19 Reasons why chocolate is better then sex :D

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  1. Blonde Logic

    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    Got this in my inbox today! Made me giggle!! :)

    19. You can GET chocolate.
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    >> 18. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
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    >> 17. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
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    >> 16. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
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    >> 15. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
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    >> 14. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
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    >> 13. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
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    >> 12. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
    >> called nasty names.
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    >> 11. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
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    >> 10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
    >> working hours without upsetting your work mates.
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    >> 9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
    >> slapped.
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    >> 8. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
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    >> 7. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
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    >> 6. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
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    >> 5. Good chocolate is easy to find.
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    >> 4. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
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    >> 3. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
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    >> 2. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
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    >> 1. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
     
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    that's brilliant... I'm still chuckling :D;)
     
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    Love that one BL, made me smile --- specially ....
    .... after other posts we've had :)
     
  6. Blonde Logic

    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    hehehe, yeah, I chuckled at that one too Katie! :D
     
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    Tange Silver Member

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    My favourite is:

    You can GET chocolate.:D
     
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    Nice one BL, hilarious, :) :)
     
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    :rotflmao: True Tange --- rather get both though :D
     
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    hehe that was fab! plus mmmmmm chocolate!!!
     
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    Mmmm are you thinking what I am thinking........chocolate body paint :D
     
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