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AHOY MATEYS!!! Its National Talk Like a Pirate Day!

S: 258lb C: 228lb G: 168lb BMI: 35.7 Loss: 30lb(11.63%)
S: 12st6lb C: 10st8lb G: 9st7lb BMI: 28 Loss: 1st12lb(14.94%)
avast me hearties!

have just translated my facebook page into pirate english for the day to celebrate!
OK crap joke number 2......

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they get stuck at 'C'!

daisy x


Gotta Make A Change
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty!


Playing the Angel
S: 14st3lb C: 8st7lb G: 9st2lb BMI: 20.4 Loss: 5st10lb(40.2%)
Lol indeedy matey

Am so proud of myself for going to a whiskey tasting and not tasting any whiskey!!!!! No alcohol has passed muh lipzaaaaaarghhhhhhhhh!!

Why arn't there any painkillers on pirate ships?

Because the parrots eat em all (paraceatamol) harrrrrrrrrrrr haaaaaaarrrrrr


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