kn Dukan fully but boy am I fed up of carbs lol Hope theres still some peeps that remember me...

Ohhhh fingers crossed!! They think I may be few weeks further on so may have him in 4 weeks......cant wait to meet the wee trouble maker!!! Im already starting ny dukan shopping list for when I can start again, but for now me and the boy are on our 5 a day!! Think i have found THE bag will put...

Helllo my beautiful ladies 10 weeks (give or take) till Im back with my buddies :) missed you loads and actually miss Dukan (weird I know ) lol Much lovage xxxx

Hes too good to me P x

I just had to share this cause I thought you would all appreciate it......its a few days early but look what hubby had made for my birthday!! I have been laughing all day! Made especially with the bump lol xx

She was like I thought you said you were 27 weeks I said I am and she said well hes the size of a 30 week old!!! Eeeeeeek!!!! X

Ladies....I present to you my wee chubster Aaron...

Yea Daddys been amazing looking after us both really well :) hes taken to it really quick hes a natural xx

Thanks Auntie Susan :) he is so cheeky but everytime they put the heart monitor on my belly he kicks lumps out of it u can actually see him trying to boot it off and we have a wee game every night he kicks me, I push him he kicks me until hes tired and goes to sleep lol he is currently head down...

I can tell you all his name is Aaron :) and hes a cheeky cheeky wee monkey already!!! Cant wait to see his wee face tomorrow! Well we already seen it because the cardiologist scan was so clear when checking his little heart we seen him smile! But that was weeks ago hes bigger now and its in...

Thanks ladies...I do feel blooming....blooming huge!! Im super excited about the scan I hope its clear and as good as other peoples I have seen :) I know how quick eh? But dragged in at the same time, cant believe I actually miss Dukan but thrn I also miss shaving my legs in less than 4 days and...

Hi all my beautiful ladies!!! Just popped on for a quick heelllooooooo still alive! Going for a 4d scan on Friday and finish up work in five weeks eeekkkkkk its almost real lol Ill pop baby boys 4d pic up on Friday, hope your all ok Much lovage as always xxxxxxx

Thanks ladies xxx

Trudy it was amazing the heart scan is so detailed we seen him yawn and smile and wriggle his toes lol Big weight off knowing he is healthy and happy in mummys tummy!! Mummy had a full spa day last week and a wardrobe tidy up so feeling bit better and looking less like a bag of washing lol xxx

Ive just had really bad morning noon and night sickness and on anti sickness tablets for 4 months but been off them 4 weeks now and getting there! The only concern was my younger sister died at 3 days old with a hireditory heart condition so any new baby in the family gets special hospital...

Hello my lovelies!!! Thought id jump on and show baby bum bum off to his danties.....yes his! He is 21 weeks today and after a long day of tests (long story) he is strong and fighting fit!!!! Xxxxx

Dont worry ill be showing off baby pierre lol xxx

Its sloooooowly calming down but not fully away yet :( I couldnt just disappear without a goodbye to my gals lol but illlllll be baaaaack :) xx

Oft im still dieting but just not dukan cant be a fat (er) mamma! See you on fb xxx

Thanks china x

Thanks susie sue xx

Thanks E I wont be back on again after tonight but I have you on fb x

To my beautiful mm friends. This is not the place for me anymore so I am bowing out now :) To a few you have became friends and you will still be able to catch up and have a gab by other avenues than here. The support on here from everyone was amazing and I wouldnt and couldnt have stuck to it...

