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Happy 60th Birthday To Westhills!

bakerfa

Silver Member

KD

Gone fishing
Very happy returns of the day Ann!!

 

cah-ching

Gold Member
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WESTHILLS

lots of luv .......
 

Mich

Taking Back Control...!!!
WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY ANN
I hope I look half as good as you when I get there ;) We will have a drink in BHam to celebrate:D

Lots of love
 

Russiandoll

Carpe diem
Happy Birthday to someone who is half the size and twice the woman! :D
 

Angel

Full Member
http://www.funnypoets.com/funnypoems.htmlhttp://www.funnypoets.com/submit_funny_poem.htmlhttp://www.funnypoets.com/websearch.htmA Poem For Those Over 30

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.


Hope you have a very happy birthday - lots of love

Angel xx
 

demon

Cambridge Diet Counsellor
ann

Wishing you a lovely day and a great time in Prague
 




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