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Alternative Lyrics to Rockstar by Nickleback??

S: 12st4lb C: 10st7lb G: 9st0lb BMI: 29.7 Loss: 1st11lb(14.53%)
#1
Just thought I'd put these in here - I spent a bit of time last night tweaking the lyrics slightly (;))


Size 10

I'm thru with being ignored
Or called insulting names
It's like I've turned invisible
Since I gained all this weight
My body hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new bra
That doesn't dig in my ribs
And panties that don't get lost in my skin
And a king sized bed big enough
For ten plus me!!!

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a walk in wardrobe with lots of room in it
Gonna spend my cash
And buy 97 pairs of shoes

I want a new Porsche Cayman with 19 inch rims
A Veilside Body Kit and tv screens
A personalised numberplate with 'Mrs Depp'
Is fine for me

I'm gonna trade this body for a smaller size
Go on the pull with Lacey
And chat up all the guys

'Cause we all just wanna wear size 10 jeans
And have a wardrobe of clothes that's burstin' at the seams
These diets ain't easy and they just ain't cheap
We'll all get skinny if we just don't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
With our Minimins friends we'll look like movie stars
Every good Sole Sourcer's gonna lose some hair
But we'll take that risk
Because we really don't care

Hey hey I wanna be a size 10
Hey hey I wanna be a size 10

I wanna look like Kylie but without the surgery
Wear those golden hotpants and act real flirty
Have a couple of dances
And get my drinks for free

I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Kate Moss mansion
Gonna date a male model that loves to
Spend his time with me

I'm gonna trade this body for a smaller size
Go on the pull with Lacey
And chat up all the guys


'Cause we all just wanna wear size 10 jeans
And have a wardrobe of clothes that's burstin' at the seams
These diets ain't easy and they just ain't cheap
We'll all get skinny if we just don't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
With our Minimins friends we'll look like movie stars
Every good Sole Sourcer's gonna lose some hair
But we'll take that risk
Because we really don't care
And we'll hide out in the Diary Threads
Read the latest daily news or Introduction thread
Might even read the Blogs
And read of dieting trials
Everybody's got a CDC on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a size 10

I'm gonna lose this weight
Because I know I oughta
Gonna mix my shakes
And drink 4 litres of water

When they ask why I don't eat
I'll say because I can't

I'll take a monthly photo for the gallery
And smile when they all say
I don't look like me

I'm gonna trade this body for a smaller size
Go on the pull with Lacey
And chat up all the guys


'Cause we all just wanna wear size 10 jeans
And have a wardrobe of clothes that's burstin' at the seams
These diets ain't easy and they just ain't cheap
We'll all get skinny if we just don't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
With our Minimins friends we'll look like movie stars
Every good Sole Sourcer's gonna lose some hair
But we'll take that risk
Because we really don't care

Hey hey I wanna be a size 10....
 
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BIG BIRDY

Silver Member
S: 13st5lb C: 13st5lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 31.1 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#7
Absolutely brilliant! Great one!
 
#9
lol thats fab!!
really gave me a chuckle :)
 

hollycat

To infinity and beyond!
S: 23st7lb C: 15st13.5lb G: 14st7lb BMI: 32.1 Loss: 7st7.5lb(32.07%)
#11
Very clever. Did it take you long to do.

Love the original song and the video :D
 

Mich

Taking Back Control...!!!
#13
Mrs D.... I only just found this.... It is so cool and how clever are you....wow that is talent I'd never ever in a million years be able to come up with that..... :D:D

Fav song in our house at the mo - just got the ringtone for my phone today! Goes well with my message tone which is Peter Kay shouting...

'it's spitting, everbody in its spitting, it's SPITTING!!!!'....lol
 
S: 17st7lb C: 11st6lb G: 9st0lb BMI: 29.6 Loss: 6st1lb(34.69%)
#15
LOL I should sing this on the at least 30 times a day I hear this record being played - my youngest lad has forever got it on.

Absolutely brilliant lyrics you've come up with :D
 

vj

Regular Member
S: 14st0lb C: 12st11lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 30.7 Loss: 1st3lb(8.67%)
#17
Every good Sole Sourcer's gonna lose some hair
But we'll take that risk
Because we really don't care


Definately my fave lines, hair loss is scary when it happens but at least it grows back! You're right, we don't care, loads of quick fixes have side effects, it ain't so bad is it?
 

Mrs Depp

Gold Member
S: 12st4lb C: 10st7lb G: 9st0lb BMI: 29.7 Loss: 1st11lb(14.53%)
#18
Every good Sole Sourcer's gonna lose some hair
But we'll take that risk
Because we really don't care

Definately my fave lines, hair loss is scary when it happens but at least it grows back! You're right, we don't care, loads of quick fixes have side effects, it ain't so bad is it?
:D:D Thanks Wez! Yeah, I lost loads of hair and I didn't even have much to start with so it was quite a shock for me! :eek:
 


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