Too much salt, sorry :( x

Haha xx

Ma mammy :( x

I dont care for this club at all, up until 4 months ago I was smart!! Bloody wean lol :)

P is more Mad Lizzie lol x

Just dumb lol

Omg i unsubscribed from my own thread lol just seen this!! Your welcome xxx

Aww thanks sara mwah xxx

Bumped it for you susan in the recipe section xx

Bumped for susan x Obv I made it without the naughties its delish xxx

Ofttt loooaaads of eggs about 24 a week! X

Aww glad you got them safely wonderful susan xx

Its kinda my fault....I made her peanut butter brownies :() x

Hahaha aw thats so funny!! That crazy bride is me indeed lol prob be on you tube somewhere!! I was going to print your picture onto a fake stamp hahaha you would have killed me. I like to liven up the post x

P.s I prev wtote C H R I S T not a swear for some reason it put in stars lol x

Hahaha ****** noway you have seen my bump im like man mountain!! Lol Enjoy your weekend well start again monday motning xxx

Your more than welcome hon did you see your name? Lol had to xx

The tabs will be easier to use should get them tomorrow xx

Bumpety bump wont like the travelling but ill go the next one and peanut can meet all its danties!! And polly the dodmother :p xx

Thanks Ellie x

All drugs will be posted tom afternoon lol xx

Thanks ladies xx

Well im going to the postie for zoe and polly anyway so ill pop yours to u as well lol x

I never touched it raw disgusting but would recommend the tablets x

If you feel left out Susan I just found a pack of bladderwrack tablets as well lol I feel like a dealer lol x

Wohoo PM me your address ill send them on Monday, these are unopened im sure as got a BOGOF. Shame to waste them but cant take them when with child lol xx

Also got full unopened bottle of green tea tablets anyone want them? H&B you can tell I have tried it all lol x

On route to you on Monday :) xxx

Ok to the first brave soul that shouts hell yea......I found a full bottle of the tablets (which I highly recommend instead of the drink yuk!!) That I can send you to try xx

Im not going to lie.......not really!! I used them for months but not consistently because of the sore throat and vile burps it creates lol I was on a week off a week till I stopped because its a weird sore throat like its burned hard to talk!! It may work if you persevered abd if you do your...

Be careful ladies this stuff is potent lol it gives you a sore throat after a few days because of the acid, i use the tablets from H&B instead but even then I always got a sore throat lol Used them for ages but stopped now :) xxx

Haha but I can physically slap her if she cheats lol lovingly of course :) But you wont need it you do great when your focussed xxx

She can, you have me to help xx

You will do it ill have a close eye on you in work! Plus im eating healthy but not Dukan, its not safe with all the eggs and we need some carbs to grow :) ill slap your hand if you slap mine lol ill be back on dukan bus at end of year xxx

Theres no way i can eat for two i can barely eat for one just now :) tonight was my first proper full meal and kept it down felt good :) x

You to honey xx

Well this big mamma will prob be sleeping at the bells all curled up with peanut so just in case.... HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL xxxxxc

We dont know what it is but im calling it him cause only a man could make me so ill lol....thats my theory lol

Everyone meet Peanut.....with his dads huge nose lol x

Thanks cpl, once i get rid of my kidney problem and threats of hospital hopefully I will enjoy it more! Feel like s weeble wobble just now!!! Xx

Ahh pollyanna you will soon shake that off!!! Chase william round the tree a few times lol Fat mamma is too scared to check....... :P xxx

im not very motherly.... yet lol just taking things as they come so ill be here a while yet until its out and I can do Dukan again!!!. pram and cot ordered thanks to both grannys lol shes got a point about the rooneys lol away for a wee nap now lol xxx

no way on this earth lol I dont like shopping or sales but this one caught my eye and im back at work tom till weekend and been told they finish stocking them then arghhhhh x

oft pram shopping today :) x

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Merry Christmas all my lovlies xxx

Merry christmas my Dukan Danties lots of love and hugs Jan and peanut xxxx

hey gorgeous thanks for my christmas card cheered me right up! xxx

awww happy wee thread! I got married currently pregnant My mum is finally settled after years of emotional turmoil which is lovely to see. I became a Godmother Came into a small bit of cash that cheered me up! Got to the lightest I had been since my teens!! been a big year xxx

thats the labour i want!!! x

bleugh why its called morning sickness is beyond me its all day!!!! x

when im not throwing up :( lol x

im still here pollyanna :) just lurking though x

that will be me its mum lol but yes you can be that dantie :) x

yea the wee bum was determind to be here :) who are we not to give it a chance x were not fussed to be honest as long as its healthy and grows up making loads of money so we go to good nursing homes :) haha feel better tellibg you all hated lying so thats why stayed away didnt want to kid on i...

im trying my hardest to enjoy it but its so hard being so sick and not be miserable! (ask eve she has to see my face tripping all day long!!) and i txt and phone her lol :) we not going to ask what it is just wait for the surprise which is strange as i am sooooo impatient usually! was funny...

