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Happy 60th Birthday To Westhills!

Mich

Taking Back Control...!!!
#4
WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY ANN
I hope I look half as good as you when I get there ;) We will have a drink in BHam to celebrate:D

Lots of love
 

SHAZA

Silver Member
#7
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME AWAY

SEE YOU SOON

SHAZA
 
S: 18st11lb C: 12st4lb G: 11st7lb BMI: 27.8 Loss: 6st7lb(34.6%)
#8
MANY HAPPY RETURNS ....

TO THE MOST ATTRACTIVE 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN I KNOW :D


HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY, ANN!

LOTS OF LOVE
 
S: 17st4lb C: 16st11lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 43 Loss: 0st7lb(2.89%)
#10
Happy Birthday to someone who is half the size and twice the woman! :D
 
#14
A Poem For Those Over 30

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.


Hope you have a very happy birthday - lots of love

Angel xx
 


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