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A silly SW poem (I'm in a daft mood)

Sticky

I will succeed!!!
S: 13st3lb C: 12st8.5lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 29.4 Loss: 0st8.5lb(4.59%)
#1
Once upon a time there was a girl,
(Her name, let's say, was Princess Pearl),
Who liked her bread, cakes and sweets,
(In fact most things were her 'favourite' treats!).

Despite all this Pearl was always able,
To wear her trim size 10s to the table.
Until one day, alas she realised,
She'd gone and had one too many pies!

Her best ball gowns were suddenly tight,
Her bingo wings gave her such a fright.
As she looked on in fear at her muffin-top,
She vowed the eating would have to stop.

"How can I shift this belly!?"
She cried and stomped and shook like jelly.
There was only one way Pearl saw,
And that was to sew up her jaw!

But a flash of light made Pearl yelp,
(But it was only her fairy godmother there to help).
"Pearl my dear do not fret,
For there is a solution you've not seen yet".

"Go to Slimming World right now,
Lose some weight and take a bow"
So off Pearl went to join the club,
And found it much more fun than beers down the pub.

In no time at all Pearl was back in her gowns,
Her face now free from her old sad frowns.
Enjoying her syns, HEs and superspeed foods,
Pearl was certainly in a good mood.

So the moral of the story is simple to see,
Slimming World is worth the fee!
 
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Lady Mhoram

Full Member
S: 10st10lb C: 9st9lb G: 8st8lb BMI: 23.9 Loss: 1st1lb(10%)
#4
LOL. Did you write that? If so I'm impressed :)
 

Sticky

I will succeed!!!
S: 13st3lb C: 12st8.5lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 29.4 Loss: 0st8.5lb(4.59%)
#5

Scarlet Daisy

Hungry For Life
S: 15st0lb C: 10st8lb G: 10st8lb BMI: 23.2 Loss: 4st6lb(29.52%)
#7
Plus she'd joined MiniMins online,
Which had helped when she needed to whine,
Now her pictures are an inspiration,
And she's got a five star reputation!
 

victorial85

A moaning old boot!!!!
S: 16st9lb C: 12st7lb G: 12st0lb BMI: 26.6 Loss: 4st2lb(24.89%)
#8
Haha, brilliant!!!
 

Sticky

I will succeed!!!
S: 13st3lb C: 12st8.5lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 29.4 Loss: 0st8.5lb(4.59%)
#9
Plus she'd joined MiniMins online,
Which had helped when she needed to whine,
Now her pictures are an inspiration,
And she's got a five star reputation!
HAHA!!!!

Thanks for the nice comments, glad I made you smile :) xxx
 


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