Alternative Lyrics to Rockstar by Nickleback??

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  1. Mrs Depp

    Mrs Depp Gold Member

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    Just thought I'd put these in here - I spent a bit of time last night tweaking the lyrics slightly (;))


    Size 10

    I'm thru with being ignored
    Or called insulting names
    It's like I've turned invisible
    Since I gained all this weight
    My body hasn't turned out
    Quite the way I want it to be

    I want a brand new bra
    That doesn't dig in my ribs
    And panties that don't get lost in my skin
    And a king sized bed big enough
    For ten plus me!!!

    I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
    And a walk in wardrobe with lots of room in it
    Gonna spend my cash
    And buy 97 pairs of shoes

    I want a new Porsche Cayman with 19 inch rims
    A Veilside Body Kit and tv screens
    A personalised numberplate with 'Mrs Depp'
    Is fine for me

    I'm gonna trade this body for a smaller size
    Go on the pull with Lacey
    And chat up all the guys

    'Cause we all just wanna wear size 10 jeans
    And have a wardrobe of clothes that's burstin' at the seams
    These diets ain't easy and they just ain't cheap
    We'll all get skinny if we just don't eat
    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    With our Minimins friends we'll look like movie stars
    Every good Sole Sourcer's gonna lose some hair
    But we'll take that risk
    Because we really don't care

    Hey hey I wanna be a size 10
    Hey hey I wanna be a size 10

    I wanna look like Kylie but without the surgery
    Wear those golden hotpants and act real flirty
    Have a couple of dances
    And get my drinks for free

    I'm gonna dress my ass
    With the latest fashion
    Get a front door key to the Kate Moss mansion
    Gonna date a male model that loves to
    Spend his time with me

    I'm gonna trade this body for a smaller size
    Go on the pull with Lacey
    And chat up all the guys


    'Cause we all just wanna wear size 10 jeans
    And have a wardrobe of clothes that's burstin' at the seams
    These diets ain't easy and they just ain't cheap
    We'll all get skinny if we just don't eat
    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    With our Minimins friends we'll look like movie stars
    Every good Sole Sourcer's gonna lose some hair
    But we'll take that risk
    Because we really don't care
    And we'll hide out in the Diary Threads
    Read the latest daily news or Introduction thread
    Might even read the Blogs
    And read of dieting trials
    Everybody's got a CDC on speed dial

    Hey hey I wanna be a size 10

    I'm gonna lose this weight
    Because I know I oughta
    Gonna mix my shakes
    And drink 4 litres of water

    When they ask why I don't eat
    I'll say because I can't

    I'll take a monthly photo for the gallery
    And smile when they all say
    I don't look like me

    I'm gonna trade this body for a smaller size
    Go on the pull with Lacey
    And chat up all the guys


    'Cause we all just wanna wear size 10 jeans
    And have a wardrobe of clothes that's burstin' at the seams
    These diets ain't easy and they just ain't cheap
    We'll all get skinny if we just don't eat
    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    With our Minimins friends we'll look like movie stars
    Every good Sole Sourcer's gonna lose some hair
    But we'll take that risk
    Because we really don't care

    Hey hey I wanna be a size 10....
     
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  3. Happe

    Happe escaping the fat

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    Thats so cool Mrs Depp, better than the original!!
     
  4. Mrs Depp

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    Thanks Happe!:D I love that song and I've had it in my head constantly for weeks now lol! :D:D
     
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    Brilliant Mrs D. Love that song too
     
  6. Mrs Depp

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    :D:D:D Thank you Maggie. Hope you're okay today hun. :)
     
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    BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!:whistle:
     
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    Absolutely brilliant! Great one!
     
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    Thank you!! :D:D It gave my son a laugh reading it too! :D
     
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    lol thats fab!!
    really gave me a chuckle :)
     
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    Thanks! That's what I was hoping for! :D
     
  12. hollycat

    hollycat To infinity and beyond!

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    Very clever. Did it take you long to do.

    Love the original song and the video :D
     
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    Sorry I've not replied Holly, only just got near the pc! :rolleyes:

    It took me about 2 hours, not too long really. :D Yeah I love the song and video too, it's constantly in my head lol! :D
     
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    Mich Taking Back Control...!!!

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    Mrs D.... I only just found this.... It is so cool and how clever are you....wow that is talent I'd never ever in a million years be able to come up with that..... :D:D

    Fav song in our house at the mo - just got the ringtone for my phone today! Goes well with my message tone which is Peter Kay shouting...

    'it's spitting, everbody in its spitting, it's SPITTING!!!!'....lol
     
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    Fab Stuff - have you posted it on DH too?

    xxx
     
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    LOL I should sing this on the at least 30 times a day I hear this record being played - my youngest lad has forever got it on.

    Absolutely brilliant lyrics you've come up with :D
     
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    Aww thanks so much Mich, Toots and Katie :) Must admit my son had a laugh at some of the lines I'd made up! :)
     
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    Every good Sole Sourcer's gonna lose some hair
    But we'll take that risk
    Because we really don't care


    Definately my fave lines, hair loss is scary when it happens but at least it grows back! You're right, we don't care, loads of quick fixes have side effects, it ain't so bad is it?
     
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    :D:D Thanks Wez! Yeah, I lost loads of hair and I didn't even have much to start with so it was quite a shock for me! :eek:
     
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