A Joke for the Ladies

Discussion in 'Slimming World' started by julie19, 30 April 2009.

  1. julie19

    julie19 Well-Known Member

    A friend has just sent me the following joke - hope you enjoy it

    One for the girls:

    A woman in her thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.

    Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 1 8-year-old.'

    The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 42-year old arse?'

    'Your name never came up,' dear she replied
  2. janiebaby

    janiebaby Well-Known Member

    That's a good one
  3. tara40

    tara40 Loves Jensen Ackles

    thats brilliant i will send it to my mum and mother in law. x
  4. Cherryade

    Cherryade Well-Known Member

  5. tryer

    tryer Well-Known Member

    love it,
  6. janiebaby

    janiebaby Well-Known Member

    Another joke for the ladies

    A woman's husband comes home . he's all excited and says to his wife ,
    I've got these new condoms called olympic .
    they come in gold , silver and bronze ,
    which one would you like to start off with , he says in a sexy manner .
    the wife replies , the gold ones so i can come first for a change !!!
  7. rach3

    rach3 Well-Known Member

    Brilliant!! pmsl at them both !!!! x
  8. *gold.emerald*

    *gold.emerald* dancing queen ;)

  9. skiddykat

    skiddykat Well-Known Member

    :girlpower:He He HE :roofles:
    Very good, keep them coming
  10. julie19

    julie19 Well-Known Member

    Janiebaby - I like that one - that gave me a giggle!

  11. judimac

    judimac Mad old Bat with Attitude

    That made me LOL after a lousey day at work! THANKYOU SO MUCH!
  12. weemo

    weemo Trying again!!!

    Both very funny ~ class!
  13. janiebaby

    janiebaby Well-Known Member

    Glad to be of service xxx:D

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