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19 Reasons why chocolate is better then sex :D

Blonde Logic

Yes. You can.
S: 258lb C: 228lb G: 168lb BMI: 35.7 Loss: 30lb(11.63%)
#1
Got this in my inbox today! Made me giggle!! :)

19. You can GET chocolate.
>>
>> 18. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
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>> 17. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
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>> 16. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
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>> 15. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
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>> 14. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
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>> 13. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
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>> 12. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
>> called nasty names.
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>> 11. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
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>> 10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
>> working hours without upsetting your work mates.
>>
>> 9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
>> slapped.
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>> 8. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
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>> 7. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
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>> 6. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
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>> 5. Good chocolate is easy to find.
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>> 4. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
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>> 3. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
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>> 2. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
>>
>> 1. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
 
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x-Katie-x

Gold Member
S: 17st7lb C: 11st6lb G: 9st0lb BMI: 29.6 Loss: 6st1lb(34.69%)
#4
Love that one BL, made me smile --- specially ....
18. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
.... after other posts we've had :)
 

x-Katie-x

Gold Member
S: 17st7lb C: 11st6lb G: 9st0lb BMI: 29.6 Loss: 6st1lb(34.69%)
#8
:rotflmao: True Tange --- rather get both though :D
 


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