AHOY MATEYS!!! Its National Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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  1. Blonde Logic

    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    So, to celebrate, I will kick off with a joke:

    Q: Why are pirates pirates??

    A: Because they yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

    :D


    If all pirates were like Jack Sparrow, I'd be buying my a ship and dro anchor and just wait. :D :D :D

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    avast me hearties!

    have just translated my facebook page into pirate english for the day to celebrate!
    OK crap joke number 2......

    Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

    Because they get stuck at 'C'!

    daisy x
     
  4. Blonde Logic

    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    SHiver me timbers lassy! I be translated on F/B already!

    Good buccanneers are we~! :D
     
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    kenshin112 Gotta Make A Change

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    What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

    A sunken chest with no booty!
     
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    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    lol

    What does a pirate call his friends in the military?
    "Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!!
     
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    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggh!!! lol great thread mateys

    Jez
    xx
     
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    PS: loving your new outfit BL

    Jez
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    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    Arrrrrr, is a good day for us swashbuckler me fellow swabee. :D
     
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    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    Arrrrr, thank ye lassy :D
     
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    How does a pirate get his mast up?

    He uses his wench!!!

    Jezarrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh
    XX
     
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    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    What does a pirate call his military friends


    Arrrrrrrr me, maties :D
     
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    What brand of clothes do pirates wear?

    Arrrrrrrrghmarni!!!

    Jez (yoho ho and a bottle of rum)
    xx
     
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    Not till week 5!!! :whoopass: :D ;)
     
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    Lol indeedy matey

    Am so proud of myself for going to a whiskey tasting and not tasting any whiskey!!!!! No alcohol has passed muh lipzaaaaaarghhhhhhhhh!!

    Why arn't there any painkillers on pirate ships?

    Because the parrots eat em all (paraceatamol) harrrrrrrrrrrr haaaaaaarrrrrr

    Jez
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