Do you know me ?

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  1. Maisy Mouse

    Maisy Mouse Full Member

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    I found this on another site and thought it was very apt.


    Hello, do you know me?


    If you don't you should. I'm a pound of fat, and I'm the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why?

    It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm Only One Pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds, but never only one, so I just stick around and happily keep you fat.

    Then I add to myself ever so slyly so that you never seem to notice it, that is until I've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it's fun being Only One Pound of fat, left to do as I please.

    So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying "Oh, I only lost one pound." (as if that were such a terrible thing!)

    For you see, if you do this you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think I'm not worth losing. And I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!!

    After all, I'm Only One Pound of fat!!!
     
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  3. evanesco

    evanesco I'm the tortoise.

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    I love this. My consultant read it out one week when a few of us had 'only lost a pound'. Very good. :D
     
  4. Predator

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    Heh, thats cool :) it does change your perspective quite a bit.
     
  5. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    That's really good, thanks for posting..
     
  6. Maisy Mouse

    Maisy Mouse Full Member

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    one pound a week adds up to almost 4 stone in a year not bad eh. If I am 4 stone lighter this time next year I'd be really pleased anymore & it's a bonus
     
  7. squiddie

    squiddie Starting Again!

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    thats brilliant, puts it all in perspective :)
     
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    :cry::cry::cry::cry:

    Poor pound of fat !!!

    LOL.........

    Phil x
     
  9. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    I've seen this before, it's really good, thanks for posting it.
     
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