A LAUGH FOR THURSDAY....

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  1. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit.

    However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights.

    She thought to herself, "Uh-oh, what have I done now? I'm not speeding. I'm not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!"

    So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it.

    A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf.

    The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back.

    "I know. I'm here to tell you that your horn is stuck"........
     
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  3. Julianne_julz

    Julianne_julz Bears dont dig on dancin'

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    Lol that made me chuckle xx
     
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    jacqui35 Silver Member

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    lolol that made me chuckle, thanks hun feeling better now xxxx
     
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    Sulleyp The Minis Bad Boy

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    haha I was sitting ehre thinking..... car aint MOTed.
     
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    klare A Girls Got 2 Do ...

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    lol i liked that one.. its now doing the 'text rounds' :-D thankyou
     
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    *gold.emerald* dancing queen ;)

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    sweet
     
  8. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    My pleasure folks, glad you enjoyed it.
     
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