'F' odes for Isobel!

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  1. wannabeminime

    wannabeminime Gold Member

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    I thought you may be missing the letter F a lot by now, so here's a selection of tongue twisters to remind you how it looks;

    A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
    Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
    Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
    So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

    Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

    Fat frogs flying past fast.

    Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

    Freshly fried fresh flesh.

    Freshly-fried flying fish.

    There was a young fisher named Fischer
    Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
    The fish with a grin,
    Pulled the fisherman in;
    Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.


    Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets.

    The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat.

    Try fat flat flounders.

    Fran feeds fish fresh fish food.

    Few free fruit flies fly from flames.

    False Frank fled Flo Friday.

    Four free-flow pipes flow freely.

    A fat-free fruit float.

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
    Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

    One smart fellow, he felt smart.
    Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
    Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
    Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
    Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
    Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
    Seven smart fellows,they felt smart.
    Eight smart fellows, they felt smart.
    Nine smart fellows, they felt smart.
    Ten smart fellows, they felt smart!


    And finally;

    I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son,
    but I'll pluck your fig's 'til the fig plucker comes.:D:D:D
     
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  3. MadamDotty

    MadamDotty Back again!

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    LOL - good job you typed all that out though, would have looked plain phreaky if Isobel had done it :D

    BTW I couldnt' say half of those :p
     
  4. sonkie

    sonkie Gold Member

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    lmao........
     
  5. wannabeminime

    wannabeminime Gold Member

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    Just copied and pasted MD, but its the thought that counts! I love the phig plucker one, hehe!
     
  6. flirty40greeneyes

    flirty40greeneyes Busy busy busy!!

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    PMSL Bex!!!! Phantastic!!!!!
     
  7. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

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    Phrankly, I pheel phlippin phurtive now pholks phabricate phaceticious and phacile phables, phalling phoul oph the phallacy that this pharce oph a phaltering pc is phanatically phascinating.

    Pheasibly, my pheckless and phatuous phixture is pheted as a phlaky and phlamboyant yet phorlorn phortitude!!


    Right - that's enough oph that (oh bugger - did it again!)



    LMTO!!!!

    Thanks phor the larph, Bex!!

    xxxxxx
     
  8. Summerskye

    Summerskye Gold Member

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    My brain hurts!!! :silly:
     
  9. Starlight

    Starlight Gold Member

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    Your posts really just arent going to be the same when you get that f key back Isobel lol ;)
     
  10. Karen

    Karen Serial Foodie!

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    phuck me...this thread is FFFFreaky. i bet when u get ur F fixed u'll instinctively PH instead. hehe!
     
  11. Isis

    Isis Ancient Egypt Nut!

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    Mine tooo!!!!!....LMAO
     
  12. Isobel1965

    Isobel1965 Gold Member

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    LOL!

    xxxxxx
     
  13. wannabeminime

    wannabeminime Gold Member

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    Cor, reading that was a struggle! ROFLMAO!!

    Glad you enjoyed it!!
    xx
     
  14. natayou

    natayou a bit different everyday

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    phlippin eck my heads spinning
     
  15. sonkie

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    Phantastic, phlipping , phunny .........omg im phecking in phits of laughter here .....!
     
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    Phantastic :D
     
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