I hope so susan was a complete shock as we never wanted kids lol xx

yey toast lol i need to set my alarm an hour before i get up take my tablet and martin brings me toast to eat lying down then i can get up an hour later lol the wee baby bum x

oft i can barely eat for one nevermind two lol but having smoothies so at least getting my five a day :) tablets have helped but still feel like a bag if poo lol! weighing myself every few days just to keep eye on weight im not dieting just not having rubbish xxx

ohh ill still be snooping on here!! once i stop being sick, just cant do dukan anymore :( but only put five pound on in 6 weeks not too shabby! xxx

well my lovelies the time has come to confess why i havent been on the dukan bus for 5 weeks or on here very much. not only getting married, then my honeymoon....I am actually 3 months pregnant :) I had my scan today and the wee cheeky monkey was dancing through it all! But everything looks...

few tabLe pics and a seating plan x

aw thanks slim im so happy its sickening :) x

sort of!! lol been sneaking about the past week :) x

thanks everyone xx

i nearly snorted my tea x

piccys x

good afternoon my bunch of lovely favourite people!! im baaaackkkkkkkk! i know i have been awol for nearly a month due to the wedding and honeymoon and no data :( but thought id jump on and say hello i have missed you :) and add a few pics for you too see. wedding was amazing a truly wonderful...

well my darlings I wont get a chance to come back on till after the wedding, so take care everyone I will see you all in a few weeks when I'm a married woman and show you all the pics! thanks for everyone's support over the past few months love and hugs xxxxxxx

Oh I know I can't take anymore think I'm being punished for the wedding plans being so smooth lol Dress is ok bit snug but have been assured I dont look like I've bungee jumped into it from a great height Haha Just going to make my macaroon at least I love doing that!! Xx

Thanks eve for keeping the girlies up to date x Sorry I've went awol but wedding plans and an infected wisdom tooth do not go hand in hand :( haven't been doing dukan at all as all I can eat is egg and ice cream lol It's not out enough to be pulled and the antibiotics to help I am allergic to...

My Paulines back yasssssssssss!! X

Just to say peeps I'm running low on data so won't be around for a few days plus mega sore throat so early nights for me :( catch up soon x

Oft prob need to report him missing! Spare bed is all made up x

I'm now feeling back to human again after about 12 gallons of water lol 3 weeks today to do it all again x

Well I'm not going to lie, I'm resting bits of my hen cake just now on the sofa wrapped in a blanket. Not a pretty sight x

You looked fab! Not a thing to worry about....I on the other hand resembled princess fiona far more than I cared for! X

Haha shuuuuuuuuuup! I introduce the beautiful eve......

I didn't put one up of you until I spoke to you first in case you didn't want me to :) I do have a lovely one of you and mandy :) x

No way on earth can u do kids shops hungover haha, starting to come to now x

I licked cream off him wohooo ....I also seen his bumhole booooo x

Offfft girls I feel so sick.....thank the milk was off in my cuppa tea again...... What a night soooooooooo funny was worried as about 15 people cancelled but had 18 so couldn't moan!! Few more pics although Susan will have seen more than she cared for! Susan jean is me....never upload when...

