LOL, it reminds me of a compulsory philosophy module at uni that I managed to pass by 1% (and that was thru' the support of fellow students that felt sorry for me). Way too abstract for my feeble mind to process!
Dreadful words spring into my mind Sunshine S, such as 'plagiarism' - thankfully it was many years ago and the lecturers did not have sophisticated IT programmes to pick up on when a student was being less than honourable with the authenticity of their work.
I went back to a different uni last year for a PG Cert; this time I did the work myself and failed half of my 4 assignments (managed to pass on final re-submissions).
Have very happily resigned from any further attempts at academia and joyfully spend my time watching soap operas, silly documentaries about Katie Price and QVC. Total bliss!