had a reason to smile thanks to a friend

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  1. chazzdiver

    chazzdiver Full Member

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    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i got sent this by a friend who knew i wasn't feeling to great about myself. it made me smile so hopefully it'll make others on here smile too if they are having a bad week or so. :D

    If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.


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    (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

    Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

    --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
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    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
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    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
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    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
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    "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

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    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
    --Al Gore, Vice President
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    "I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
    -- Dan Quayle
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    "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
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    "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
    --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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    "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
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    "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
    --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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    "Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
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    "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
    --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman











    Feeling smarter yet?
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    I just did !!
     
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    Oh Chazz - they're priceless! Certainly brought a smile to my face. Keep 'em coming! ZX
     
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    lurverick Now to maintain.....

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    hehehe thanks,those gave me a real giggle this morning x
     
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    LOL very good :)
     
  7. chazzdiver

    chazzdiver Full Member

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    why thank y'all. :D
    if i can find more embarrassing quotes i shall add them. feel free to put any ones you find up on here too.
     
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    Excellent :D Just the pick me up I needed this morning, thanks :)

    Kay x
     
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    Shrinking_Bev Likes to eat.........alot

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    LOL Very funny :D
     
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