We did do a lot if dancing....gangham style!!! I'm knackered ! X

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It got worse lol x

I cant even spell sober :) excited much!! X

She's been in holibobs but I'll kick her tell her to come on x

Wohoooo I think you both should no doubt I'll be updating all night!!! X

You will be there.....on fb lol x

Haha after the week I've had I'm going to get sooooooooooo drunk!!! Sorry Dr D but I deserve it plus I wont eat cheat :) not sober anyway :) xxx

A wee skinny horse with a big bladder ;) x

It's true....Susan does 3 pound pees lol x

Oh yes it is!! I'm now only going to things for people who come to mine :) x

My face has broke out I'm looking more and more like her everyday!!! Another two pulled out today :( going to be just me at this rate!!! And eve lol x

They went straight to the top and he phoned me today! It was all a massive muck up people may get sacked lol plus now fretting work done free of charge (as a home owner I usually pay half) woop woop I know puts cane round so fast! Can't wait to wear costume!! X

Thanks guys! I shall be sleeping tonight my three councillors sorted it! :) x

Ive had to involve my two local councillors about this scaffolding and the council as no one is helping me :( I wrote a three page letter of complaint and they both phoned me today!! My face has all broke out with stress and I'm all harassed. Xxx

Aaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

You are both more than welcome my honey pies and wedding reception :) xxx

Hen night on Friday CANNOT wait!!! X

Sts for second week :( still 5 to go for wedding tw fingers crossed x

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr out arguing with workmen this morning....they came to remove scaffolding......only to put it up next door!!! Was explaining it was a mistake no work us to be done they refused to take it down as their boss told them to keep going and one was so cheeky to me I told him to eff off...

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They look so great I'm well proud of myself lol x

Just made personalized wine labels for wedding ...I am officially cheered up :) x

Awww thanks hon, I'm still raging, I have never suffered so much fear as the fear that my wee home was going to be broken into :( no one knew anything or could help was told to dismantle it myself and sell it by police and council!! It's not fair I was put through all that because they are dumb...

Haha sorry didn't read it right

Oohhhh tell me the situ I'll get you free seats :)

Ohhhhhhhh you wait!!! I'm already on my second page!! I am infamous at strongly worded letters x

I'm so angry after 2 days if phone calls to the council, health and safety, the police, 2 sleepless worried night's a day off work and a massive phone bill.....the council have finally owned up saying ooops it was them responding to an emergency job that was called in....... by us......IN...

I did think that but I called all local scaffolders, the council no one has any jobs on my street :( and it's not been put up properly thrown up by 3 young men my postie said one was nervous kept dropping stuff and was shouted at. GOOD!! Wee scallywags! They have tom to make an appearance and...

Lol x

I know trudy they say no crime has yet been committed ....erm trespassing is a crime! Neighbours are gob smacked they thought we were having our roof done and so never thought to question them. In fairness our chimney got removed in Jan so can't blame them for not thinking anything of it. Police...

I was today but hubbys here now I just keep looking at it and want to cry! Got times for peeps to swing by tom make sure house is ok x

Not yet need to arrange someone to come take it down feel like I'm in a cage x

I'm a nervous lump had to leave work today so house wasn't empty and trying to arrange family to come tom while I'm at work :( don't know what's going on x

God knows Susan I'm a wreck :( been on phone all day police advised to have it taken down on grounds of trespassing and abandonment apparently it was 3 young boys in a private van x

Had to make an emergency dash home....scaffolding has appeared on my house leading to sky light...I own but downstairs doesn't so I called council and they no nothing about it. Neighbours know nothing about it.... called police advised they can't do anything as only trespassing!!! Wtf please...

Why of course!! Although I'm more shrek than princess fiona ;) x

Yukety yuk on the bread!!!! Lol not fused about costs as long as I'm full and unit cheating!! I don't eat fish but defo eat the rest Haha I will be there 19th Nov till 22nd staying at alba opera supposed to be lovely....is it? Do you know it? Knew you wouldn't be far away to help me if I...

Costume bought for hen night!!!!

