Come on join in Christmas Funnies.....don't be a bah humbug It's Crimble

[fillymum]

I absolutely love Christmas . Let's all have a giggle..................





Christmas trees are like boobs
Fake ones r nice to look at
but real ones are better


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Dear Santa, so what i have
done mayhave been bad but
I pretty sure breaking and
entering and stealing peoples
food is worse So lets call it even

 

[peggypig]

this pic made me laugh no offence meant HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL XXXXXX

 

[SlimmingKitchen]

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite

 

[SlimmingKitchen]

The four stages of life – You believe in Santa Claus – You don’t believe in Santa Claus – You become Santa Claus – You look like Santa Claus.​

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[SlimmingKitchen]

The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas.​

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[SlimmingKitchen]

Why doesn’t Santa have any children? He only comes one a year, and that’s down the chimney.​

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[SlimmingKitchen]

Husband: A man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until 24 December to do his Christmas shopping.​

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[fillymum]

 

[fillymum]

What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.

 

[fillymum]

Q1: Mum, can I please have a cat for Christmas:
Ans: No. You'll have turkey the same us the rest of us

 

[fillymum]

What a shame it has ended up being bah humbug............so disappointing

 

[heidiseeky]

My favourite Christmas quote is 'Dear Santa, let me explain....'