Banned from Sainsburys...

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  1. tara40

    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    This is a joke, it isnt really me.

    Banned from Sainsbury's

    Didn't like shopping there anyway Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I ha
    d little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now
    enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
    laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.
    Forward this to all your friends who a) own a dog; b) diet and c) shop in Sainsbury’s !
     
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    Love it!! Thanks lol!
     
  4. fillymum

    fillymum synful soul

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    copied, pasted and winging its way to all my friends.
     
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    tara40 Loves Norman Reedus

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    maybe the mods could add it in as a new diet !!!!
     
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    aislingb loves a curlywurly

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    hahaha so funny :D
     
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    :D:D:D:D:D
     
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    cherry-pie Trying again in 2012

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    I love it !!!!
     
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    I've was arrested in B&Q today. :(

    Some bloke came up and asked me if I wanted decking ...... so I got in first and punched the ******* right in the chops!!!! :D:D:D
     
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    Made me chuckle, and im sure i will be laughing next time i pick up dog food
     
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