Oh it was!!!! Love hells bells best acdc tribute band going go twice a year to see them :) x

I'm going to Paris for my honeymoon, can you advise on Parisian fat free yogurt or suggest anything else to keep me on the straight and narrow?? Thanks xx

It's on the live chats as allowed?? I've always used them with losses suppose one to try and keep eyes on as sts x

I need it p!! Jack and diet coke make it snappy lol x

I'm away to get honking :)

Parsnips are ok x

My friends in Canada posted our flight and hotel confirmations today for our honeymoon in Paris! Excited! X

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Selfish selfish leaving me to make my own bread :( enjoy see you in a week x

I'm not sure I'm of any use lol I have the cold but have no appetite just had a skinny latte for lunch :(

Nom nom nom going to try :) x

Hi collette just popping by to say hello lovely your doing great!! Xx

Wohooooo go you xxx

You need to take the girlies into marks and Spencer's and have a stern word with them!!! X

I'm excited for you all! x

Oh no my girlies will never disappear!!!! They were just tucked in for the night lol and perv away your only human ;) Haha x

Wohooooo go you skinny lady!!! I'm just ploughing on see where the wind (or hurricane needed) will blow me lol x

I'm trying Sara I'm defo trying!! X

Hi lular , it's just as the other girlies suggest however when I done attack ham lean or not was not allowed and packed meats are dukan dangerous they are packed with loads of hidden nasties :) try without them for a few days see how you go. Good luck x

I really am lol x

I'm hoping these last five pounds will be easy to shake, oh is like omg you might even loose more by then but I'm not getting my hopes up if I loose the five I'll be happy if more then it's a bonus! After wedding I'll only have 1.5 stone to actual target weight! In the words if lena martel...

Hiya, decided I cant listen to jannies (see what I did there!) Song without welling up so to walk down the aisle I'm having billy idol white wedding lol and book of love for first dance as the words mean a lot to us. He read to me when I was in hospital, and sings to me to make me laugh when I'm...

Thanks girlies :) I'm uber happy xxx

Two down five from wedding target :) x

Two pound down (happy dance!!) Five away from wedding target :) xx

Will I managed to have no cakes or chocolate but it was hard going!!! :( weigh in better be worth it tomorrow xx

Awwwwwwww (blushes) thanks guys x

It's a chewy sweet that's the shape of pinballs!! I've never had them but eve US addicted to them x

Aw thanks Polly ...even though I'm upside down in one lol x

Here they are x

Hey everyone.... finally found my apparently 'fat' put but I think I still look the same...!!! Watcha all think? X

I'm trying to but the cake and chocolates look soooooooooo good.....I'm away to make lemon curd try tide me over x

OHhhhhhhhh I'm having the family up for my mum's birthday making dinner bought a cracking cake.......I WANT A BIT OF CAKE!!!!!!! don't feel very strong today :( x

Just went to the pics to see taken two was impressed! Love a good action film and liam neesom :) good wee night aaaaand a grilled steak with salad at little frankIes :) x

Is it normal to cry or nearly cry at the smallest things this close to a wedding? I mean it's happy tears my eyes keep welling up when I think about it or hear a song that makes me smile???!!! Think Im going mad x

Pinballs for dinner.....

I know I am so honoured!! But do you really need to book them into kennels for the night it's a bit harsh :) lol And your coming to the hen night! I truly am honoured and grateful x

She is terrible Polly I'm verging on phoning the polis on her! 5 nights out in one whole year? disgraceful I couldn't look her I the eye after I counted them all up :) I don't fancy travelling on my own :( but thank you sweetness for the offer xxx

Son of a bee sting!!!! Rage.com bought 2 packs of what I thought was cooked chicken to rustle up for lunch and had one today.......clearly didn't have my glasses on as it's actually honey and sugar roasted turkey slices!!! Wtf ! Been soooooooooo good and really peed off now.....what you think...

I'm the same missed a few lunches cause I can't be bothered/not hungry which makes me ready for dinner. Last week a few times I only had a yog I know it's not good to not eat so I do make sure I've always had brekkie and dinner. But it's good cause no cravings have kicked in for rubbish yet :)...

I make everything rude!! Can't help it lol x

Ohhhhhhhhh I would never knock back an invite to your bed :) lol I'll speak to evelano and get back asap :) xx

Hey gorgeous I know we are gabbing on my diary but fingers and toes and bingo wings crossed for you with the baby plans :) much love xxx

Well you know you will be welcomed 'home' with open arms!! We've missed you! Plus you know it's right ;) xxx

There sneaky little ******* they hide!! X

Enough of this chat lady Jane your gorge! Although you did make me laugh as always!! I'm ok three weeks till hen night and six weeks till I become Mrs Jan princess consuela banana hammock!! Excited! Wish was 4 stone lighter but hey ho he loved me 2.5 stone heavier! Hes grand no nerves yet but I...

