A Joke for the Ladies

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  1. julie19

    julie19 Silver Member

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    A friend has just sent me the following joke - hope you enjoy it


    One for the girls:

    A woman in her thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.

    Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 1 8-year-old.'

    The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 42-year old arse?'

    'Your name never came up,' dear she replied
     
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    That's a good one
     
  4. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    thats brilliant i will send it to my mum and mother in law. x
     
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    hahahahhhhahahahhahhahhahahahha!!
     
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    love it,
     
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    Another joke for the ladies

    A woman's husband comes home . he's all excited and says to his wife ,
    I've got these new condoms called olympic .
    they come in gold , silver and bronze ,
    which one would you like to start off with , he says in a sexy manner .
    the wife replies , the gold ones so i can come first for a change !!!
     
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    Brilliant!! pmsl at them both !!!! x
     
  9. *gold.emerald*

    *gold.emerald* dancing queen ;)

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    hehehe...lol
     
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    :girlpower:He He HE :roofles:
    Very good, keep them coming
     
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    Janiebaby - I like that one - that gave me a giggle!

    Thanks
     
  12. judimac

    judimac Mad old Bat with Attitude

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    That made me LOL after a lousey day at work! THANKYOU SO MUCH!
     
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    weemo Trying again!!!

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    Both very funny ~ class!
     
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    Glad to be of service xxx:D
     
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