FRIDAY!!!!! A joke.x

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    kjs1628 Surely....

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    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

    One is engaged,,one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
    We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
    Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
    He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
    Then we made love all night long.

    The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story:
    When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
    As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,

    "What's for dinner, Batman?"


     
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