Phew not just me being weird! Must be a woman thing was trying to explain to hubby to be and he was like 'eh? Holding your tummy in what?' x

That they don't need to hold their tummy in anymore?? Cant just be me! Noticed today for the first time in donkeys I was stoating about without 'breathing in' I was horrified until I looked In the mirror and what I was holding in isn't there anymore! I'm still fat dont get me wrong lol but not...

Shut it p she's my work bestie lol :p How you doing anyway gorgeous?? Xxx

Wohooo you to x

Well done!! Well proud! Step away from the pitfalls.... No your right your face doesn't lie lol I'll bring a change in case I look like I've painted them on haha I'll bring more jam in as well as long as you bring your bread....hmmmmmmm yum!! X

Nope :( can't accept the forms and birth lines until the 15th Oct but said can post them through the door at night for them to process......getting fed up now but ho hum. They going to view the reception next week so should be approved hopefully within next two weeks. Still 1 pound down...

Wee day off today to hand wedding bands in, already hung a washing been to tesco and butchers :) off I go x

Haha it keeps for about 4 days but you made me laugh :) asda sell it in their dry fruit section wee tiny bags x

The packs I buy have about three :/ ooh and maybe add bit more water as it conje als x

Never thought I'd moan about being full!!! X

It was defo dukan but eyes were bigger than belly tummy aches x

I've ate too much :(

Thanks love x

Hey ladies I've stuck a jam recipe on the board's delish xxx

I love eating!!!! X

Well done! X

For slim x

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You should also try the chicken nuggets and parsnip chips they on there too Hmmmmmm Slim I have pulled you through 6 or so recipes to the top to try on the thread xx

It's delish!! Also just made jam and popped it on the recipe thread x

Put a pack of goji berry in a pan and cover slightly with boiled water for 30 mins. Add tablespoon of lemon juice Tablespoon of sweetener 2 tablespoon of strawberry jelly granuels Boil until mushed and place in a glass jar in the fridge for 4 days. As always you can adjust to taste. Yummy on...

By the way lol x

I still have my muffins :) everyday him btw the salt and pepper chicken is also amazing with shredded beef hmmmnmmmmm x

Ohhhhhhh lordy I can confirm this is just as amazing with shredded beef!!! Yuuuummmmmm x

I'm miles from skinny lol I find no tolerated items helps the loss more x

Thanks x

Only 7 pound left if my wedding target!!!!! X

Well it's official...... 3 pound off!!!! X

3 pound off x

Its a great feeling when you reach that stage of saying no! Well done x

Thanks Anne x

Me too but I cry evertime I hear it Haha x

I second the msg I have an intolerance to it makes me feel I'm having a heart attack the pain in my chest and tummy is so severe :( x

Me you and mandy lunch tom x

Ok wedding song choice- peter Gabriel the book of love or john Denver Annie's song?? X

Took long enough lol x

Bout time you realised gorgeous girl!! My fiance says the same says I wear Jan tinted glasses Haha Thanks for your comments I hope I look as beautiful as you all think I will :) We both into rock music so family not surprised at all wedding is black and white with a surprise customized cake...

Thanks Mrs :) I know the exact day if wedding lol couldn't believe it lol All plans are now sorted just counting the days down :) xx

Trudy I brought it to the front of the threads for you last night x

For the first time I looked the mirror and seen the 2.5 stone I've lost all in :) haooy :) x

I don't like them I used fresh chillies x

Then I suggest you try the salt and pepper chicken......such a drouth after it I have drank 3 pints of water.... lol

You will be addicted x

I try my best :) x

Hi slim it's in the recipe thread I have brought it to the top for you to find it :) you will looooooooooove it :) x

For slim x

For trudy xxx