Another Dieters Poem

Emmaline

Hippety Hop!
While standing at the mirror bare
I could but only in shock stare
The rotund figure what a sight
I must be firm and end this plight
And eat correctly all the things
To end this flab and odd bulgings
So with the aid of Slimming Books
With charts of special things to cook
I wrote with speed a shopping list
Of crispbreads, salads, I'll insist
That meat will be so very lean
And fish, cheese, eggs and mounds of green
And putting lots of things in store
Then I will have good foods galore
And calories I'll count so that
I'll soon be losing all this fat... :D
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Alas my plans have gone to pot
'cos in one day I ate the lot! :ashamed0005:
 
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